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    To keep up with the fast food game, Colonel Sanders of KFC forms an alliance with the Burger King, and they soon become more than just business partners.

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    Dragonaire Absolvare's collection of Harry Potter characters in cursed situations, prompted in various discord servers.
    Open to prompting.

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    14/?
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    The final confrontation between the players of the great war has come.

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    the limited minutes of a mcdonalds breaktime gets a little... hot.

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    This fic is a near-perfect replica of the dialogue in a still-active roleplay discord server.
    The premise?
    All sorts of characters and OCs, from all kinds of worlds, get sucked into a slice-of-life academy world.
    The academy is a pocket dimension of sorts- nothing exists outside of it.
    Anyone can enter, but the way to leave isn't known.
    Care to join us?

    Contributors (Players IRP, these are not AO3 usernames so don't go looking them up)
    🌵🌵aloe_vera🌱🌱
    Beautiful Skars
    CamaradaM
    capnport
    .decay
    FlowerCow
    Goalie
    Liberty Prime
    Noland the Goose
    Panic at the everywhere
    Sayori <3
    Sharq
    and one more contributor whose user I no longer know

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    3/?
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    part 2 lol but its 10x worse bc i cant write good. also sorry if the tags aren’t accurate.

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    Ronald McDonald invites Willy Wonka (and his wonkaluscious booty) to an exclusive showing of his soon opening luxury establishment, where Willy's gonna get McWonked as fucked.

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    READ THE TAGS!!

    The McRib is back at McDonalds. At the expense of Ronald McDonalds boyfriend of almost 8 years Grimace, that is.

    This fic is seriously fucked up please read with extreame caution.

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    Ronald McDonald and Santa Claus do some gay shit and it's hot.

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    This isn't the first time Helen Parr has visited the McDonald's Sex Club and Restaurant. She's back and here to make Ronald McDonald her bitch.

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    Willie Fredrickson Is a average Mcdonald's Employee, unfortunately he gets a bit more then he can chew

    i am Terribly sorry..

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    Clown and alpha Ronald McDonald is obsessed with Tony the Tiger, the biggest omega director in Hollywood. When Ronald gets a call asking if he wants to co-star in Tony's movie, he's thrilled--that is, until he finds out that he'll be playing an omega. In the midst of exploring genders and sexualities both primary and secondary, he finds himself falling for his co-star: an omega called Tony the Talking Clock. Together they share in an intimate tale what it means to love, and learn how far you can let someone sink before it's time to let go.

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    Chester Cheetah goes to a public bathroom to take a piss but then he doesn't take a piss and instead has hot, steamy, cheesy McSex with Ronald McDonald.

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    The story of 1984 and how the Hamburglar and his delicious abs saved the world from Big Brother's tyranny

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    Scurrying into a back alley after his most recent kill, Jeffrey Woods stumbles upon a strange, fluffy, purple creature who claims to be named Grimace. Taken aback by the creature's wholesome attitude but ever ominous aura, Jeff begrudgingly allows Grimace to tag along on his adventures. After many weeks of being together, they learn about each other's secrets and abilities, and maybe even find out about themselves. Jeff starts to see Grimace as, potentially, more than a companion.

    Is it love, or is it just a fine, wholesome friendship?

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    you're ronald's special mcnugget for real, more milk

    it's the milk saga you're getting what you came for

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    Ronald Mcdonald has worked hard to get where he was at, even if it meant losing some friends and lovers along the way. All he needed was his business. But when an old friend comes back, will he find it hard to continue to be successful?

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    2/?
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    I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades.

    I know the Chinese.

    I've made a lot of money with the Chinese.

    I understand the Chinese mind. -Donald Trump

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    Hamburglar can't stay safe for 2 seconds.

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    1
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