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    "What have you done, yonya?"

    Elrond gulped and tried to start again. "Remember the list of rules you gave us long ago. Remember the number eight?"
    "Was that the one about not setting things on fire…?"

    Maglor's eyebrow raised in realization and he gasped. "Please, don't tell me, you set a ship on fire, Elrond!"

    Elrond grimaced.

    "No, I did not set a ship on fire…" -
    "Thank the Valar!" A sigh of relief.

    "…but I've set several ships on fire. The whole shipyard should be in flames by now."

    --Chapter 8:--

     

    Towards the beginning of the fourth age, Elrond decided it was about time to get his fathers back. If casualties occurred during his plans, he did not care about it. Some kidnapping and a break-in into Mandos should be easy enough for him.

    At least if Galadriel decides another kinslaying is in order, it will be entirely his fault this time.

     

    In which Elrond tries to get his fathers back in an ill-advised Fëanorian-style and causes headaches all around to the rest of his family.

     

    Next update on 04.12.22!

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    I am writing this to tell the truth - This is my story. Our story.

    I cannot explain to you why these things happened, but I can tell you how they happened.

    Don't listen to what the news says about me.

    Do not send anything back to this address.

    Merry Christmas.

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    This is not Joe Lawyer's fic. They're nothing alike. While some ideas are motivated by him, I go in a completely different direction. 

    A modern day fan finds himself thrust, unprepared, into an alternate future. Using his knowledge of a past that wasn't and a future that could be, he sets forth to live his life as he dreamt: free to do as he wishes, when he wants. Of course nothing goes to plan in the process as everything tries to go off of the rails and the bored higher entity screws with the SIOC. . .

    Written in SIOC POV, so expect encounters/interactions with canon characters only.

    So as not to muddy the waters, the Harry Potter part of the story has it's own entry called What Happened aka Harry's Education Years. Let the chaos commence! Spinoff cancelled due to lack of interest from readers . . .

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    "You know I won't give you this chance again," Kal warned without turning around. Mat gritted his teeth.
    "I'm aware of what you're offering," he replied in clipped tones. And he knew exactly what he was doing by walking away. His dreams had been warning him of this inevitability for weeks. Sooner or later, Kal would kill him.
    Mat almost hoped it would be sooner.

    An original fic in Not_Poignant's Faetales universe, set during the events of The Ice Plague! (Go read it!!!)

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    “Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way to the forest ditch beyond the Goblin village to take back the treasures that you have stolen.”

    “HONK!”

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    Together again, Vanessa must now confront the demons Dead has kept inside all these years and re-learn who he has become...Some of the secrets far worse than she had ever imagined...Euronymous, still bitter about the time-travel ban, has now agreed to help Varg plan his revenge for losing the fame he could have had, bringing about a whole new set of tension that could easily tear the band apart forever or end in blood...

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    'Many thoughts filled Peter's head as he shot through the doors of the Sanctum Sanctorum like a pinball. Most were expletives, the occasional estimate of property damage, and one lone voice that wondered just how angry Strange was going to be when he saw his front doors that morning (or sudden lack of).'

    Post No Way Home. Peter Parker has been handling being Spider-Man and being on his own for a few years when he ends up visiting Bleecker Street once again. There an unexpected development involving an ancient urn occurs.

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    The twins are very good at their job, but sometimes a job doesn't call for another assassin or criminal mercenary. Sometimes they just need someone who does not know how unfathomably far down the rabbit hole goes, while being just fascinated enough by its depth to keep falling. Sometimes, they need someone that is just the right distance away.

    Tangerine is very good at keeping everyone far out of reach. Whenever he lets people get too close, he regrets it. Sometimes, though, he wants someone who is just far enough that she can't see his reality while being just close enough to satisfy him. Sometimes, he wants someone who is just the right distance away.

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    Young Bilba Baggins has begged Gandalf for an adventure, and an adventure she got - halfway round the world, she falls into a set of circumstances that she couldn't even had imagined a year ago.

    *will try to update at least twice monthly ^^

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    The Author brings some ideas into the Dreaming; Morpheus is not
    pleased.

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    This is pure crack treated seriously inspired by one too many sarcastic immortal Izuku stories. This is not to be taken seriously but more my attempt at the pure chaos that an immortal Izuku would bring to his brother, All for One.

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    They've barely made it into January of 1990, but their paths were connected in an instant. Eve is running away from the pain of her life in the states, trying to avoid facing the tragedies she experienced the two years before she moved to Norway. Pelle has become trapped in his mind, his own personal hell. It has increasingly become a chore just to open his eyes. But during a show at an underground bar, they spot each other and their journey of finding themselves, together, begins...
    *
    This is a work of fiction set in an alternate universe. Dates and details will likely overlap as this this started out as word vomit, so be warned. I apologize for any screwed up dates/locations. If this isn't your sort of thing, I totally respect that. However, I wanted to create an alternate universe where Pelle/Dead has a chance to receive the love and help so many wished he could have gotten. This may offend some, and again I understand. But for those who may feel the same as I do and wishes for a story with a better ending, this is for me and you.

    *As of October 26th 2022, I moved the story to FreezingFog. Still the same, just a different account name!Story will continue!*

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    How long can you hide a body?

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    Sirius Black is the notorious Captain of the Grimmauld, his band of scallywags and seadogs are the Marauders. The stowaway they find on board seems to be an ordinary man, a thief sent to rob them of their stores, but Sirius knows better. He knows that this man has a hidden weapon on his person at all times and that no pirate is safe from him as long as they sail the high seas. The stowaway is none other than The Pirate Killer himself and Sirius' days are numbered.

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    "Then tell me I'm not a monster." Lidia snapped. "Tell me that I'm not what they say I am, and mean it."

    Ruhn hesitated.

    "That's right. You can't."

    [The first part in the Terrasen School of Magic Series.]

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    The United States of America is a corrupted place, full of hypocrisy, discrimination, and inequality. It is people like Saturn's job, to set balance and bring justice for those who are victimized because of the disruption of balance. Will he lose himself, in the trial and tribulations of good and evil, or will he cause a little mayhem in his stride?

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    Tony Faye and Arianna Reynolds return into action to take on a new enemy who is hellbent on destroying the whole realm of Tonyworld in this insanely epic and wildly action-packed fantasy adventure.

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    Alma Bonnet, now a twenty-year-old woman, is dismayed when a boy she loathes proposes to her. Seeking to escape from a society she has never felt at home in, Alma leaves Bridgetown to embrace a life at sea. But her past follows her: Eliza Badminton, the bane of Alma's school days and an unwelcome addition to Alma's adventures, has her own reasons for escaping the stifling society of colonial Barbados. Alma and Eliza find themselves growing closer as they face the perils and joys of a pirate's life. And when an unexpected enemy surfaces, Alma and Eliza must work together, despite their differences, to protect the crew that has become family.

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    Jiang Cheng didn’t mean to get into the red palanquin. Wei WuXian didn’t mean to pretend to be the matchmaker. They both for sure did not mean to enter the palace.

    So when a revenge attempt got the Yunmeng brothers into more trouble than it was worth, they both found themselves at the mercy of the royal family and its 4000+ rules. The only saving grace? Extremely attractive (especially when naked) royals.

    Will they survive this mishap before the intended marriage partners comes knocking on their door?

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    "He had a plan. To what purpose? To what greater good? In Cliff we trusted."

    -A Chuck Palahniuk AU reboot
    -Written in short chapters
    -None of the characters are famous

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