8 Works in Matchmaker Anathema Device

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    Anthony Jaymes is an author that no one knows about. He's been writing since the stars were made, or so it seems, and hasn't done a single interview, book signing or anything else of the sort. Finally, after years of nagging from his publisher, Ananthema, he begrudgingly agrees.

    Ezra Fell is one of Anthony's biggest fans and is overjoyed when he gets a text from his old friend, announcing that Anthony Jaymes has finally agreed to do a signing. In his shop! The author he'd been mesmerized by for what seemed like centuries would be in his shop!

    Two hearts intersect thanks to one sneaky publisher. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Anathema Device is a matchmaker and the proud owner of the Ineffable love agency. Since she started her business five years ago, she had only successes. All the couples she put together are perfect for each other. Her 100% rate success made her famous. Nobody knows how she does it. Some are saying she is a witch.

    Aziraphale Fell is a fussy bookshop owner who hadn't found true love. He is romantic, well that's what he wrote on his questionnaire for Miss Device. He likes classical music, theater, long walks in the parc, tartan and, of course, books.

    Anthony J. Crowley owns a nightclub. He thinks true love doesn't exist and doesn't believe that Anathema, his best friend, has any power and frankly, why is he answering this fucking questionnaire ? He likes Queen, cars (his Bentley), black clothes and, of course, plants.

    Anathema Device's next success will be Aziraphale and Anthony. Unless.

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    Chapters:
    4/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    65
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    184
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    In her wildest, witchiest dreams, Anathema had never seen anything like it. Aziraphale was an angel – and she had known that he was, of course she had, but she had not seen him like this, his wings unfolded, his body seemingly light as a feather, his form and his gaze suffused with an entirely otherworldly glow as he hovered ten feet above the ground, looking down at –

    – at himself and Crowley...

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    1/1
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    7
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    roselalondebutbetter: roight whots ol dis den
    chameleon: we get it ana youre american
    roselalondebutbetter: british people habe no rights
    dukeofmaggots: fuck off
    snaketwink: atleast we have free healthcare
    roselalondebutbetter: .
    hazardtosociety: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    or alternatively, the good omens highschool au chatfic of my hopes and dreams.

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    2
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    A game night, involving the classic game of telephone, quickly devolves into something not quite as innocent. Anathema tries her hand at matchmaking and does indeed succeed.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3172
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    As the one-year mark of the Unpocalypse approaches, Aziraphale pointedly mentions to Crowley that he'd like to spend the anniversary doing "something lovely" with "somebody special". Thus, Crowley secretly plans a surprise picnic in Tadfield with Anathema and the Them. Of course, this comes served with a plateful of misunderstandings, a side of moping, and a seasoning of mischief... eventually followed by a deliciously pleasant afternoon.

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    16,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    82
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    At age twenty-eight, Anthony J Crowley didn't expect to spend his days working his ass off in one of London's drearier pubs for only minimum wage. He didn't expect to still be living in a cluttered flat, and he definitely didn't expect to still be single.

    But then one night, he and his best friend and co-worker Anathema Device, go out to a club and Crowley meets a particular blond bookshop owner who goes by the name Aziraphale.

    And spending time with Aziraphale makes Crowley think that maybe his life isn't so bad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,057
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    670
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    Anathema Device realizes burning a book is not the only way to get rid of it, Aziraphale receives some very human advice, and Crowley gets up to absolutely demonic nightly activities. A week after the Non-pocalypse everything is back to normal, and there is one last thing left to be sorted after six thousand years...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    2129

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