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    PSA: This is a crackfic. It's a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. It's all a joke and was written to entertain myself and others in quarantine because I figured people could use a laugh right now. While it pains me to have to write this, because I believe it spoils some of the fun, I want people to know ahead of time so that they can just enjoy it if it's their cup of tea and feel okay with going along on this absurd ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry Potter is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything.

    Now Harry has to somehow save the world from the virus AND choose between Dudley, Ron and Draco.

    It seems that being The Chosen One isn't all it's cracked up to be...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her.

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    38/?
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    41
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    Harry dies and then lives again. Shit only gets weirder from there.

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    11/12
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    159
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    52
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    Harry Potter, the boy who lived, never truly lived a life of his own. He was chained and imprisoned all his life by the expectations of the wizarding world. He defeated the Dark Lord he was said to defeat, married the girl everyone expected him to marry, and became an auror as everyone thought he would be. No one ever asked what he wanted, not even himself. The only time he was given a choice was when he died and met the one who’ll change everything, Death.

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    8/?
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    Harry did not like to think of himself as one of those long-suffering, woe is me immortal God’s you see portrayed in fictional tales. Moaning and whining and begging for death.

    Far from it, Harry was happy with his existence.

    [Shouta's new landlord is an oddball]

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    3/?
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    45
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    555
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    4364
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    8,898
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    9/?
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    30
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    248
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    94
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    4324
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    Agent Coulson and his team investigate a weird symbol and an even weirder stick.

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    1/1
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    2
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    62
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    4
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    472
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    Could an unloved and beaten down orphan become the ultimate sacrifice? Really? What if he is selfish and wants to live? What would happen if a little boy abandons his destiny? Could he truly conquer Fate or would one thread of a foretold future be exchanged for another, much more sinister path?

    Beware Death’s Champion. For when he grows wings, he will fly free.
    Or of how Harry abandoned the sinking ship that was magical Britain.

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    55/?
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    116
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    407
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    96
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    A day after the events of canon, Tsuna's guardians all leave him... when he is at his most vulnerable. Hurting, alone, and acutely aware of the torn, broken bonds that his former guardians left him with, who will Tsuna turn to?

    Well, of course, he'll get some entirely new guardians.

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    6/?
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    The life of one Harry Potter, Golden Boy and hardworking Auror, gets turned upside down, when his best friend and fellow Auror partner, Ronald Weasley, almost dies in a raid. Yet, Harry knew it was coming and at the very last second saves his life. This has some unforeseen consequences, as Harry is soon after found by a young man, claiming to be able to help him with his newfound abilities.
    However, with the Neo Death Eaters at risk of taking over the Wizarding World once again and Harry's concern for his friends' and family's safety, will he be able to study his abilities to save everyone in the knick of time again or will he fail desperatly trying?

    Updates on Sunday and Wednesday

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    Every druid and magic-user knows that all magic has a price. King Uther thought a simple peasant in his village would be the price to pay for having a son via magical means. Instead, his wife died and he blamed magic for it. Death always had his own plan when it comes to life, what if the magic used to give life to the Once and Future King also made him a twin brother. What if that twin brother was Harry Potter, reborn after becoming Master of Death in his previous life. How will this change his destiny along with Merlins? After all, even Death can change Destiny.

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    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
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    12
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    Harry Potter, saviour of magical Britain, has proved himself to be great at dying and coming back again. He’s just not as good at the bits in between coming back and dying again.

    -or-

    The Diary Horcrux lived on in Ginny when the diary was destroyed.

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    1/6
    Comments:
    5
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    61
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    12
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    Wars are not won in a day, they are cruel, they are messy and at the end of it all, can anyone truly win?

    Marvel/Harry Potter cross over with a gratuitous use of an artistic licence in character origins (sorry not sorry)!

    I own nothing, its why I make coffee for a living...

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    5,890
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.

    A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.

    As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.

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    English
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    46,872
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    384
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    1437
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    466
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    16473
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    what if the three of them had been together forever - reincarnating life into life, finding each other every time, and only understanding why they were so drawn together every time they met at the willow.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    25
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    5
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    136
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    An old friend is in town and is unimpressed, and who knew Purebloods could be spontaneous? Harry and his men have faced many trials and enemies, and they defeated them all quite handily, but this time it’s going to take more than brute force and magical power to fight these new enemies. Themselves. The Harlequin is in town, and they know just where to strike.

    Book: The Harlequin

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    4/16
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    134
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    242
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    67
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    After the war, Harry surprises everyone and becomes an unspeakable. Throwing himself into magical lore and various branches of magic almost obsessively to determine why he feels empty and why he dreams his nemises memories. Harry finds out that Voldemort was his soulmate after overhearing an argument between Hermione, Ginny and Ron. Driven by revenge Harry makes the most powerful wand in the magical world, superseding even the Elder wand. After his revenge Death visits and calls him Master, saying that Harry is favoured by him, the gods and Lady Magic herself, and offers him a chance to go back.

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    9,341
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    6/?
    Comments:
    143
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    862
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    243
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    10806
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    Team Free Will (and a few extras) avert their Apocalypse only to be dropped into the Wizarding World to help Harry Potter rebuild after defeating the Dark Lord.

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    2,455
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
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    12
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    5
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    155
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    Harriet Potter had given up hope on maintaining a so-called 'normal' life. So when the expected unexpected happens, why's she so annoyed? A story told in pieces.

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    100,392
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    382
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    142
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    12760
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    Having a friend with an equally absurd sense of adventure kept things interesting.

    Unfortunately, this new assignment she sent Harry on was a bit too much.

    (summary edited 05/08/2020)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    12
    Kudos:
    53
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    10
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    In June of 1980, Voldemort successfully took control of the Magical Ministry. For eleven years, Magical Britain was finally at peace, only a few rebels fighting against the New Ministry. Voldemort stepped out of the limelight after the end of the war, choosing instead to focus on something important: His sonInferius. A four year old Inferius who goes by the name 'Little One' and is completely adored by everyone who meets him. But Little One holds a lot of mysteries. Who is he? How did he die? But most pressing, what is his relationship to the Dark Lord?

    Everything is fine, of course, until the Order decide to take Little One away from a very protective and possessive Dark Lord.

    And somehow, that is the least of the Dark Lord's problems. Add one clingy, annoying Death and one all-seeing, secretive Fate and you might just have a story!

    Follow Voldemort as he struggles through protecting his child, fighting off a very persistent Death, running an entire country, and for Merlin's saKE CAN HE PLEASE BEAT FATE AT ONE BLOODY GAME OF CHESS?????

     

    [Very OOC and not a Tomarry/Harrymort. Recently changed summary, same story!]

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    English
    Words:
    98,632
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    571
    Kudos:
    2235
    Bookmarks:
    572
    Hits:
    64604

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