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    A fic I wrote for the kinkmeme back in 2014, finally posting it here.

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    When Shepard meets Ashley on Horizon, she asks him to prove that it's really him by saying something only he would know. She gets more than she bargained for after he recounts an embarrassing story from the night before Ilos.

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    Garrus's challenge was different somehow. It electrified the room, and everyone could feel it. She expected Thane to speak at any moment and decline. It was rare enough that Thane attended their regular sparring nights — his accepting a challenge was unheard of.

    But her eyebrows shot up when instead of declining, he took off his coat, and stepped into the circle.

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    Or: Five Times Garrus Confiscated a Comic Book and One Time Shepard Did

    Archangel becomes the star of a popular comic book series. The Normandy crew always finds a copy. Hilarity ensues... for everyone but Garrus.

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    40
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    Story takes place 8 years after the destruction of the Reapers. AU where Shepard is brought back to life a second time. She has sustained significant damage to body and mind and cannot remember anything after her first death above Alchera.

    Garrus and Wrex who are now council members convince Shepard to do a ‘Savior of the Galaxy’ tour. Which is meant to raise money and resources for the planets hit the hardest by the Reapers. The tour will take two years to complete and end on Earth for the 10th anniversary of the Reapers destruction.

    AU. Thane Krios is alive. He never left the compact because they did not spend a decade training an assassin to simply let him leave when he accidentally started a family that ended in divorce. Instead, he became a trainer/handler of other assassins for the compact. He never became the Galaxy’s best assassin because Feron took his place.

    Shepherds has new career as a doll that the Council can puppet and it has filled her with the deepest most desperate sadness. Thane will help awaken her memories of her past and teach her how to cope and love again.

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    5/?
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    3
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    "In any case, how are we supposed to do this?" Tevos placed her hands lightly on Shepard's shoulders and pressed down. "That is why I had to have sex with your mother."

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    Liam and Sara choose to have some quality alone time on the Tempest between missions. :)

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    As far as crazy plans go, this onE takes the cake!

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    Emboldened by Sloane's heavy-handed intervention, Ryder confesses her feelings for Cora. Diplomacy means something else on Kadara.

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    Zaeed has to pull off a heist job at a fancy opera. Daro'Xen is working as a high-class escort on a rather unconventional Pilgrimage. The rough-edged merc needs a classy date to help him navigate high society and she's a pretentious, snooty, better-than-you bitch who can't stand him -- so, perfect.

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    When the Battlestar Galactica makes their desperate jump towards Earth, lead by Kara Thrace and four of the Final Five Cylons, they don't find the Earth they expect. They find an Earth encircled by giant black ships and a woman calling herself Commander Shepard telling them to leave before the Reapers attack them. With Earth not the safe haven they'd hoped for, a multi-species conflict raging around them, and the enemy Cylons still a threat, the Colonial Fleet and their Cylon allies struggle to make a place for themselves in this new universe.

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    A podfic of "New Game" by alden.

    Author's summary:
    She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists.

    The Alliance wanted her to shut up and go back to being conveniently dead. Kaidan, it seemed, felt the same way. Anderson was the only family she'd ever had, and he wouldn't even answer her emails.

    And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.

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    215
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    From the kink meme: The Shakarian effect. A human and a turian were already kinda/sorta attracted to each other, but didn't want to act on it due to outside pressures - which thanks to Shepard and Garrus are now gone.

     

    Nicola, an artist-turned-nurse after the war, helps a turian soldier recover and forms a bond with him. In the mean-time, the search for Shepard and the survivors from the Normandy continues.

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    11/?
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    A collection of drabbles and mini fills for prompts made on the Mass Effect Kink Meme, or ficlets I need to get out of my head.

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    22/?
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    123
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    171
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    John Shepard goes to speak with Dr. Chakwas and finds her drunk. They have a strange conversation.

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    Commander Shepard has a surprising phobia that Mordin is not aware of. Violence and abrupt smut follow.

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    Shepard has an errand to run on Earth so the crew is waylaid for a day. Garrus doesn't care for the planet.

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    An experiment of Mordin's results in Shepard being turned into a Turian temporarily.

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    Shepard visits Samara after she kills Morinth.

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    Mordin is injured on a mission and Shepard is the only one on hand to patch him up. After the fact he feels guilty and wants to return the favor.

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    During a dangerous mission Shepard and her team lose communications and translators, unfortunately she is with alien squadmates rather than humans. They must improvise and attempt to communicate to escape, but in the process Shepard is seriously wounded.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
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