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    "I, John,"

    "I, John,"

    "Take you, Mary,"

    "Take you Sherlock,"

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    Sherlock has one mission: to protect John at all costs and ensure that justice is served to those who hurt him. But how can he when Mary has escaped right under his nose, and Jim Moriarty is still no where to be found?

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    "The problem was that Sherlock refused to hide himself, even a little. His features were too sharp, his eyes too strange, his fingers just a little too long. He was far too clever, far too rude, and he coaxed sounds out of his violin that weren’t meant to be heard by human ears." Fae AU in which Sherlock is a self-exiled member of the Seelie Court and it causes nothing but problems for him. Not Season 4 compliant.

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    Strange what-if that crept into my head weeks ago and stuck. Crossover with the 1996 101 Dalmatians (the live-action version of the 1961 original). Case-fic for missing Dalmatian puppies post-S2 of Sherlock. No s3, no s4. Mary's not nice and not around very long. OOC Sherlock and John, just a little bit.

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    6/?
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    Winding his long arms around my torso, he kissed me again, deeper, with more hunger than the first kiss. “Oh, John,” he sighed. “I had no doubt — none whatsoever — that you would be married by the time I returned.”
    Tears started in my eyes. I turned away, ashamed. “But — I swore… I told you I was yours, forever—“
    Handing me a glass, he smiled fondly. “You are mine, Watson. I am not jealous of your wife.” He took a sip from his glass. “Neither will I let you go.”

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    What’s the opposite of “The Abominable Bride”?

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    Sherlock Holmes was pure theatre, from the unhinged protagonist curls on the top of his head to the chorus dancer slender lines of his feet. Perhaps it was something to do with how he saw people - as a collection of stage directions. Their defining characteristics, laid out for him to study like some classically trained thespian might in their dressing room.

    "Don't try and make it sound all poetic," John said inside his head. "Drama queen."

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    What are those first few years of hardships, compared to the sweetness of their whole lives together?

    A string of headcanons with glimpses into each of the 52 years John spends with Sherlock.

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    If Sherlock and John were a couple before the fall - what would it be like when Sherlock came back?

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    He is so sorry that he carves it into his skin with his bare hands, writes it across his arms and legs and face and back in blood-red ink.

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    1/1
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    John hates how his life turned out, and mourns the lost potential between him and Sherlock.
    So when he's given a second chance, transported back to the night Sherlock returned from the dead, John must make good use of it.

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    407
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    A series of prompt-based one shots dealing with everything from spiders to teen!lock to milk to Beauty and the Beast to Sherlock getting his hair braided (Lestrade will never let him live it down). It ranges from parodies and crack!fics to angst and tradegy and will hopefully result in both tears and laughter in all those who read it. Any and all requests shall be written!

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    20/?
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    108
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    12
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    Mary-Sue wants Richard. Mary-Sue's friend said Richard would never ever love her even if she was the Last Woman on Earth. Mary-Sue hates her friend. Now her friend is dead.

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    Captain John Watson is just trying to keep his spaceship flying with illegal salvage and smuggling work, taking on the occasional passenger for legitimacy. It’s a dangerous ‘verse, though - when you’re not dodging Reavers, the Alliance is hot on your tail.

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    11
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    Sherlock Holmes, The wedding Consultant. Picky about his projects and a nightmare to work with. Rejects ninety percent of the couples after just having a look at them and can predict how long a marriage will last. But when unassuming, plain, John Watson reluctantly limps his way in his office, with his more than enthusiastic fiancée, Mary Morstan, instead of dismissing the ill-assorted couple on the spot, he promptly decides that the project, and the groom.. are definitely worth working on.

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    Upon returning from his honeymoon, John receives a phonecall from Mycroft Holmes, informing him that Sherlock is in rehab.

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    He believed it right up to the very last second.

    And he was wrong.

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    Čeština
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    Another attempt of fixing episode 4. In fact the whole of season 4. Mary's motives are explained. John's behaviour and Mycroft's..and Eurus'.

    This takes place shortly after the events at Sherrinford and Musgrave...and before we see one of the last scenes with John and Rosie in Sherlock's flat. Last chapters happens after that.

    Let's just say that I take everything, that happened in season 1, 2 and 3, at face value. No extended Mind Palace here in this story. The only big Mind Palace event happens on the plane. In more than one layer.....and Sherlock had numbed himself with drugs and had intended to overdose before he landed in Zagreb.

    And then I wrote:
    "(But.....as my story continues, and we come closer to 'The Lost Special', I have come to believe that the only (?) sane explanation for all the inconsistencies and plotholes, could be that John is severely wounded and episode 3 is his 'Mind-bungalow'. I have just decided to make my story even more insane and strange than Mofftiss did ;-)"

    But we never got any 'Lost special' so now every idea is up in the air.

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    “What is it that you want me to do?”
    “I want you to shoot me.”

    Missing scenes from His Last Vow, The Abominable Bride and The Six Thatchers

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    10
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