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    Mary Christiansen thought she'd try something different that night.

    AKA lesbian relationship with reader/oc hahaha

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    "Robert, do you want to do anything for Valentine's Day?"

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    7/?
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    Rise and shine, loser, it's time for mimosas and Craig-watching.

    (WIP, but no cliffhangers here; each chapter is a self-contained story, and collectively they chronicle the saga of Robert's short step in falling for the New Guy, and then the much longer step of figuring out what to do about it.)

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    18/23
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    Mary woke up with a headache and a dry mouth. It took her a few moments to asses the situation.

     

    A story set after Joseph and the Dadsona hooked up in which Mary and Joseph are falling apart and Robert is trying to help his friend.

    Part of a series but works standalone.

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    Robert and Mary look at the night sky.

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    1/1
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    “Robert!” hissed someone from behind.

    Robert turned to see Damien motioning for him to come to him. Joseph stood next to him on his left, with a forced smile on his face, while Percy stood on his right. Grudgingly, Robert went over to them and as soon as he got close enough, they all began to walk to an unknown destination away from the stage.

    “Where are we going?” asked Robert in annoyance. “I was kinda enjoying the show, y’know.”

    “It’s Mary,” Damien replied. “She has requested to see us all before she performs.”

    Robert’s eyebrow lifted. “Is she alright?”

    “She’s fine! But she wanted to, uh… take a good luck shot with all of us before going backstage.”

    Robert snickered to himself. Of course she did.

    -

    The Christiansen Circus is invited to an event hosted by the Queen of Spain after having risen enough to infamous stardom in the town of Maple Bay. Upon their arrival, however, a deathly sick opera singer leaves a gap in the Queen’s show causing devastation to the Queen’s advisor and Mary gets volunteered to sing in the fallen singer’s stead. But will she be able to pull through well enough to save the night?

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    snapshots of an affair (1996-2016)

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    The Christiansen household just moved to Maple Bay, and Joseph wants to immediately meet his new neighbors. Scared of what might happen, Mary tries to distract him, but ends up making friends with neighbor Robert instead. As the time goes by, Joseph seems interested in Robert, but will he act on it, or stay true to his marriage?

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    Mary and Robert are forced to act when they find Joseph has taken the newest neighbour for his own needs in the underground cavern. They want to save the man from the demon that possesses him, but their ultimate goal is to stop it from hurting anyone else.

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    You deserve better than this, she wanted to say.

    You deserve better than this.

    She tried to ignore that thought, but it echoed in her mind, spreading like a cancer, laying roots of something too dangerous for her to even think about acknowledging. You deserve better than this.

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    Every single day you regret things you’ve done to yourself and to the others. This doesn’t help, but you still do. The only person who doesn’t deserve what they have is your accidental fling, neighbor, and husband of your best friend. And you are tangled in this mess, the mess you’ve caused yourself. Only time will tell what happens next.

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    “Don’t give me the face,” Mary leaned back, tilted the wine glass at him semi-threateningly. “When you fuck a girl’s husband it’s common decency to cover her tab.”

    alternatively titled: your husband is a dick, lets drink
    alternatively titled: i homewrecked myself a bestie
    alternatively titled: fuck joseph (neil can stay)

    Written by The_Onion_Wanton.

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    Remember when we snuck into the church
    And stole some wine from the basement
    Well.
    The basement is not a basement.
    Pick up you piece of shit.
    Please pick up
    Pick up
    Robert Small I swear to god.

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    3/?
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    5
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    "I don't know what the fuck true love is but I do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life. (Let's hang out TO THE DEATH.)" (ASW.)

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    1/1
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    Robert has been struggling to get better and is slowly making progress. He's still scared to make an official relationship with Dadsona, despite how he feels. However, now that Amanda is leaving for college, Robert has to take care of him no matter what. Dadsona and Robert keep each other company in their ensuing adventures. It's only a matter of time before they put a label on their relationship.

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    12/12
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    They stay like that, just sitting in silence, staring at each other over the rims of their glasses. Mary’s lips curl, a small wry smile settling on her lips. It feels genuine. Robert’s eyes glint and he ducks his head, just a little. His cheeks are flushed from the alcohol and he sways when he stands. Mary hides her widening smile behind her empty glass.

    ”Want to get out of here?” Robert asks, and Mary drums her fingers against her glass, tilts her head in contemplation. She looks him up and down, and puts her glass on the table.

    Mary and Robert find comfort in each other and their experiences.

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    Takes place after Robert's confrontation in the pier before the Dadsona gets onto the yacht with Joseph. Mary finds Robert in the bar brooding about the failure of the conversation as they wallow in their misery alone together once again. But this time its a bit more sour than usual. But Mary gets an unexpected phone call interrupting the brooding session and she leaves in a panicked state. Her children are gone. It follows the Cult Ending, (I'm a sucker for a spot of darkness in my favorite shows, games and stories)

    First Fanfic in a long time and my first work posted here is AO3, be gentle but don't be afraid to give critique when due. Also not used to Tags so warning about that If any of you do find some I missed let me know. Unnamed Dadsona, wasn't sure how to portray him in this just yet so I decided to be as vague as possible.

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    5/?
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    91
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    4
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    1405
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    Não era a primeira vez que Robert havia sido o encarregado de levar Mary do bar até a casa.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    360
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Mary smiled like you were an idiot. “Between the smiling youth pastor with his delectable baked goods, and his nasty alcoholic bitch of a wife, who would the community prefer?”
    “...You’re not like that. You’re as much active in church as Joseph.”
    “I know. Everybody else doesn’t. Joseph is the face.”
    “And Joseph is cheating on you.”
    “I know. Everybody else doesn’t.”

     

    With everything happening, she could have just packed her bags and left.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    75
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    6
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    1243
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    'Robert likely didn’t know Damien had knowledge of the affair at all, so, he had no reason to divulge it readily. Damien also reflected on Robert’s past troubles in divulging personal information. The older man likely just did not want to think about the unpleasant matter, himself, and so tried to avoid it… Damien could understand that to a point.

    Damien sighed and rubbed at his chin and neck. Along with these thoughts came more intrusive, more terrible and cringing thoughts he most certainly did not want in his head:

    Robert and Joseph close together, breathing in one another’s air. Rosy skin set against tan flesh as hands link, as lips lock together. Two male bodies, perfectly as they should have been, from conception to birth to adulthood, together and…

    Damien grabbed at his head, fingers going into his raven hair.'

    Series
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    3,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1223

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