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    Eddy was just a thief with a half-cooked plan. She never thought much of lordly men, especially not ones known to be as eccentric as Lord Bonnet. She'll just do her fake job to cover for her real job, then she and Izzy will get out with the goods and go on as they have been. Simple. Easy. Painless.

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    After a failed marriage proposal Stede Bonnet, soon to be thirty, realizes that he needs to start living his own life, leaving the restricted life his father has planned for him behind.

    With help from his friends Lucius (and his various boyfriends), his not quite ex-fiancé and her boyfriend Doug Stede can begin to create his own life and maybe find love along the way.

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    Edward Teach, lead vocalist for a metal band, has been taking wedding singer gigs at a local event venue for the past few months, finding it a fulfilling change of pace in his life. A hopeless romantic, Ed is engaged to be married in less than a week and is completely in his element when he meets Stede Bonnet, a recently relocated professional attending a wedding where Ed is performing. Stede is swept away by Ed’s charismatic performance and the two hit it off right away. Stede promises that once he eventually sets a date for his own wedding with Mary, he wants Ed to be the wedding singer for theirs as well. Tragedy strikes when Ed’s fiancé leaves him at the altar, sending Ed spiraling into depression and swearing off wedding gigs entirely. In an attempt to help Ed get back on his feet (and hopefully spend more quality time with his new friend), Stede convinces Ed to help him plan his own upcoming wedding. Needless to say, as Stede’s wedding grows closer, so do Stede and Ed <3

    This story is loosely based on The Wedding Singer (1998) and inspired by the parallels between Ed's Episode 10 songs and the infamous "Somebody Kill Me Please" scene from the movie.

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    "You've been heaving over the side of the boat all last month," Izzy replies, as if it's obvious. "I've never known you to be seasick. Even as a child. Even in storms."

    "I don't know if that's creepy or impressive," Alma tells him.

    "Honestly I'm just glad you're not contagious."

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    What's the one thing Izzy Hands has never wanted on his boat? Children. But with Bonnets, it seems, babies go hand-in-hand.

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    Escaping the life he never wanted, Stede moved across the country and founded his own Renaissance Faire. Now 5 years in, the business is struggling, and he needs to act fast to keep his pride and joy afloat. Enter Edward Teach, a trained equestrian who shows interest in Stede’s last resort to try and bring money to the Faire- a Joust. Though they start off as strangers, Ed and Stede might find their own lives reinvigorated as they grow closer.

    An OFMD SMAU cross-posted from @actofgrace23 on Twitter!

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    The children are wary of him for all of a minute— after they take turns hugging Stede with apparent fondness, Alma turns to Ed and asks, “Are you a real pirate?”

    He laughs. “I guess you could say that.”

    She nods, a crafty look in her eye, just like Stede gets when he’s thought of a particularly good fuckery to pull off. Then Alma leans down, grabs a branch from the base of the tree they’re standing by, and whips up again, pointing it at Stede like a sword with one hand thrown up in the air dramatically.

    “Avast ye!” She shouts. “I’m the Dread Pirate Blackbeard!”

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    Stede Bonnet is a renowned restaurant owner of Queen Anne's Revenge, run by him and his ragtag crew of misfit chefs and waiters. During the blistering heat of summer in Miami, a bar opens across the street by the acclaimed chef Blackbeard.

    Said to be mysterious but extremely skilled, Stede is instantly intrigued by Blackbeard and seeks to get to know him better. If only Blackbeard wasn't so secretive, his wait staff so abrasive, and his wife, Mary, so rightfully suspicious of all of these endeavors.

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    Stede works from home as a therapist in Saint Augustine Florida. He enjoys his water front house and weekends with the kids. Mary is happily married to Doug but there are a few things from his past that he struggles to shake. That changes when Alma slams into a gorgeous man outside a tattoo parlor. Dumb struck, Stede falls nearly instantly for the other man. Together they work through past issues to happiness.

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    Ed is a privet investigator who works with Izzy to help alphas find their omegas that have been taken from them. Current laws have stripped omegas of their rights and have become little more than breeders, or house spouses. When Lucius has gone missing, Ed is glad to find the omega before being sold off; the only issue is an unknown omega bound and gagged locked up for any alpha's enjoyment. Claiming the omega Ed, is left taking care of this poor omega to keep him safe.

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    Lucius never thought he'd have to use the CPR certification his job made him get.

    He never expected to play matchmaker for the person whose life he saved, either.

    And it's just getting more complicated from there.

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    Stede, a rich heir, meets Ed, a bullied lawyer, and the two fall in love during a costume ball. When he learns his firm's owner plans to steal Stede's fortune, Ed has to find the courage to stand up to his intimidating boss.

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    Stede Bonnet, insomniac, husband, father, and would-be author, finds himself spending an awful lot of time at the 24-hour Malmart, especially after meeting east coast transplant Ed Teach, working nights in the music section.

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    “They can’t get into too much trouble,” he says, reaching for Ed’s hand when he notices Ed frowning off after the two of them. “After all, I’ve got all the money.”

    Ed’s lip quirks. “You sure about that? Jim and I have been teaching Alma a few tricks.”

    Stede stops in his tracks, reaching for the wallet in his back pocket on instinct. His shoulders sag slightly when he feels the edge of the leather billfold under his fingertips.

    “What kind of tricks?” Mary asks from near Ed’s elbow, and he nearly leaps out of his boots. He didn’t notice her getting so close. His fucking ear must be worse than he thought.

    “You know,” Ed says. “Jump rope.”

    Ed tags along on one of Stede and Mary's first custody transfers post-Such Joie de Vivre. He's not intimidated to meet Stede's ex-wife. Not at all.

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    Lucius Spriggs is a wingless guardian angel who’s tasked with helping Stede Bonnet see how much of an impact he’s made on the world around him.

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    2021.

    Notting Hill, London, U.K.

    Stede had a mid-life crisis and gay awakening simultaneously, which resulted in an amicable separation from his wife, a not-so-amicable separation from his father, a complete wardrobe overhaul, and the purchase of a bookshop.

    This left him more content with life than he had ever been, but also made him crave someone to share it with. He’d never craved anything before. 

    Los Angeles, California, U.S.A.

    Ed Teach shot to higher levels of fame than he’d ever imagined he would. He truly loved acting, but it became a chore when suddenly the whole world knew his face and he couldn’t ever let the mask slip, even when the cameras weren’t rolling. He missed home, he was tired, and he was just so bored.

    He needed something to change before he lost his mind.

    An 'Our Flag Means Death' Social Media AU, originally posted on Twitter. @thatllbemybrand
    Tags will be updated as the fic continues. Original thread has hit post 367.

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    What if instead of selling Stede out to the British, Izzy returned to the Queen Anne?
    What if Ed comes back from St Augustine, and discovers that Izzy is now Calico Jack's first mate?
    And what if Chauncey Badminton still found Stede Bonnet anyways?

    A reimagining of season 1 starting from episode 6 and spiraling out from there.

    Featuring - Treachery! Naval battles! Mutinies! Heartfelt confessions! Boys kissing! Calico Jack being a magnificent bastard!

    --

    Originally posted as part of the 2022 OFMD Big Bang.

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    Newly divorced Stede Bonnet accidentally takes a couples cooking class, only to be paired with venerated chef, Ed Teach.

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    Stede, Ed, Mary, and Doug go on a double date

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    There isn't much that Izzy Hands felt like he needed. He was Blackbeard's first mate. He had station and respect. There wasn't much else a pirate could need. Most pirates didn't have the misfortune of being childhood friends of Stede Bonnet.

    “We found each other once, Israel. We can do it again.” Stede moved to press their foreheads together. He smiled, warm and brilliant. “I will find you again and again and again. Every time we are apart, know that I am not spending a second not searching for you or thinking of you. You are home, Israel. As long as you have me and my crew you have a home.”

    Izzy Hands isn't a romantic kind of man but he was in desperate need of a home.

    The continuation of the childhood friends AU that I love so dearly.

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    A fic in which instead of leaving, Edward goes back and finds Stede and they go back to fix things with Mary together.

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