19 Works in Marvin (Falsettos) Being an Asshole

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    Nothing's changing; that statement is true for every relationship in Marvin's life. Whizzer Brown is still only in it for the sex and the too frequent money flex. His wife Trina is always sweet and docile and perfectly plays the housewife role. Mendel Weisenbachfeld is still the worst psychiatrist in the world. Jason, well...Jason's new favorite pastime is pretending his father doesn't even exist.

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    Jason has kept a diary ever since his parents divorced and writes in it as often as he can. He writes about anything and everything, including his growing concerns that his Dad isn’t as nice to Whizzer as he’d like to think.

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    Jason’s diary entries from the divorce until a little after Whizzer’s death two years later.

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    59/?
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    131
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    To her complete shock, Whizzer was standing on her doorstep.
    “What the hell are you doing here?” she hissed.
    “I’m sorry Trina. I know I have no right to be here but… I didn’t know where else to go… I have nowhere else to go,” there was a strain in his voice and for the first time, Trina noticed his ruffled hair. She noticed the bruise highlighting his left eye. She noticed the cut on his lip that was crusted with drying blood. She noticed the missing buttons on his shirt and the tare on his sleeve and his posture, usually upright and confident, now wilted and beaten.

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    The summers of Whizzer Brown’s childhood were always spent at his grandparents’ lake house, playing out by the water and roasting marshmallows and chasing fireflies with his older sister. Gradually, though, people got older and things changed.

    It was the summer between sixth and seventh grade when Whizzer first met Marvin Blumenfeld, the son of the neighbors to the right of his grandparents house. Marvin was older, tenth grade, but Whizzer bugged him until they became ‘friends’ because his sister had finally started gaining interest in boys rather than playing with her thirteen-year-old brother.

    They hung out and talked every summer since then, each summer somehow bringing them closer and closer.

    {Partially based off of the song ‘Summer Skeletons’ by Radical Face.}

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    21/?
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    15
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    He knew he'd regret his decision the following morning. After all, he was supposed to be a respectable and exemplary father figure and loving husband to his wife. Instead, here he was, leaving his staff party after half an hour to seek sexual pleasure in a dirty old public bathroom in the middle of nowhere with a random man.

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    25
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    4
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    basically just a low-grade song-based fic because uh why not

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    Whizzer shows up at the Weisenbachfeld house one night after debating whether he loves Marvin. Maybe, just maybe, he can have a tight-knit family too. He cares about Jason too much to stay away.

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    Life isn’t exactly easy at Falsettos High. Not when his ex-wife is his boss, her new husband is the school counselor, and his son is about to start his freshman year. Still, Marvin is the most-liked teacher at the school — at least he was until the has-been ex-major league baseball player comes to town. What to do when everyone, including his son, likes the new teacher on the block better than him.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    91
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    7
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    779
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    Jason thinks hard for a long moment. He and Whizzer were very similar. They both craved freedom, to express themselves in the way they wanted to. One similarity ran deep; Marvin was keeping them from that.

    He wonders if his Father will ever stop being a prick.

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    2/?
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    48
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    Starting up a chess club isn’t exactly the nerdiest thing he’s ever done but it certainly ranks in the top five. Of course, it’d probably be far more acceptable to start one if he were in high school rather than college where these types of clubs tended to fall onto the “accepted” side of the social scale. Well, accepted was being generous. It actually meant he was bullied for days by the jocks but at the same time met all the other loser-types just like him. They may have been a teeny tiny band who rotated their after-school hours between chess club, mathletes, and the debate team — but at least it gave him a false sense of security there were others like him and only the jocks were the assholes.

    ***COLLEGE AU**

    The one where Marvin starts a chess club but no one comes; Trina is unhappy but pretends not to hate everything; Charlotte has a new girlfriend; and Mendel is hungry.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    This is basically the story of how Marvin and Whizzer met and their lifes together leading up to the break-up and then getting back together to years later. I thought this fandom needed more crappy stories like this.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    2
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    "I don’t have anyone to cover for me, and I need a cover to go on this beautiful lesbian camping adventure! Do it for lesbian equality, Marv! Or, like, do it for the money. You’re going to at least get ninety bucks. At least. In cash.”

    Okay, that’s definitely not a bad deal. Except for the kid. You’re definitely not good with kids.

    And that's an understatement.

    Marvin gets roped into babysitting Cordelia's neighbor. He is not excited. High School AU.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    538
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    Marvin and Whizzer broke up, but neither of them is really moving on.

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    English
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    2,538
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    37
    Hits:
    515
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    Merlin, the dog, was not interested in the petty lives of the humans he lived with. Still, he paid attention enough to notice the larger events. (Falsettos from the POV of the dog)

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    Comments:
    15
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    38
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    1
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    a look into how marvin & whizzer lived without each other.
    a look into how marvin & whizzer love each other.

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    1,264
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    69
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    3
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    It's not until they're back together again that Marvin learns how naturally superstitious Whizzer is. This, of course, causes some problems.

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    13
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    Whizzer had his hands clasped tightly on the table in front of his plate, putting every ounce of his energy into not moaning out loud. His face was growing redder by the second and there was a shining sheen of sweat on his brow. “Hm?” he replied, looking to Jason.

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    Marvin begins to feel guilty and Whizzer gives him reassurance.

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    6
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    62
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