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    Time goes weird when Dirk Gently swaps places with his sixteen year old self, and the Agency must race to fix this mistake before time is altered forever.

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    Amanda's life gets turned upside down when she witnesses a murder. Now a psychopath wants her dead and she has a week to get across the state for trial. With a possible mole in the agency, Farah puts Amanda's life into the hands of Rowdy 3 Protection to get her there.

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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

    *

    ...or: Todd gets no fewer than four different versions of one shovel talk, and he's fucking sick of it.

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    Vogel finds a file while runmaging through the van, and learns he has a living relative. The only course of action he can think of is to visit her and learn the truth about his past.

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    “No, but really,” Todd continued, nudging Dirk’s shoulder again, possibly a sign of subconscious reciprocal flirtation. “You’ve been jumpy like you were when we started the case. I know when something’s eating you.”

    “Not likely. If it were one as yet AWOL kitten-shark,” said Dirk, too glibly, “then you'd notice.”

    Without any warning, Todd grabbed Dirk’s tie, tugging until they were nearly nose to nose.

    “We’re meant to be here, and everything’s connected,” he said. “Just fucking tell me.”

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    13/?
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    31
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    Role-swap AU - Martin has pararibulitus, Amanda is a very rowdy energy vampire.

    Martin goes to stay at the Ridgley and takes a ride in the Oh No Van.

    “We are Chaos,” her fey smile glittered. “We break things.”

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    He stumbles further, grasping at the ragged remains of his throat, more blood splattering over his hand and onto the floor. Mr Priest slips. Mr Priest falls. And goes still.

    The blood does not stop coming out of his throat. It spreads out below his head like a repulsive, brackish halo. Dirk does not stop screaming.

    Bart continues to stare at the body. Then she falls to her knees and vomits on the floorboards.

     

    (Or an End of the FXXXing World AU)

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    The sound of trouble was coming alright, but it wasn't the rumble of a gun or the click of a taser. The sound of trouble in this case was a soft giggle, followed by a whimpering noise from the front seat. Cross darted forwards into the gap between the two seats, returning after a moment holding a wriggling, small human wearing an oversized grey t-shirt.

    Dirk and Todd get visited by the Rowdies, who deposit a de-aged Martin and Amanda on their doorstep.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Role-swap AU where Amanda Brotzman is an energy vampire and Martin is a shut-in with a nerve disease.

    When Amanda and her Rowdy Boys save him from a public pararibulitus attack, Martin’s life is doomed to get a lot more interesting.

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    Amanda’s visions lead the Rowdies down to the Louisiana Bayou and New Orleans on All Hallow’s Eve- just in time to help Dirk Gently deal with a homicidal biker gang, an escaped Blackwing subject with fascist aspirations, a Vodou Queen, and a missing painting of debatable importance.
    With the help of her supportive vampire boyfriend and all of her pals, it’s sure to be dangerous fun...

    An imagined Season 3, presented as a supercut of all the Rowdy 3 and Amanda Brotzman scenes.

    (Set directly after my fic “Trouble is Swell”, but can be read as a standalone.)

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    4/4
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    Amanda ruminates on the many different names she's had in the past.

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    After years of testing and torture in Blackwing, Amanda is enlisted as a double agent by Priest. Her mission: find the Rowdy Three, infiltrate them and gain their trust. Then, when the time is right, lead them to a capture spot without them suspecting.
    If she cooperates, she is condemning these strangers to a life of torture at the hands of Osmund Priest.
    If she doesn't, her brother dies.

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    Brief ficlet. Amanda finds her photo in Martin's duffel bag.

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    1/1
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    42
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    ‘I dunno what to do, drummer,’ he mumbles. ‘I dunno.’

    In that moment, Amanda realizes she’s got to take charge. The boys are gone, Vogel sounds as if he’s about to cry and Todd is not even an option at this point so they’re on their own. All alone. On the run. But there’s no time for that anxiety, not now that they’re stranded and without any feasible compass and-

    Amanda suppresses it and takes a deep breath.

    Okay.

    She can do this. She has to do this.

    ‘Hey. Vogel,’ she makes herself say it before her fear can make her think twice. ‘I think I’ve got a plan.’
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    What happens directly after the Blackwing resurgence at the end of Season 1. There's a general focus on the rowdies, but pretty much everybody shows up.

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        He mused on how similar all the bars he came across were as he nursed his diet coke; he had to do it sober. Drunk Amanda was not so stellar with impulsive decisions, and he wasn’t looking forward to the conversation he was going to have when he saw - oh god rapidly approaching - Todd. The young man straightened up in his seat. He hadn’t seen his brother in months, certainly not since-

        “Sis?”

    -or-

    The universe tells Amanda to come out to his brother. Amanda knows better than to ignore it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Amanda & Martin get breakfast in Wyoming while the Rowdies sleep in.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    50
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    A little snapshot of an evening on the road, with pleasant times and some gentle pining between our favorite witchakookoo and psychic-energy vampire.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Dirk passes out in the Cardenas house. Rather than going through a portal to Wendimoor, Todd finds himself dragged to Blackwing with Dirk beside him.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    831

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