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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

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    The man named Martin lived in the dark.

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    Amanda does her makeup.

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    "What about him?" Dirk asked innocently, taking an avid interest in the remains of his banana milkshake.

    Farah rolled her eyes. "Don't make me say it."

    He carefully arranged a blob of cream into a cat shape with his straw.

    "Fine. Dirk, how's the enormous crush on your roommate going?"

     

    Dirk returns to the Ridgely after an impromptu jaunt across the Nordic wilderness, and finds life has moved on somewhat in his absence. With Farah camping in his bedroom, Bart and Ken living in (alleged) domestic bliss, and Todd freshened up and back on the dating scene, he finds himself with no one to commiserate with but his agoraphobic landlady Amanda; who, sadly, remains the one person he can never be truly honest with, on account of the whole 'lying to get the flat' thing.

    A superbly bad idea, in retrospect.

    Return to the domestic mayhem as the sadder but wiser six grapple their way through the maze of adult life; featuring quests for belonging, self-actualisation, and hobbies that don't involve shooting each other with paint.

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    Time goes weird when Dirk Gently swaps places with his sixteen year old self, and the Agency must race to fix this mistake before time is altered forever.

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    or, Fear and Loathing in Alternate Universes

    See everything, go anywhere.

    Amanda’s persistent visions of an invisible girl lead Team Jacket and the Rowdy 3 to Nevada.
    Desert roads, neon lights, and other dimensions await.

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    Amanda's life gets turned upside down when she witnesses a murder. Now a psychopath wants her dead and she has a week to get across the state for trial. With a possible mole in the agency, Farah puts Amanda's life into the hands of Rowdy 3 Protection to get her there.

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    After a case gone wrong, Dirk is forced to share a secret he has kept from his friends for a very long time. How will they react? Will Dirk get the help he needs?

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    Martin has been on his own in a cell for months, hearing his partners tortured and unable to reach them, as the bright lights and sirens of Blackwing torture his senses. Everything changes when Priest drops someone new into his life.

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    Martin led his Rowdies in a breakout from Blackwing, and they bring a couple of the other projects with them because Vogel wouldn't let them leave projects Lamia or Icarus behind. Now Martin needs to try and build a new life for all six of them. Because sometimes family is four energy vampires, a shapeshifter, and a not-psychic sat nav.

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    The sound of trouble was coming alright, but it wasn't the rumble of a gun or the click of a taser. The sound of trouble in this case was a soft giggle, followed by a whimpering noise from the front seat. Cross darted forwards into the gap between the two seats, returning after a moment holding a wriggling, small human wearing an oversized grey t-shirt.

    Dirk and Todd get visited by the Rowdies, who deposit a de-aged Martin and Amanda on their doorstep.

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    Best friends Bee & Amanda move into a house with three guys. They’re a little odd, but nice enough -- though they do seem rather haunted by the accident their mysterious fourth roommate was in. In fact, the entire house seems a little haunted, especially to Amanda, who keeps catching glimpses of the ghostly figure of a man with white hair.

    As the girls settle in, the five housemates get to know each other, growing ever closer. Meanwhile, they’re dealing with a mysterious break-in; living in a haunted house; not one, but two surprise pets; and the guys’ grief over the loss of their friend. And Martin? Martin’s dealing with being a ghost, a ghost who can see and hear what goes on in the house, but who can’t do anything to help at all... or can he?

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    It’s a rare, quiet morning at the Agency, and Farah is enjoying it immensely when the door opens and in come two of the Rowdy 3. The others, including their van, have disappeared in a flash of blue light and now Gripps and Cross are turning to the only holistic detective they know to help find their family and bring them back.

    Meanwhile, it seems like the whole area has gone Area 51, because there’s strange lights in the sky, lightbulbs that won’t stop flickering, mysterious disappearances, and a sudden resurgence of crop circles. Tina & Hobbs investigate a missing cow while communicating with the Agency through Snapchat, Friedkin is up to something, Assistent is an alien conspiracist and he’s been talking to some ex-cop about soul-swapping..?

    My contribution to the DGHDA Big Bang!

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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

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    ...or: Todd gets no fewer than four different versions of one shovel talk, and he's fucking sick of it.

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    Vogel finds a file while runmaging through the van, and learns he has a living relative. The only course of action he can think of is to visit her and learn the truth about his past.

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    “No, but really,” Todd continued, nudging Dirk’s shoulder again, possibly a sign of subconscious reciprocal flirtation. “You’ve been jumpy like you were when we started the case. I know when something’s eating you.”

    “Not likely. If it were one as yet AWOL kitten-shark,” said Dirk, too glibly, “then you'd notice.”

    Without any warning, Todd grabbed Dirk’s tie, tugging until they were nearly nose to nose.

    “We’re meant to be here, and everything’s connected,” he said. “Just fucking tell me.”

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    But there was absolutely no way he would voluntarily go to the agent — not even in the hope of receing a small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    Role-swap AU - Martin has pararibulitus, Amanda is a very rowdy energy vampire.

    Martin goes to stay at the Ridgley and takes a ride in the Oh No Van.

    “We are Chaos,” her fey smile glittered. “We break things.”

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