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    When a half-American, half-Korean baby is abandoned to the care of the doctors at the 4077, they need to find something to do with her. The baby has no future in Korea, and Hawkeye decides he is willing to do anything to make sure she can be sent to America.

    Even if that means putting his life and career on the line.

    A look into how things might have turned out differently with s08e15 Yessir, That's Our Baby.

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    BJ lay back and slung his forearm over his eyes. “You really sent that letter, didn’t you? The one to Peg,” he said.

    “If I recall correctly, it was your idea,” Hawkeye said.

    BJ laughed his breathy, disbelieving little laugh that showed up every time something ridiculous happened.

    “It was,” Hawkeye said. He rolled his head back on his pillow and looked up at the top of the tent. “Is it okay, y’know, that I sent the letter?”

    He couldn’t look at him. Suddenly it seemed pathetic that he’d written at all.

    “Of course it’s okay,” BJ said. “Why wouldn’t it be okay?”

    Hawkeye was caught, as usual, between the impulse to be honest and vulnerable and the much stronger impulse to spin his feelings into a joke.

    (Hawkeye and Peg become pen pals.)

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    Hawkeye's miserable and in pain. Frank’s on a trip to Tokyo with Margaret, and Trapper’s the only one he trusts during these trying times. (He has a cold.) Margaret also decides to leave Frank which doesn't go as planned.

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    “Margaret,” he says for a third time. “The result of this test… the one that goes in your file, the one we tell Colonel Potter… it doesn’t have to be positive. Not if you don’t want it to be.”
    Margaret laughs, because it’s just like him to think he can make a test say what he wants.
    “I think people would notice when I had a baby,” she says, trying hard to sound funny.
    “If you have a baby,” Hawkeye says quietly. Seriously.

    An AU of What's Up Doc? where Margaret is pregnant, but still doesn't want to be. Hawkeye offers her another choice.

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    For months after he gets back home, it feels like he’s half in his body and half out of it. He knows it’s his body, he knows it’s his breathing, but it feels like someone else. He dreams but doesn’t sleep. Sidney tells him over the phone that disassociation is a natural part of trauma. He scares his father by haunting rooms silently, then goes and stares out to sea for hours, until the wind has thrown enough saltwater onto him that he can taste it on his lips, can feel it on his eyelashes.

    Once, he goes to the next big town over and buys a postcard. Wish you were here! He dates it September 1953, scrawls out something nonsensical, bookended dear BJ: love, Hawkeye, and sends it off to Mill Valley before he can process what he’s done.

    He gets soaked to the bone as he walks home, and does not think of anything much. His face is cold, and his brain feels foggy. There is something missing from between his ribs.

    ---

    Hawkeye gets home, disassociates, moves to Boston, and finds that B. J. Hunnicutt wants nothing to do with him anymore. Except nothing is ever that simple.

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    “We’re all in the same business. As surgeons, we’ll sacrifice some tissue in order to save the whole body. You’ll sacrifice a few men in order to, uh… to, uh… What is it you get out of that again?”
    “A hill.”
     

    Hawkeye struggles in the aftermath of his decision to perform an unnecessary appendectomy on a reckless Colonel Lacey.

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    Margaret's plans for her future... and a trip down Memory Lane...

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    Margaret and Klinger have a travel mishap...

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    Margaret's thoughts during s3e19: Aid Station

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    "Why didn't you stop him?!" Margaret's tone is so frantic that BJ almost has trouble understanding her.

    "What?"

    "Why didn't you stop h-"

    "Margaret, I got that the first time, but I don't understand what you're-"

    "Hawkeye," Margaret snaps down the line, and a sickening feeling of foreboding washes over BJ.

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    This story is M*A*S*H fan fiction. I don't own any of these characters except Christopher my O.C. It's about a small boy that gets found by Hawkeye one of the MCs.

    Because this story is in the 50th. There can be some slight woman's unfriendly remarks, there will be spanking of children, and there may be some unfriendly old ways of thinking or actions.

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    Reeling from unexpected news, Margaret seeks comfort from Hawkeye who drops everything to be with her. Shortly after they go their separate ways, Hawkeye receives wonderful news from Radar which not only brings Hawkeye and Margaret together again, but is the perfect excuse for a reunion of the 4077. And what better place for a reunion than a wedding in Ottumwa, Iowa?

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    Post-war: Sparked by the letters of a broken Hawkeye, BJ starts to acknowledge his past feelings while being tortured by guilt and memories of what could have been, what is, and what might come to be.

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    Blinding pain engulfed his senses. There was a ringing in his ears that muted the outside world, blocking out all other sound. Hawkeye swayed on his feet, one arm wrapped around his stomach and the other flailing out in a feeble attempt to find his attacker.

    “This is pay back, doc.”

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    Post-ep tag for What's Up Doc? Hawkeye and Margaret talk.

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    “Do you think he knows he's in a tragedy?”

    Hawkeye has a habit of walking into BJ’s classroom mid-rant and expecting him to keep up. BJ got used to it by the second week of September. Now, he doesn’t even look up from the paper he’s grading.

    “Who?”

    “Hamlet!” Hawkeye scoffs, waving his arms. “Hamlet! Who else?"

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    a beejhawk teacher au

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    Mulcahy's forgotten his shaving kit. Fortunately, Hawkeye has a razor and knows how to use it. Follows a noodle incident in which BJ was just harmlessly horsing around, honest.

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    Once again, October is upon us which means it's time to torture our favorite characters again. How fun!
    Like last year, leno and I have decided to join forces and give each other characters to write about. This year, however, we're delving into the m*a*s*h fandom (which is certainly not devoid of its canon whump!).

    And so, without further ado, let's get going!

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    Colonel Potter orders Pierce and Houlihan to go up to the front to help at an aid station and what happens could change the course of their friendship forever. Hawkeye Pierce has to make a crucial life or death decision. Will he make the right one?

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    George and Ringo are trapped in a television!

    Beatles Halloween 2022
    Day 2 Team up with a cartoon character

    It begins in the 1960s, it's long but goes fast!

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