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    The 4077th is out of penicillin, and getting more supplies seems to be impossible. Somebody has to step up to help.

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    “Do you think she’s alone?” He looked at me with his lips pressed in a thin line. He was studying me; I don’t know what he saw, but he must have liked it fine.
    “No,” he finally said. “I don’t think she’s alone.”
    “You’re a special kind of husband, if you mind as little as you seem to,” I observed, and he laughed, a sharp, brittle thing.
    “You have no idea what kind of husband I am,” he said, and disappeared behind the frosted glass of the office door.
    He was right: I didn’t have any idea. But I knew I wanted to find out.

     

    When Peg Hunnicutt disappears without a trace, BJ is the prime suspect. He enlists hardboiled Hawkeye Pierce to track her down and clear his name, but how can Hawkeye be sure he's as innocent as he seems?

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    In which Donna Marie Parker has an indecent proposal for her un-husband, Chuck Winchester.

    Chapter 13 now up 10/26 - Hawkeye teaches Charles a thing or two about reciprocity.

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    You have been warned! EXPLICIT rating for a reason! Chapter 1 eases in and chapter 2 gets explicit. Not for the faint of heart. You have been WARNED. DonnaChuck and CharHawk! Charhawk begins on chapter 10, in case you want to skip the previous pairing!

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    Colonel Blake has perished, Trapper is given his orders, and Hawkeye is on R&R in Tokyo when the casualties hit. The 4077th is now down three surgeons, with only Frank Burns present. Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, freshly finished with a surgical conference in Tokyo, is to be a temporary replacement for the absent Pierce.

    AU - what if Charles was sent to the 4077th instead of B.J.?

    Not sure of future pairings--I haven't written much of this yet! Rated M just in case. Chapter 6 new!

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    The Korean War is over, and Hawkeye Pierce is living in a Greenwich Village apartment with Margaret Houlihan, both single and working. It’s been years since he’s seen B.J. Hunnicutt, but a letter sparks a long winded back and forth that brings back the feelings he’s had for years.

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    Does it really happen if you never speak about it? Hawkeye and Margaret have a secret they share

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    Hawkeye Pierce keeps her hair short from a young age. She never feels less than, or like a replacement for her mother. Daniel Pierce is too careful a man for that. But she knows all the same that he’d wanted a son, another doctor.

    Hawkeye, making her way in the world and in Korea.

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    The 4077th doctors have to go to a team building retreat in Texas for an excerise.

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    So when BJ says, “Hawkeye, can’t you ever just be quiet for once?” it shouldn’t take the breath out of him, but it does.

    Hawkeye reaches for a rebuttal, but closes his mouth. Quiet? Fine, he can be quiet. Why not?

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    The reader is on a mission to fuck every member of the MASH... and they succeed.

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    “Definitely a cold. Must’ve picked it up from a patient or something.”

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    Bess Williams is not Bess Truman, but she decides to write to Hawkeye Pierce all the same after seeing his interview on TV with Clete Roberts.

     

    She's rather surprised when Hawkeye writes back.

    Based of 'The Interview' in Season 4.

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    "Look, this guy clearly doesn't intend to lose, he's ready to draw and you don't know how fast he is—"

    "You really know how to make a guy feel good about himself."

    "Well, I'm over the hill, and you could be too— every day you get a little older, that's how life works, you know."

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    Or,Hawkeye Pierce, BJ the Kid, and their band of merry men feel something closing in on them.

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    A "major" rework/AU of the season 6 episode "Comrades in Arms." Major Charles Emerson Winchester III and Major Margaret Houlihan are trapped together in a hut under enemy fire.

    Now complete as of 9/28/21!

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    A British Nurse arrives at the 4077th and captures Hawkeye's heart.

     

    Title from S05E19 "Hanky Panky" - "you two got the mutual irresistibles for each other?"

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    When Hawkeye is wounded while trying to catch a patient during a mental break, it’s up to the entire camp to make sure he pulls through.

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    "Helen," she whispered, curling a little closer. Helen's eyes stayed shut, but her hand came up reflexively and found its way to Margaret's hair.

    "Yeah, baby."

    "Where did you put the body?"
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    Or, the prequel to the hotly anticipated Hawk Cassidy AU. Lesbians, murder, frontier medicine, and weird undercurrents abound.

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    Henry Blake is killed over the Sea of Japan as he was heading home. Major Margaret Houlihan is devastated. Who steps up to help her through this?

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    Born under the embrace of old god's whose reasons for doing anything are incomprehensible, and into a cult - obsessed with gaining the knowledge of the old god's, and attaining more eyes - that worships them.

    In France two hunter's of the Choir, seal a deal in blood with a centuries old enemy.

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    Hawkeye has always had vivid dreams, but he’s always been able to tell which events he dreamt and which are real. Until the stress of Uijeongbu starts getting to him.

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