18 Works in Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan/Helen Whitfield

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    The Korean War is over, and Hawkeye Pierce is living in a Greenwich Village apartment with Margaret Houlihan, both single and working. It’s been years since he’s seen B.J. Hunnicutt, but a letter sparks a long winded back and forth that brings back the feelings he’s had for years.

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    “Do you think she’s alone?” He looked at me with his lips pressed in a thin line. He was studying me; I don’t know what he saw, but he must have liked it fine.
    “No,” he finally said. “I don’t think she’s alone.”
    “You’re a special kind of husband, if you mind as little as you seem to,” I observed, and he laughed, a sharp, brittle thing.
    “You have no idea what kind of husband I am,” he said, and disappeared behind the frosted glass of the office door.
    He was right: I didn’t have any idea. But I knew I wanted to find out.

     

    When Peg Hunnicutt disappears without a trace, BJ is the prime suspect. He enlists hardboiled Hawkeye Pierce to track her down and clear his name, but how can Hawkeye be sure he's as innocent as he seems?

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    "Look, this guy clearly doesn't intend to lose, he's ready to draw and you don't know how fast he is—"

    "You really know how to make a guy feel good about himself."

    "Well, I'm over the hill, and you could be too— every day you get a little older, that's how life works, you know."

    _______

    Or,Hawkeye Pierce, BJ the Kid, and their band of merry men feel something closing in on them.

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    "Helen," she whispered, curling a little closer. Helen's eyes stayed shut, but her hand came up reflexively and found its way to Margaret's hair.

    "Yeah, baby."

    "Where did you put the body?"
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    Or, the prequel to the hotly anticipated Hawk Cassidy AU. Lesbians, murder, frontier medicine, and weird undercurrents abound.

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    It’s nearing five a.m., and Hawkeye and Margaret are standing in her kitchen, two stories up off the ground. Hawkeye can feel it, somehow, that they’re way off street level. Like they’re floating in their own little bubble. Margaret is running all around the kitchen just like she used to run around the O.R. whenever they had a particularly busy night with wounded, and she’s got that same intense look on her face that Hawkeye recognizes from back then. Only this time, there’s no emergency. This time, she’s just trying to juggle making a pot of coffee, toasting eight pieces of bread, and frying up sixteen eggs for the remaining guests at the party. Hawkeye leans in the doorway a moment, just watching her.

    “I could marry you, Margaret,” he says, finally altering her to his presence. “Did you know that?”

    Startled, she looks up, then immediately makes a face at him. “If you’re going to come into my kitchen and make cracks at me, you may as well do something useful, you know. Take over the eggs.” She walks over to where he is and hands him the spatula she’s holding, then takes the kettle off the stove just as it starts to boil, readying the coffee.

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    “i’m right here, hawkeye.” it’s BJ. it could be no one else.
    MASH but make it sondheim; a hunnihawk fic.

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    margaret has a rough day. helen offers her some comfort. a houlifield oneshot.

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    When they walk in, a group of strangers cheer loudly and he cheers right back. From between the chatter comes 3OH!3 hollering as advertised. This is Hawkeye's first weekend free from his residency in ages and it thrums under his skin.

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    Soon after Helen Whifield leaves the 4077, Hawkeye finds Margaret in a vulnerable moment.

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    a houlifield getting together one-shot based on "all right, it's your turn to tell me a fantasy."

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    Hawkeye and Margaret are best friends who love and respect each other so much, they just don’t know it yet. so here are some scenes and tales about that. starts from before/during s1 and moves through till s10 or 11. sad in some places, but with a happy ending :)

    “Margaret hates Hawkeye Pierce. He hates her back.”

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    "Peggy felt dizzy and warm, like someone had transported her back to 1940, at Shirley Johnson’s homecoming party, where a drunk co-ed had pushed her towards the tall pretty freshman in the corner and said “Her name is Peggy too!”"

    In 1948, Peggy Hayden runs into someone she never thought she'd see again. In 1951, Peggy Bigelow goes to Korea.

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    Hawkeye sits up slowly into a world that doesn’t feel real. Or part of him does, at least. Looking down with great effort, like his joints have seized up with disuse, he can see very plainly where his body intersects with his other body. Why is he on the ground? What was it he was just doing? Something that sounds like several claps of thunder sounding all at once explodes somewhere close outside, but Hawkeye doesn’t quite manage to feel surprised. Oh, he remembers, shocked that he was ever able to forget – he’s in the middle of a war.

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    “Captain Whitfield,” Margaret says politely. “I hope you’ve been settling in alright.”

    “I have been, thank you,” Helen says. “I’d love if you would call me Helen, though.”

    “Oh, I don’t know,” Margaret says. After a pause, she adds, “You know, I don’t mean to be rude, but most of the other nurses tend to eat together. You know, not with the ranking officers.”

    “There’s not any rule against it, is there?” Helen says, and then, before Margaret can reply, she adds, “I mean, do you not want me here?”

    That’s the problem, Margaret thinks. I want you here more than I should. Despite herself, she finds that she doesn’t want to be outright rude to Helen, even though that might put an end to all of this much more quickly. So instead, having already eaten a bit of her breakfast already, Margaret finds herself standing up abruptly and saying, “I actually really have a lot of work to do. I hope you have a great breakfast, though.” I hope you have a great breakfast? What the hell am I saying?

    “Alright,” Helen says easily, not looking offended in the slightest. “But I’m taking a rain check on this. This and that card game you promised me earlier.”

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    Lorraine has a bad habit of shaking up Margaret's life. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it isn't. Or, an ambiguous friendship through the years.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    45
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    "Are you married?" It's a standard question for a nurse, but it's been a long day, and it takes more effort than usual not to roll her eyes.

    "Yes, Corporal."

    "Oh. You wanna get divorced?"

    _____

     

    Margaret's been in love with Helen for about five years now and telling herself that it'll pass. But it's a lot harder to tell herself to ignore it when she's about to get divorced. Maybe she doesn't want to anymore.
    Or, the Hawkbeej married divorce attorney AU. Schemes and pining abound.

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    7/7
    Comments:
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    149
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    53
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    hawkeye, trapper, and margaret make a trip to battalion aid. it's kind of a shitty trip, but they all get back to camp a little bit changed.

    i took so much shit from c*a*v*e it's not even funny.

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    384
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    This is a post ep to "Bottoms Up." The ninth season ep where Margaret's friend, Captain Helen Whitfield, is assigned to the 4077th for two months prior to shipping stateside. Turns out she has a drinking problem, has had one before, and she's lied to Margaret about being on the wagon. It normally takes a lot for me to see a slashy vibe--especially for Margaret, but this time I did. It's also Hawkeye/Margaret, cuz I can't not do that. Thanks to Harmony Bites, DC Lady, and Trekkigirl for the betas.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    41
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    3
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    742

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