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    "Look, this guy clearly doesn't intend to lose, he's ready to draw and you don't know how fast he is—"

    "You really know how to make a guy feel good about himself."

    "Well, I'm over the hill, and you could be too— every day you get a little older, that's how life works, you know."

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    Or,Hawkeye Pierce, BJ the Kid, and their band of merry men feel something closing in on them.

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    TRAP: Oliver’s gone, Hawk. Got his orders and got out. He got a better deal than the rest of us; in my opinion, we might as well take advantage of the extra space. But if you wanna respect his old bunk like some kind of shrine for a while, you don’t gotta go yelling “fire” at me.

    HAWK: I didn’t yell fire. (He keeps an eye on the fire, to see if it’s spreading.)

    TRAP (pouring a drink from the still): Well, you certainly didn’t whisper it.

    HAWK: But I didn’t yell it. (looking at the audience) Wouldn’t be kosher, in a theater.

    TRAP: What the hell are you talking about?

    HAWK (still addressing the audience): Although it’s not technically illegal. Still, probably best to avoid it.

    TRAP: I can’t have you cracking up on me now, Hawk. Especially now that Oliver’s out of here. You’re just about the last person in this camp I can stand.

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    It’s nearing five a.m., and Hawkeye and Margaret are standing in her kitchen, two stories up off the ground. Hawkeye can feel it, somehow, that they’re way off street level. Like they’re floating in their own little bubble. Margaret is running all around the kitchen just like she used to run around the O.R. whenever they had a particularly busy night with wounded, and she’s got that same intense look on her face that Hawkeye recognizes from back then. Only this time, there’s no emergency. This time, she’s just trying to juggle making a pot of coffee, toasting eight pieces of bread, and frying up sixteen eggs for the remaining guests at the party. Hawkeye leans in the doorway a moment, just watching her.

    “I could marry you, Margaret,” he says, finally altering her to his presence. “Did you know that?”

    Startled, she looks up, then immediately makes a face at him. “If you’re going to come into my kitchen and make cracks at me, you may as well do something useful, you know. Take over the eggs.” She walks over to where he is and hands him the spatula she’s holding, then takes the kettle off the stove just as it starts to boil, readying the coffee.

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    Somehow, amid the gore and death, the sweltering summers and frostbitten winters, she’d found them. Her family had sprouted up, between the sniper bullets and cockroach races, comprised of the most brokenly human people she’d ever met. They had to walk through the valley of the shadow of death, but they’d do it together.

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    Trapper John has long since left MASH 4077, and Hawkeye is pining over his new best friend when a new soldier is transferred over that has something in common with Hawkeye. Will he be able to forget about his crush?

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    When they walk in, a group of strangers cheer loudly and he cheers right back. From between the chatter comes 3OH!3 hollering as advertised. This is Hawkeye's first weekend free from his residency in ages and it thrums under his skin.

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    Scenes from the lavender marriage of Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce and Soon-To-Be-Dr. Margaret Houlihan, as they each fall hopelessly in love with the one half of the perfect suburban couple next door.

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    The waves lap gently against the boards of the pier as you take a long drag on your cigarette, the glowing end burning red through the darkness. You’re silhouetted in the fractured light of the moon, the beach in front of you smudged in shadows of charcoal grey, the pier beneath your feet doused in an inky, forbidding black. There’s not a soul around except for you, the only noises being the crash of the waves and the ragged breaths rattling out of your chest.
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    hawkeye pierce, private eye in a bleak nameless city has just met margaret houlihan, a bottle blonde widow with ice cold eyes and a personality to match. he’s already got a broken nose, how much worse could he get by taking on her mysterious case? the results may surprise you!

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    “Imagine going through all of that, and never being able to say a word.” He held eye contact with her briefly and then fixed his eyes firmly on the tent canvas. “Imagine losing someone and not being able to say a word.”

    “Would you tell me about him?”
    ...
    Forced to halt their return from battalion aid and shelter in place overnight, Margaret tells Hawkeye about a letter she recently received from her estranged brother. The ensuing conversation provokes a dangerous amount of honesty from them both.

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    Hawkeye and Margaret are best friends who love and respect each other so much, they just don’t know it yet. so here are some scenes and tales about that. starts from before/during s1 and moves through till s10 or 11. sad in some places, but with a happy ending :)

    “Margaret hates Hawkeye Pierce. He hates her back.”

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    While Hawkeye is delirious he accidentally reveals that his mother's dead, but Margaret knows he's not the only one lying about his family. Set during and after Carry On Hawkeye and sows the seeds for Margaret and Hawkeye's future friendship.

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    Hawkeye & Trapper are hooking up, but Hawkeye's worried it means more to him than it does to Trapper. Trapper's also hooking up with Ginger, but Ginger and her roommate, Margaret, might feel more for each other than platonic roommates should. When the four of them, along with their friend Oliver, end up on a Spring Break beach house vacation, chaos ensues. Drunken waffle house visits, bike theft, sunset walks on the beach, and more lead to heartbreak for some and happy endings for others.

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    "Once upon a time, I tried to find you in a dream."
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    Or, the story of how Hawkeye and BJ met again, told a few different times.

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    After Hawkeye brings BJ back to the Swamp, Margaret takes Hawkeye to her own tent, worried how he is handling the day's events.

    Set following the events of Period of Adjustment

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    Leaving Korea wasn't quite death. In fact, it more resembled a return from the grave, but leaving those people was going to leave a hole in his life. Inspired by the episode, "Where There's a Will, There's a War."

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    New Year's Eve at MASH

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    Lorraine has a bad habit of shaking up Margaret's life. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it isn't. Or, an ambiguous friendship through the years.

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    "Are you married?" It's a standard question for a nurse, but it's been a long day, and it takes more effort than usual not to roll her eyes.

    "Yes, Corporal."

    "Oh. You wanna get divorced?"

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    Margaret's been in love with Helen for about five years now and telling herself that it'll pass. But it's a lot harder to tell herself to ignore it when she's about to get divorced. Maybe she doesn't want to anymore.
    Or, the Hawkbeej married divorce attorney AU. Schemes and pining abound.

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    “Right.” Hawkeye nods. A lot of the time when Margaret says something, he ends up nodding along with overly exaggerated importance because she’s being so Regular Army about it, but now he’s not so sure. She seems to make a lot of sense tonight.

    That streak continues in a big way when she says, “It’s a shame about Trapper. He was very handsome, you know. Nice to look at.”

    Or: Hawkeye and Margaret get drunk, talk about wives and how terrible but not terrible but terrible they are, and make out with Trapper, but with each other and without Trapper.

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    She doesn't have anywhere else to go, so she follows Hawkeye to Maine, all the way to Crapapple Cove, shows up at his door a month after he got home. She doesn't know why him, at first, but when she sits in the plane and grips the armrests, thinking the plane spun out, there were no survivors, when she feels herself breaking at the edges, she realises that she just wants someone who can understand.

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