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    Sam and Malcolm are in the process of moving to the Cotswolds to help Malcolm recover post-Goolding Inquiry. Each installment is preceded by the song that inspired the feelings behind the piece.

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    2/?
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    14
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    16
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    Malcolm and Sam are the proud adoptive parents to Chanelle and Dean.

    Malcolm is getting married...

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    83
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    13
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    1
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    394
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    Grey, Malc and Randall have a threesome. Mostly.

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    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    That fucking ungrateful shit! He’s been busting his balls for Tom for years because, despite his many and glaring inadequacies, he’s the least worst leadership prospect the Party has. And in return the traitorous bastard is bringing back that rat Fleming in the deluded belief that anyone could do a better job than Malcolm has at stopping this fucking useless Government from eating itself alive.

    “Judas!” he screams, drawing a small measure of satisfaction from the sound his mug makes as it shatters against the wood panelling. A trail of brackish coffee drips down the antique oak. Irreplaceable, two hundred year-old panelling. He couldn’t give a shit.

    In which Malcolm and Nicola struggle to cling on to their jobs and their sanity. The last installment in the Occasional flashes of competence series.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    528
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    We all know the story. It is as old as time, but is it really? I am going to retell the story of The Thick of it but out of Sam's perspective and her relationship with the one and only Malcolm Tucker.

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    English
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    10,567
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1200
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    Post Number 10 life for Malcolm isn't so rosy and he hopes that finding the right woman will do the trick.

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    28,897
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    2054
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    Malcolm has had a long day, and it's about to get longer.

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    3,915
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    206
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    Malcolm Tucker has settled into his new life of incarceration when a mysterious recommendation has freed him from the custody of the Crown, only to fall under the command of UNIT and her Head of Scientific Research. [solidly Malcolm/Kate beginning in ch7; contains strong Tucker-esque language, mature situations, and many OCs/canon cameos throughout]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    86,800
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3455
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    Jamie MacDonald can't stand Olivia Reeder. And she definitely doesn't fancy her...

    (Thanks to stackcats for inspiring me. You rock! :) )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,388
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    303
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    2989
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    It's almost the full moon and the wolf's starting to take over.

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    1,126
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    7
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    160
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    "If I could face them; if I could make amends; with all my shadows; I'd bow my head, and welcome them; but I feel it burning; like when the winter wind; stops my breathing; are you really gonna love me when I'm gone? I fear you won't; I fear you don't."
    - 'I of the Storm' by Of Monsters and Men

    In the aftermath of the incident on the bank of Loch an Righ, nobody has come out unscathed. Malcolm Tucker, however, is in danger of destroying himself and his marriage. It's a storm, and he's stuck in the centre of it.

    Series
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    English
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    47,849
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1518
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    When university student Clara, first meets politician Malcolm, sparks don’t exactly fly. Will it all work out, or is the relationship destined to crash and burn? First story in the ‘Mapped Out’ series

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    11,172
    Chapters:
    8/50
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2192
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    The memory alone is enough to make him want to fall on his knees and fucking worship - God above or Malcolm's cock it doesn't fucking matter. Jamie MacDonald has faith, a hard-on and lover to woo. He can't fail.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,037
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    777
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    The dreaded evil plot bunnies have done it again, the crossover twissy pairing to end all pairings Malcolm Tucker x Janice McCann

    Plot: It's Scottish independence referendum time and a last ditch opportunity for Mr Malcolm Tucker to claw back something resembling a career before it's too f****** late.

    Shame nobody thought to warn him just what that would entail: kilts, haggis and a certain footballer's wife turned MP who it seems exists solely to drive him insane.

    Rated mature for Malcolm prefered language choices aka blue

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    English
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    74,412
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    2682
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    10) Who is more likely to cheat? 17) Who is more protective?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
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    In answer to the very important questions: "Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?"

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    English
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    984
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    141
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    Malcolm Tucker has been at his new post as the PM's Director of Communications for only a week, but it's apparently time for his wizarding counterpart to make herself known.

    [Ministry of Magic AU, containing post-Inquiry story, small children being adorable, and fanon for the international wizarding community that does not comply with the Fantastic Beasts EU]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,026
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4954
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    Jamie's ready to take Malcolm home.

    Language:
    English
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    462
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
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    172
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    Malcolm's relationship with his teenage daughter is becoming rocky.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,578
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    257
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    What happens when a powerful man is forced to reinvent himself? I don’t know either.

     

    These are bits of ideas I’ve had.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,547
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    195

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