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    I knew a boy, I knew a man that looked a lot like you
    I knew a time, I knew a place that felt a lot like you

    - Tom Misch, “Man Like You”

    This is a story about football, friendship, and family. It's also about two boys who grew into men and fell in love.

    or

    Baz is coming home to Solsbury F.C.
    Simon has been waiting for eight long years.

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    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch has always considered himself the perfect practicing young wizard. It just so happens his father demands it of him as well. Baz has one little drawback: being a vampire, he would be immediately expelled if anyone were to find out. After facing the worst summer in his life, he returns only to be pestered by Simon Snow.

    Once Simon Snow accidentally spells Baz to 'Spill the Tea,' he knows way more about Baz than the brat ever wanted... he drives himself mad with guilt at invading Baz's person business even though they are mortal enemies... right?
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    "𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘢!" 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘙𝘶𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭'𝘴 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘺.

    "𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯... 𝘐 𝘭-" 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩

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    5/?
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    22
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    3
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    Simon finds himself at the Wank of England, Vauxhall’s infamous gay pub. Ruled by drag queen Baz Pitch aka Tyra Fangs, and staffed by lovable queer misfits, many lost souls have found themselves within its dark walls. But Simon’s not just another lost soul, and Baz is more than the sparkling gowns he wears as armour, and together they may build something better than a place to grab a pint.

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    2/8
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    57
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    9
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    Baz can't stop seeing the boy with the blue eyes everywhere he looks. It doesn't matter, anyway. It's the second semester of their senior year, and Baz just wants to graduate with his head down and his grades up.

    Between the group project and the ice cream dates, Simon only becomes harder to ignore, and he plays that same damn playlist every time he's in Baz's car. And with prom coming up, too, there's almost too much to keep track of.
    ~~~~~
    your one-stop shop for awkward high school flirting, familial trauma, and a rocky path to found family

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    8/26
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    37
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    22
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    4
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    Baz is determined that 2015 will be his year. His year to break free of his vampirism, his father's expectations, and most of all, his feelings for Simon Snow.

    There's only one problem...

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    “Okay, Baz, all you’ve got to do is believe.”

    “Believe what?” I ask breathlessly.

    “In yourself. In me. That there’s a place for us lost boys. A place we belong.”

    This is a story about loneliness and love. A story about feeling lost and being seen, growing up and forging your own path forward.

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    Baz is excited to go home after a long semester of teaching at Watford. He can't wait to lay back with his husband in their cosy flat with their dog and watch trashy Christmas movies for three weeks. But when Simon starts acting strange before he even gets home, he crashes his car on Christmas Eve, and he leaves the suit he planned to wear for Christmas dinner at Watford, his holiday spirit tumbles downhill. Will his holiday shape up to be the best he's had yet, or will it all crash and burn like the Jag?

    *****************************

    “Uh—shit.” His face reddens. “I, um, stopped taking sugar in my tea and didn’t remember to pick any up for you?”
    My eyebrow raises on its own accord. “You stopped taking sugar in your tea.”
    He begins to pick at the skin on one of his fingers. “Yeah.”
    “Since when?” I lean my hip against the counter and cross my ankles. This should be good.
    “Um.”
    “Snow. Where’s the sugar.”
    “Daphne sent me an article! It said something about sugar in your tea being bad for your liver!”

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    It’s Baz’s birthday, but it certainly doesn’t feel like it. One mishap after the other, it seems the only party Baz is getting is a pity party, thrown by himself.

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    I remember the way he felt against my lips, that night when he set the woods on fire. I can still recall the way he tasted. The way I held him under the stars. The smell of smoke and the crackling sound of the fire behind us. The way nothing else mattered, only the feeling of Baz in my arms, of his mouth on mine.
    He shivers, and I snap out of my reverie.
    “It’s cold,” I say gruffly. “You take the bed.”
    “I’m not letting you sleep on the floor, Snow,” he replies, like he always does.

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    Tyrannus Basilton Pitch is the only son and heir to the queen of the kingdom of Watford. After her untimely death, the Archmage Davy is placed at the helm of the kingdom as its steward, until the day the young prince will come of age and ascend to the throne. But as his eighteenth birthday approaches, Basilton finds himself in mortal danger, with only the apprentice of the Archmage, a scholarly magister, and a nobleman's daughter, to help him. If these unlikely allies can't overturn the sinister plot lurking within the castle, it could result in the ruin of the kingdom - and the end of their lives.

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    13/?
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    What if the adults in the Carry On books were actually Watford students? What if we took MalMage seriously and gave them a real backstory?

    This is MalMage centered of course, and this is me arguing that it is canon. This fic is me filling in the blanks I noticed with these characters and the adults in the World of Mages in canon and the fanon base we have for MalMage.

    The dates of the event of this fic are between 1990 and 2018. This will be LONG.

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    7/?
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    Simon has lived in the same small town his entire life. He dreams of one day escaping to the city and playing his mother's guitar for anyone who will listen, just like they'd always planned before she died. He works all day at the local corner store so that he can save up the money to leave, only taking breaks to play at the local shelter.
    Baz hates this town. He misses his life before the accident, when he was attending Columbia University and studying literature, but he doesn't think he'll ever get back to the way things were. He spends his days tending to what was once his grandfather's farm, trying desperately to make ends meet so that he can support himself and his father, who has been catatonic since the funeral. The only things that bring him joy these days are showers, long drives to clear his head, and listening to the beautiful boy at the shelter sing.
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    Inspired by Tracy Chapman's Fast Car

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    Three years ago, Natasha Pitch ruled in favour of Nicodemus Petty having his fangs pulled, his wand snapped, and his name struck from the book, forever ostracising him from the World of Mages.

    Now she awakes in her home, having survived the flames that consumed her as she killed the vampires who attacked Watford, her blood burning and her teeth sharp.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    31
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    1
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    What if Simon had never gone to Baz's gothic manor over the Christmas holidays? What if the war between the old families and the Mage started while Simon confronted the Mage in the White Chapel?

    The Mage is dead. The Humdrum defeated. The old families have control of Watford and the Coven. And nobody will tell Baz where Simon Snow is.

    Language:
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    38,349
    Chapters:
    19/?
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    306
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    213
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    27
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    5,474
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    So what do you do after you become a terrible boyfriend to your not-so-evil roommate?

    Simple. You save the world. And maybe yourself. All set to some pretty great music, of course.

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    4/4
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    30
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    In the 1950s Simon and Baz had a secret whirlwind teenage romance. But due to the societal pressures of the time their love story goes up in flames.

    Or does it?

    It's been almost 30 years and the year is 1983. When Simon and Baz are unexpectedly reunited by their two children a trip down memory lane is in order. And they find out more about their past than they ever knew before. Maybe it takes 3 painful steps back in order to move 1 step forward toward healing.

     

    ~Honestly this might be the most tragic thing I have ever written so please proceed with caution.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    29
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    49
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    6
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    Baz ducks into a quiet room to briefly escape the party, and finds something - or rather someone - much more interesting

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    1/1
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    3
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    12
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    2
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    What are they even doing here?

    These things—boxes and boxes, an armchair no one has sat on in decades, the skeleton of furniture ready to crumble to dust—had been decaying in a rented garage in Oxford for years, since his grandparents’ house was sold and his father closed his childhood into boxes and left them there to wait for the moment to be right.

    Right for what?

    || Moving boxes, grieving, and meeting someone new.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    28
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    1
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    158
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    Simon Snow would spend every Christmas at Watford if he could. But this year, the mage has put his foot down, and it's time for him to find somewhere new. Fortunately, Baz takes this opportunity to make a generous offer.

    OR:

    Simon spends his first of many Christmases at the Pitches.

    Language:
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    21,571
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1,703
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    Simon has always been protective of Baz, but life gets a bit trickier when that urge is suddenly accompanied by odd hoarding behaviour and spitting fire. Once the pair discover Simon has dragon heritage, they decide to seek out guidance from the only dragon they know–Margaret.

    And if they’re going to America anyway, why not make a road trip of it?

    Cue monster boyfriends in love, dragony chaos, inventive spellwork and Simon finally getting the road trip of his dreams (with a little bit of adventure along the way).

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    English
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    17,926
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,920

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