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    Vampirisim, and Conversations About --- Our Hero Dies --- A New Unlife To Start

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    Маладикта и Полли привыкают друг к другу.

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    Маладикта испытывает экзистенциальный кризис.

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    Polly works at a coffee shop on the campus of AMU and Mal is a shop regular. Also all the other characters of Discworld are teachers or students at the school. As you can guess craziness ensues.

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    Pride 2020 prompt challenge

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    Name: Maladict etc. etc.
    Species: Reformed Vampire
    Gender: “What does a gender do?”
    Sexuality: Women

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    podfic of who_la_hoop's story

     

    Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.

    But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .

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    Sergeant Polly Oliver Perks chooses the worst possible time to act on the feelings she has for her Corporal and closest friend, Maladict. The dance must go on, but the supply of coffee has been sabotaged... probably.

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    Podfic of "Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do)"

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    Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.

    But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .

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    One dark and stormy night, Maladicta receives an unexpected but very welcome visitor who gives her a lot to think about. Who leaves her sexually frustrated and lonely.

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    It was something that boys did, Polly thought, a little defensively. She knew they did. They hardly seemed to shut up about it. And alright, the mechanics were a little different, but in the process of learning how to fake it convincingly she’d found herself trying out a few things, things she got rather good at, and was not a little put out by the discovery that she couldn’t even snatch five minutes- well, okay, fifteen, if she could get it- to put it to good use. If nothing else, she could use the stress relief.

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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    15/?
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    Polly Oliver Perks was beginning to regret ever acquiring the title of Sergeant, much less the position of unofficial military mascot. Okay, there were some benefits - mostly the respect and the shouting, but sometimes also the food - but when it came to formal occasions, it didn't seem worth it. At least the invitation came with a 'plus one'.

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    Excerpt:
    "And that’s the fourth problem, isn’t it? That I’m thinking so much about whatever Mal is doing– whatever Mal did."

    Polly learns that women can, in fact, fall in love with other women. But is Mal even a woman?

    The title was taken from "Animal" by Troye Sivan, a very gay and very good song. I will most likely never update this, but I live in hope for that day when inspiration strikes and, lo and behold! Another chapter!

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    This is new.

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    “Why ask? Why ask now? We’ve been corporal and sergeant for several weeks now and this is when you thought of asking me?”

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    Following the events of the last pages of the book, it's about time Polly and Mal addressed a certain something.

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    A battle gone wrong and a lack of coffee and suddenly Polly Perks finds herself having to deal with a vampire-on-edge.

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    It wasn’t that she’d joined up because of Polly, per se. The notion had been percolating for some time. Somewhere between the coffee fiasco and the sack of beans delivered straight to her skull via pigeon, her military record had gotten a little … embarrassing. Mal did not generally do embarrassing. She was quite sure that she could do better the second time around.

    The question she’d been stuck on was how much difference that would make if Borogravia itself could not do better.

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