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    Crowley offhandedly mentions his appreciation for tentacle porn. Of course, they can both easily manifest tentacles on their bodies, but Aziraphale decides to take it a few steps too far and transforms himself altogether into a tentacle monster. And proceeds to get stuck like that. Crowley's not too concerned, though, because he's been stuck as a snake before and it's more of a several-week nuisance than an existential problem. And in the mean time, they can play out all kinds of wet and messy tentacle fantasies.

    Self-fill of kink meme prompt. Chapter 1 is parts 1-3, Chapter 2 is parts 4-9, Chapter 3 is parts 10-12.

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    In another universe, the former Archangel Gabriel is Belial, king of Hell. He's doing great until Lord Beelzebub, the overindulgent Cat Prince of Hell arrives in his office with some very unwelcome news. The Archangel Remiel, Belial's main contact in Heaven, is in one of the black cells. And she's not looking too healthy.

    There's only one way to save her, and he's not about to let her die without a fight.

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    Aziraphale has a request and Crowley goes all out to see it fulfilled. He hand selects individuals to help him see to the angel until he's sated.

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    It's the end of summer in the year 1990. In the next universe over, Crowley and Aziraphale are pretty busy with the Apocalypse not happening. In this one, they have to deal with a much more personal threat: a team of four angels have found them out, and they know the perfect punishment to fit their crime.

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    Aziraphale just wants Crowley to make an Effort. Crowley is going to make all the Effort.

    They really should have been more specific.

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    Crowley gives Aziraphale a lift home.

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    When one wants to make a goddess psychotic, you can do it much as you would to any dog or human for that matter. Give the dog (or goddess we, of course, do not discriminate here) praise and then beat them over something small. Do it enough times and soon you have something crazy.

    Artemis had, over the course of several thousand years, a lot of time to think about all these things. she had the time when Apollo was beating her, only to then, apologize and promise her the world well he was making love to her.

    Artemis tended to think long and hard on a lot of things but, at this point in her life, she could not seem to find the wherewithal to care about it. being her brother's toy, his pet, his whatever… well, it was just easier than fighting. she had for lack of a better word, given up.

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    The slow smirk that Crowley had given Aziraphale was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn’t understand. The sight of it had made his stomach feel very strange and fluttery.... He blamed his embarrassment for the weird fluttering sensation. And the oysters. Definitely the oysters.

    (Alternative title: 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst and Smut')

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    So I had an idea about why Aziraphale had a complete set of Oscar Wilde writings. And how they had probably left a trail of infatuated and disappointed humans in their wake in all those clubs they'd gone to for intellectual stimulation and a good meal and dance lessons.

    This could happen some time during the later chapters of Ineffable Bastards.

    ∞ The Ineffable Bastards Universe:

    In The Garden - In the Garden Of Eden

    Serpents and Ladders - After The Garden

    Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls (It Tolls For They) - The Church & Aftermath in 1941

    Stacking The Deck - Harriet & Warlock

    Nature vs Nurture - Raising Warlock

    Ineffable Bastards - What Happens After The World Doesn't End (incomplete)

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    Aziraphale nodded, and said, sweetly, “After dinner, Crowley, you and I, we’re going up to a private, luxury suite, and we’re going to make love.”

    Crowley blasted red wine across the table in a fine spray.

    (A fic in which Crowley and Aziraphale get a wiggle on, in the Biblical sense.)

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    One week after the Armaggedidn't, Crowley and Aziraphale go out for a picnic out of London. Unfortunatelly for them, they get caught on a really nasty traffic jam. With nothing to do to pass the time, they engage in some of the most classical road trip games. However, what was initially inteded to be just innocent games starts to delve into the Thing™️ between them, the thing that both of them are very aware of, but neither dares to speak of it. Cue absurd ammounts of flirting, pining and dancing around the issue.

    Who knows, maybe it will lead them to actually talk about the elephant in the room (who's actually tired of being ignored for millenia now).

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    为了帮The Them打败约翰逊派、拿到学校的万圣节最佳装扮奖,亚茨拉菲尔和克鲁利提着行李箱来到下塔德菲尔德的鼠尾草小木屋。而塔德菲尔德的空气,一如既往,充满了“爱”。

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    Recording of the anonymous fic Worth the Effort (?).
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    Based on this request from the kink meme -

    If you're of angel stock, you need to follow a strict sequence of on-and-off genital stimulation in order to activate your privates, a process not unlike this set of instructions for resetting a GE smart bulb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo

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    Written for the following prompt:

     

    please be patient with awkward phrasing in this prompt, it's all kind of.. ineffable.

     

    One of them is currently ID'ing as one gender, but in a corporation style traditionally associated with the other (Whether they can't alter the corporation for some reason and are dysphoric, or they simply don't see the need is up to you.)

     

    They have sex where they treat the genitals like those traditionally associated with the gender - i.e ,referring to outie genitals as clit and pussy or innie as cock and hole. They both believe this hard enough that the corporation starts to physically shift. (Whether this is a surprise or the plan all along, also up to you.)

    To which I added WWI and Crowley dressed as a nun. See notes at the end for further details.

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    "Crowley is a demon of very few regrets (and most of them are shortcuts he failed to take), but right now, he is absolutely regretting getting Aziraphale a mobile phone."

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    Aziraphale is convinced that the feelings he has for Crowley are a result of Crowley using demonic magic on him. He can't imagine that he's actually in love with a demon.

    "Images flashing through Aziraphale’s mind, of Crowley’s lean, taut frame pressed against his own, those long legs wrapped around his waist. That long red hair tangled in Aziraphale’s fingers. Kisses pressed against every inch of Crowley’s hard, angular body. That prominent Adam’s apple bobbing in Crowley’s throat as he gasped and moaned out Aziraphale’s name. Those were just thoughts that Crowley impressed upon him. They didn’t mean anything."

    Title is a lyric from Make Me Feel by Janelle Monae

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    En una preciosa tarde de lluvia, Crowley contaba con hacer algo más interesante que esperar a que Aziraphale se deshiciera de los clientes que tenía en la librería. Hasta que se le ocurre una maravillosa idea. Al fin y al cabo, parar el tiempo puede tener sus ventajas, ¿no?

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    Actually it was sort of Harriet Dowling's fault. Or at least, she was the one who giggled at Crowley during a garden party and said "Do you know, you look just like the governess in this charming English novel I'm reading?"

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    “No… No es lo que piensas.” Azirafel tragó saliva. Lo poco que le quedaba de embriaguez había desaparecido, y su cabeza iba a mil por hora. ¿Cómo iba a salir de esa situación? Muy pocas veces había intentado tocarse, todas después del Armagedón fallido, y ahora Crowley, ¡Crowley! Le pillaba porque le había invocado con su fantasía en la bañera.

    De forma lenta, pero extremadamente orgullosa, el pelirrojo metió dentro la pierna que le quedaba fuera del agua, mientras una sonrisa se formaba en sus labios. Oh sí, al fin había pasado. Azirafel se masturbaba pensando en él. Qué buen momento para ser invocado.

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    Aziraphale's sojourn into Hell is not like the Greek tragedies. (But it is also exactly like that.) Like Orpheus, he cannot stop looking back. Over the span of six thousand years, and what he owes and what he wants. Diogenes once searched fruitlessly for a(n honest) man, but they are not human. The future is indefinite and unknowable. Ineffable.

    Perhaps it can be wonderful too.

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