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    Magnus hadn't actually meant for the Shadowhunter to sign the contract. It was hardly his fault that education was lacking for these young, temperamental and impatient nephilim or that the art of bartering was lost on them. Honestly, what kind of idiot accepted the first offer given and didn't even try to negotiate?

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    Magnus Bane is a drama queen, but this time it's justified. (At least according to him.)

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    500
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    1/1
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    70
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    Alexander Gideon Lightwood needs to learn how to put his phone on silent.

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    Alec just wants to kiss his boyfriend. Is that too much to ask for?

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    What could the harm be in snooping around Alexander's music library? Magnus is going to find out...

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    Magnus wants Alec to let him do things he probably shouldn't do in the first place. He's not opposed to resorting to drastic measures to do so. Let nobody ever claim Magnus Bane played by the rules.

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    When Alec and Magnus use the alliance/binding rune for a mission, neither of them anticipate that it won't come off.

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    One-shot based on a prompt generated online :

    Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood getting locked in a store.
    (and they had some fun)

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    Magnus Bane used his cheeky puns and pickup lines all the time.

    None of those times had he ever made anyone cry...

    Except now. Guess there is a first time for everything after all.

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    When the group goes clubbing and a mundane starts flirting with Magnus, Magnus decides to have some fun at the expense of the persistent man who doesn't take no for an answer.

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    Magnus Bane is a serial killer that has never been caught.
    It's surprising as he always leaves secret clues for the hot officer chasing him.

    Alec is an NYC Police Officer and a darn good one. His track record is almost perfect.
    Almost.
    The one case he can't crack are the murders by the impossible "Warlock Killer"

    But that's about to change, because, finally, Alec knows where Warlock is.
    Comments appreciated

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    I made a thing. I'm bad at writing and summary's but basically alec's runes light up like jace but! he can only do it accidentally like when he's embarrassed and magnus is a little shit.

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    Magnus widens his eyes at him, silently asking him to just give him this one. Alec simply curves one of his stupidly perfect eyebrows in response, a simple gesture that carries the weight of a call for challenge.
    “Looks like you’re gonna have to postpone your wedding for now,” Maia giggles next to him.
    Magnus huffs, flexing his jaw. “Oh, it’s on, Lightwood,” he mouths at him.

    .

    Or the one where Alec and Magnus are both after the same guy, but end up falling for each other instead.

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    Alec and Magnus didn't expect this attraction between them, but they'd agreed to give it a chance. And if this was going to be more than just sex, then it made sense to take sex off the table for now... or at least that was the game plan.

    Well. When life throws you curveballs, there's only one thing to do - knock it out of the park!

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    678
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    70
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    У сына Алека есть плохая привычка быть чрезмерно конкурентоспособным. Что, на самом деле, вполне себе нормально – яблоко от яблони недалеко падает, и в этом определенно вина Алека.

    Или о том, как сыновья Алека и Магнуса соревнуются друг против друга в знании орфографии, и они оба слишком вошли в раж, выясняя, кто же лучший.

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    Inspired by the tumblr headcanon:
    Raphael: About a week ago I accidentally slept with Simon.
    Magnus: (pause) Really?
    Raphael: Yes.
    Magnus: You accidentally slept with Simon.
    Raphael: My fledgling.
    Magnus: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
    (Not written with only dialogue though)

    Part 2 is up!

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    “What?” he said when he eventually glanced at her and saw her widened eyes. “Were you actually watching that? It was a horrible tv show, Isabelle …”

    “No, not that.” His sister shook her head and sat up a little straighter, looking at him with a concerned expression. “It’s just … it’s been weeks, Alec. And you’re still talking about Magnus.”

    or: AU where no one believes that shy, introverted and generally socially awkward Alec has landed himself a boyfriend, and especially not the famous fashion designer Magnus Bane.

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    I got the bottom locker and now you won't stop referring to me as 'bottom' every time we meet!au

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    Alec has been given the task of choosing a husband for his sister after she goes through a bad break-up and decides she wants to accept her parents' offer of an arranged marriage, only he ends up falling for him instead.
    (AU of a Bollywood film)

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    Magnus finds out that people have been flirting with his boyfriend, so he decides to show them exactly who they're messing with.

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