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    Things get complicated when an alien presence on the satellite takes Clarissa Mao hostage while an all too human presence on the planet makes his own trouble for the crew of the Rocinante.

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    A|Ω - A|U that departs from canon at a soft spot somewhere around (and partially in place of) Nemesis Games.

    Being the continuation of "As Varied as the Stars, so Too Is My Love"

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    5/?
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    28
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    Steve and Bucky re-establish the kink in their relationship. Some plot, but mostly porn.

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    11/?
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    "Ah," Aymeric said, after a moment. Estinien let out a short breath.

    "Ah, indeed," he replied.

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    1/1
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    Sören Sigurdsson, an art professor in his early thirties, is on summer vacation, renting a room in a cottage in Sausalito, California.

    It turns out the other room is being rented by his colleague Mark Lowry, a music professor... an arrangement neither of them knew about at the time.

    This is fine.

    (NOTE: Updates will be sporadic as I am working on multiple projects at once; my current first priority is Chains of Eternity before I can get too far into this one, I just wanted to start it while some ideas are fresh in my head.)

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    1/?
    Comments:
    15
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    During the final battle Draco Malfoy is attacked by Sanguini and left for dead. After Voldemort is defeated, his friends and family find him close to death and bring him back to the manor to try and save what little remains of his mortal life. To their dismay, Draco turns and begins his new life as an Immortal blood drinker. Blaise already being a vampire takes him under his wing and teaches the newborn vampire how to survive. They both discover that as vampires, they have mates that are bound to them for the rest of their eternal lives and that when they both turn 18, their mates will make themselves known. Vowing to return to Hogwarts and find their mates while completing their 8th year, things take a strange turn when Hermione finds herself returning to Hogwarts alone without her constant companions of Ron and Harry. With Ginny by her side, she comes face to face with what goes bump in the night that just might be what she was searching for all along.

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    41,679
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    26/?
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    19
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    120
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    33
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    Starts twelve years after the end of "Stuck In the Middle With You". It is recommended you read "Stuck" before this one, for context on what is happening here.

    An alternate universe where Qui-Gon Jinn never dies, Dooku leaves the Jedi Order but never goes Sith - becoming the Grandmaster of the New Je'daii Order (grey Force users) on Tython, a wild planet rich in the Living Force that holds many mysteries. The Je'daii and the Rebel Alliance stand against the genocidal Republic, with the Jedi headed by Anakin Skywalker, who now calls himself Vader (The Father), on a crusade to wipe out "Dark Side heretics". Anakin's children, Luke and Leia Skywalker, were raised on Tython by Padmé and Ahsoka; Han Solo was raised by Dooku and Sev (an OMC), and is an adult now. Han and Leia build a family together, and Sev and Dooku's relationship evolves and grows deeper and stronger.

    As this is set in an alternate universe, there may be OOC moments. Please note the "Crack Treated Seriously" and "Alternate Universe - Crack" tags.

     

    This story is told in first person POV, with multiple rotating narrators.

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    Chapters:
    7/30
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    25
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    “This isn’t how I’d planned to spend my day, Christopher.”

    It's a subtle but telling line. This is what followed later that day... after Wolfe tested Jess, after Jess chased down Santi... after those best laid plans of Captain Santi’s went awry. This is partway through Chapter Four in Ink and Bone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    6
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    When Harvey shows up at Mike’s after he and Travis Tanner duke it out, sporting a black eye and one hell of a headache, Mike tends to the former and pitches Harvey an intriguing solution to the latter.

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    17
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    No one ever said love was simple or easy, and when you're part of the Rocinante crew, everything is complicated. A new solar system where old friends are found and a love that never died comes face to face with one that burns as fierce as a sun.

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    A|Ω - A|U that departs from canon at a soft spot somewhere around (and partially in place of) Nemesis Games.

    Being the continuation of "New World, New Rules"

    Images look best when viewed with the Reversi site skin, but it's not a necessity.

    Series
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    Chapters:
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    20
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    31
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    4
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    714
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    After being injured in a car accident, Yuta enlists the help of amateur magician Kun to perform an ancient sex ritual that will bring him back to health.

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    4,633
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    1/1
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    8
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    821
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    The Monster has a body. Sometimes its body gets.... ideas.

    Coincidentally, sometimes Quentin gets ideas, too.

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    1/1
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    245
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    Petunia doesn't want Harry. She really doesn't. But the letter that he came with made it clear that he was important.
    And she KNEW that magic was real, so why not prophecies?
    But she's not equipped to take care of a magical child!
    She doesn't want Dudley to grow up loveless like she did because her sister was always better.
    So she makes Harry work until she can get in touch with an old acquaintance.
    Severus might have been Lily's, but Prospero was Petunia's friend. He was like Petunia, outshined by his younger brother. He wanted to be normal, too.
    So she hands Harry off to a magical she knows will not abuse him like she knows she is doing and gets on with her life.
    Sadly, Harry is destined to be Fate's Bitch.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    133
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    After touching a mad-scientist’s multiverse machine, an unsuspecting John Watson finds himself in a world full of people called alphas, omegas, and betas. He’s an omega in an unexpected heat without an alpha. Sherlock and Lestrade try their best to help their confused friend.

    A new twist on the treatment of an omega in his first heat.

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    9/?
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    342
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    93
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    For the prompt: Clarke has had enough of life and goes on the dark web to hire a hitman to kill her with his bare hands. When the hitman arrives and starts to do as he's paid to, he is astounded to find she's not fighting back and demands to know why. She tells him she hired him to kill her, and he's so annoyed that someone would be so dumb he fucks her instead and then convinces her to live.

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    3,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    22
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    318
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    24
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    3560
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    Loki goes on an emotional journey through the most important ten years of his life. It all begins when, the night before Thor's coronation, the big blond idiot forgets to pull out.

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    71,576
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
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    1102
    Bookmarks:
    218
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    The protomolecule has worked its alien magic on Amos and James and the pair seeks refuge with the Rocinante crew down the rabbit hole of a ring gate. James cradles within his belly the spark of new life and slipping by the Free Navy and Medina Station does not go unnoticed. New friends are made, old friends return, more than a few noses get bent, and as always the Universe has its own plans for James Holden and those in his orbit.

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    A|Ω - A|U that departs from canon at a soft spot somewhere around (and partially in place of) Nemesis Games.

    Being the continuation of "A Rocinante X-Mas"

    Images look best when viewed with the Reversi site skin, but it's not a necessity.

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    English
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    27,282
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    534
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    Eleven months after Fogg wipes the Questers, the Monster kidnaps Brian outside a New York City bookstore. Only—Brian isn't exactly not Quentin—and the Monster isn't exactly not Eliot, either.

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    English
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    75,749
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    It's

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    Aragorn's memory of traditional kingly healing methods leaves a lot to be desired.

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    1/1
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    Eranen Lavellan is sent to spy on the Conclave, we all know the story. What you don't know is that in this version the Anchor does more than control the Veil.

    Cursed to need Solas' very "seed" to be alive, they are forced to stay together in order to save the world.

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    69,813
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    21/92
    Comments:
    157
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    198
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
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