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    A Solavellan story with a porn twist. What if Lavellan could only be healed in a very specific way?

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    During the investigation into Lieutenant Irving's death, Dr. Goodsir makes a shocking accidental discovery that might just save the entire crew!

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    An attack from The Meninist renders Miles incapacitated. Deadpool and Spider-Man help him through the aftereffects.

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    Steve and Erik have a secret, complicated relationship.

    One night Erik stumbles in Steve's apartment, bloody and beaten, and a misunderstanding leads these two idiots to one of the best nights they've had.

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    After touching a mad-scientist’s multiverse machine, an unsuspecting John Watson finds himself in a world full of people called alphas, omegas, and betas. He’s an omega in an unexpected heat without an alpha. Sherlock and Lestrade try their best to help their confused friend.

    A new twist on the treatment of an omega in his first heat.

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    Two different problems with the same solution.

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    In the night, the King runs the city with an iron grip. If you want something, the King is able to get it for you...for a price, because all things come at a cost, something Jared Padalecki will soon come to find out.

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    Geralt of Rivia and Gaunter O'Dimm's paths cross again, mostly in a carnal way.

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    Petunia doesn't want Harry. She really doesn't. But the letter that he came with made it clear that he was important.
    And she KNEW that magic was real, so why not prophecies?
    But she's not equipped to take care of a magical child!
    She doesn't want Dudley to grow up loveless like she did because her sister was always better.
    So she makes Harry work until she can get in touch with an old acquaintance.
    Severus might have been Lily's, but Prospero was Petunia's friend. He was like Petunia, outshined by his younger brother. He wanted to be normal, too.
    So she hands Harry off to a magical she knows will not abuse him like she knows she is doing and gets on with her life.
    Sadly, Harry is destined to be Fate's Bitch.

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    Starts twelve years after the end of "Stuck In the Middle With You". It is recommended you read "Stuck" before this one, for context on what is happening here.

    An alternate universe where Qui-Gon Jinn never dies, Dooku leaves the Jedi Order but never goes Sith - becoming the Grandmaster of the New Je'daii Order (grey Force users) on Tython, a wild planet rich in the Living Force that holds many mysteries. The Je'daii and the Rebel Alliance stand against the genocidal Republic, with the Jedi headed by Anakin Skywalker, who now calls himself Vader (The Father), on a crusade to wipe out "Dark Side heretics". Anakin's children, Luke and Leia Skywalker, were raised on Tython by Padmé and Ahsoka; Han Solo was raised by Dooku and an OMC, and is an adult now. This story focuses on the relationship between Han and Leia, and the family they build together.

    As this is set in an alternate universe, there may be OOC moments. Please note the "Crack Treated Seriously" and "Alternate Universe - Crack" tags.

    This story is told in first person POV, with multiple rotating narrators (Han, Leia, Dooku, and three original characters).

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    At Heimdall’s door, Loki said, “If you harm him—”

    “He’s dead, Loki. What more damage could I do?” The words fell on Loki like blows, and Heimdall regretted his bluntness. He rested a hand on Loki’s shoulder. “Don’t grieve yet.” Then he went into his quarters and closed the door in Loki’s face.

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    Steve is a many-tentacled octopus-god who really just wants people to stop sacrificing to him and let him be a healer.

    The Winter Soldier makes a fine sacrifice, in the waning days of Hydra.

    Having found himself adopting a brain-damaged but utterly charming human, Steve sets out to figure out what the hell to do with and for him. Featuring cuddles, building trust, lots of sex (following the trust being built), an over-eager Steve who is only about 60% aware of how humans work and, eventually, a Bucky who won't get out of bed for less than double penetration because his life as the spoiled concubine to an all-powerful god is *exactly* what the universe owes him, thank you very much.

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    A modern retelling of the myth "Pygmalion & Galatea." Steve is a veteran who goes about sculpting as a form of therapy, only to fall in love with his statue and wish desperately it would come to life.

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    Owen would do anything for Joan—including fucking her corpse back to life so Mark doesn't have to.

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    Actor Will Graham was having a great time competing in Dancing On Ice with his skate partner Hannibal Lecter. But when an injury threatens to put them out of the running, things take an interesting turn…

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    It's been a bad day for Commander Shepard, but Kaidan's there to make him forget all about it...

    Written for Shenko Smut Thursday, February.

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    Post movie "fix it" of sorts. Tom stole Francis's truck and he is clearly not the type to let sh*t go. He tracks Tom down to his apartment in the city and things do not go as either of them planned (as if either of them had the common sense to make any sort of a plan)

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    Ratchet shrugged tolerantly when Optimus asked his opinion. "I think it’s more a lark than anything, but we can all use a lark, now and then."

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    Dagna spills an experimental healing potion on Iron Bull's pants. It goes about how you'd expect.

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    The moment Steve lays his hand on Bucky after he drags him out of the burning Hydra facility, he realizes that something's not right. Bucky's changed, and Steve doesn't like it. It becomes even more apparent the more time that passes, and it doesn't take long before Steve decides that enough is enough. Confronting his friend, Steve offers Bucky his help. However, the path to recovery is a treacherous one, and Steve soon learns that it takes more to help a friend in need than a mere supportive hand on the shoulder...

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