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    This is an old story that I began not long after season 3 ended; I worked on it from about 2006 to 2008, before I ran out of inspiration, like with the incomplete Missing Episodes story. I'm going to try to continue this now, as an alternate universe season 4. The plot was mainly about Michael and Gob, cousin love, and Lindsay having two fathers compete for her.

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    55/?
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    Maeby helps George Michael after his breakup with Ann

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    "it's a god damn surety, we're lacking in maturity!" - falsettos

    - - - - -

    “hi, uncle buster,” she opened the door, praying to whoever was hidden beyond the california clouds that he’d get too panicked about being alone with a kid and run off. the new, orange stress ball in his loose grip made her shoulders slump- she was stuck with this, wasn’t she?

    aka:

    chapter 1. maeby can't be trusted home alone, and buster's the only one up for the job of babysitter.

    chapter 2. maeby's finally the one doing the babysitting, all until gob arrives.

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    2/?
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    4
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    1
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    George Michael is high... on love. Or something. George Michael/Maeby songfic to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles. Crackfic.

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    1/1
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    He always knew the Bluth’s were crazy, everyone in the San Francisco area knew that, but he had hoped because he knew Renee from childhood they’d be okay with him taking her out.

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    Short and sweet, maybe I'll continue this. Thanks for reading. (I'm a new writer please just don't destroy me)

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    3/3
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    4
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    1
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    “Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”

    “Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”

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    A sequel to my first fic.

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    4/?
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    34
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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    37
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    8
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    Gob stared down at his daughter under the tent, watching her little chest go up and down as she breathed, the tube stuck in her nose helping her. She looked so fragile, so little, that one touch could instantly break her.

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    Alone with his mind reeling, Michael wondered if they could all truly be free from the pain their parents put them through, or were they doomed to trap another soul in the Bluth family, and expose her to the same poison.

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    It turns out, all you need to soothe a colic-y baby is your family and an old Monkee's song

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    The Bluths buy greendale, but the students won't let greendale die without a fight.

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    2/?
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    7
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    Gob goes to meet Tony's parents. Of course, things don't always go as planned.

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    6/6
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    20
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    This will be a collection of one shot character study ficlets from the perspective of Gob.

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    3/3
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    9
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    58
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    5
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    836
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    166
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    George Michael is sick, and his dad isn't answering the phone, so he calls his uncle. Then they decide that it's not fair for just George Michael to get a day off so they get Maeby out of class too.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    28
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    2
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    226
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    Various scenes I didn't include in the first fic I wrote.

    In order: Lindsay finds a job, Tony attempts to 'make it official with Sally Sitwell', Lucille adjusts to being alone, Buster receives visitors in prison, Gob & Tony take on the gay mafia, Maeby experiences an identity crisis, Lindsay & Sally get fake-drunk together, George Michael goes to Phoenix with his father.

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    48,509
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    534
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    While it had gotten a few holes over the years that Gob had to sew up himself, he still took Lindsay’s old stuffed dove with him on every trip. It was stupid, and he knew that, but it was his symbol of flight, of happiness, of freedom. Just having a moment with it made him calm down. He wasn’t stuck in Newport. He was just there for a little bit, just for this dumb party and then his recital, and then he could leave again. It was fine.

    He was fine.

    A continuation of Étude Op. 25, no. 2 in F minor, a world where Gob became a pianist, with a Blunder endgame.
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    321,485
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1541
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    Michael has left the family. Forever. But, well, he can't resist a Christmas ceasefire. (Takes place after the Season 3 finale.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    23
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    Gob and Tony go to the funeral of the (allegedly) late George Bluth Sr.
    Everything goes wrong and Tony gets increasingly upset about Gob's insensitive and downright rude family.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    721

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