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    Maeby’s a little unclear on a lot of things when it comes to morals and ethics and things like that, but she knows enough to know that George Michael shouldn’t want the things he wants with her, shouldn’t think the things he thinks about her. George Michael who is good and rule abiding and does understand things like morals and ethics. She’s the biggest rule he’s ever broken, the worst secret he’s ever kept. The knowledge of it sends a thrill down her spine.

     
    The kids take Tampa

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    Arrested Development Oneshots because there's not enough of these in the world.
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    Will probably be mainly Michael centric but let me know if you have any requests!

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    Before getting ready for bed, Maeby and George-Michael finally decide to talk about their relationship, and why it has to die. Set just before the season/series 3 finale, the night after Maeby and George-Michael "get to second base" on Maeby's birthday, and after Tobias confirms (season 3 spoilers) that Maeby is, in fact, Lindsay's daughter. Angsty, but not hopeless. Revised 10/31/21

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    This was one of my contributions to the Doomed Ship Comment Ficathon at anythingbutgrey's LJ.
    Prompted by krilymcc: Arrested Development, Maeby/George Michael, you can be my first real heartache

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    If "Call Me Maybe" had come out in 2003, it would've been at the top of George Michael's playlist. Here's a song parody in honor of the release 10 years ago.

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    4 times Michael made Gob blush
    + the one time Gob made Michael blush

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    "Now, George Michael," Michael says as he stares out at the horizon, "I want to make sure we're on the same page here. Going home is going to be tough on all of us. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot to worry about from the moment we hit the docks, so before we get there: do you remember what I told you is the most important thing from now on?"

    "Breakfast! No, family! It's either breakfast or family. I can never remember which."

    Michael decides to brush past this; he understands where the confusion comes from. "Healthy relationships. Forget about Maeby, forget about Ann, forget about any secret sisters I may or may not have."

    "...what?"

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    “Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”

    “Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”

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    A sequel to my first fic.

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    This is an old story that I began not long after season 3 ended; I worked on it from about 2006 to 2008, before I ran out of inspiration, like with the incomplete Missing Episodes story. I'm going to try to continue this now, as an alternate universe season 4. The plot was mainly about Michael and Gob, cousin love, and Lindsay having two fathers compete for her.

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    Maeby helps George Michael after his breakup with Ann

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    "it's a god damn surety, we're lacking in maturity!" - falsettos

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    “hi, uncle buster,” she opened the door, praying to whoever was hidden beyond the california clouds that he’d get too panicked about being alone with a kid and run off. the new, orange stress ball in his loose grip made her shoulders slump- she was stuck with this, wasn’t she?

    aka:

    chapter 1. maeby can't be trusted home alone, and buster's the only one up for the job of babysitter.

    chapter 2. maeby's finally the one doing the babysitting, all until gob arrives.

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    George Michael is high... on love. Or something. George Michael/Maeby songfic to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles. Crackfic.

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    He always knew the Bluth’s were crazy, everyone in the San Francisco area knew that, but he had hoped because he knew Renee from childhood they’d be okay with him taking her out.

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    Short and sweet, maybe I'll continue this. Thanks for reading. (I'm a new writer please just don't destroy me)

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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    Gob stared down at his daughter under the tent, watching her little chest go up and down as she breathed, the tube stuck in her nose helping her. She looked so fragile, so little, that one touch could instantly break her.

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    Alone with his mind reeling, Michael wondered if they could all truly be free from the pain their parents put them through, or were they doomed to trap another soul in the Bluth family, and expose her to the same poison.

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    It turns out, all you need to soothe a colic-y baby is your family and an old Monkee's song

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    The Bluths buy greendale, but the students won't let greendale die without a fight.

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    Gob goes to meet Tony's parents. Of course, things don't always go as planned.

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