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    Changing S1E21 up a bit. Mostly making it more incest-y.

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    The Bluth family had ruled over the Kingdom of Newport for generations. The King and Queen had hoped that their line might be secure for several hundred more years, but looking at their family tree didn’t inspire much confidence.

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    Maeby doesn’t need to hide. No one’s looking for her. But she nods anyway, because this is nice, being seen like this by a woman with equally sharp eyes.

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    Tony bites his tongue to keep from speaking.

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    This piece of fiction is set after George Michael and Maeby accidentally get married and find out about it, and what happens when she finds the letters in the attic that George Michael had hid them in, leading to true feelings against all the odds, finally being discovered. This fiction is consequently an alternative ending to season 3 moving on into season 4.

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    “You really need me to connect these dots for you, Mike? And people always said you were the smart brother. Tony is on the run from the law, and he can’t tell me where because the feds are listening, but he left me this clue and he wants me to find him.”

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    The Final Countdown plays in his head then, and he suddenly knows that there are only two options.

    Either A) Tony wrote this note counting down to the trick today when he was unceremoniously squished and crushed and Gob can’t think about that or B) Tony wrote this note counting down to his return.

    One option means that there’s a finite amount of Tony left in the world. One option means that Tony’s still here, that he’s somewhere, and he just needs to be found.

    Gob knows that feeling. And he doesn’t know when he started feeling this way, like maybe he could help someone (Tony Tony Tony) be found when he’s barely been able to find himself these past thirty odd years, but it’s an option now in a way that it never was before.

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    Ann finds herself attached. Maeby proves to be one of the only people who can remember her face.

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    The next day, he gifts her some of Tracey’s jewelry, out of guilt, or something. She thanks him quietly, and then seeks out Gob to thank him, too.

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    Gob has never been particularly good at making decisions, or doing the right thing... or even doing the sane thing. The more Gob considers what he should do about the Tony situation, the more certain he is that he's going to make the wrong choice.

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    Gob's been seeing Tony for 2 weeks.
    1 month.
    3 months.
    6 months.
    8 months.
    And it's getting harder to keep the relationship a secret.

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    The Bluths go to NY, thinking it'll be a breeze. But then a monster attacks. And they have no choice but to keep them all together. It's arrested cloverfield development.

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    “Sorry, Linds,” Michael mutters, tracing his finger awkwardly along the countertop. “Gob is just being frustrating.”

    “That’s nothing new,” Lindsay points out. Gob tries not to take offense to that. He decides that he doesn’t owe anything to his siblings, and once they fall into their own uniform bickering, he sets out to find some of the alcohol that has to be hidden somewhere in the house from the last time that their mother was there.

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    Maeby goes to work early the next morning. She keeps her phone off, she downs three cups of coffee while she’s reading over shitty scripts, and she doesn’t turn her phone back on until lunch, where she has no texts and five missed calls from Ann Veal.

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    Lindsay doesn’t think she’s like her mother at all. Her mother is full of criticism and constantly soaked in alcohol. Lindsay cares a lot less than her.

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    This is my own Arrested Development Song to the tune of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’. Just a bit of fun - maybe for singing along purposes.

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    The Bluths, for all their insane spontaneity, often stay true form on most cases.

     

     

     

     
    America's most dysfunctional family gives a typical reaction to the death of one of their own, technically, except for the only one who's allowed by society to have a full blown meltdown about the situation.

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    “What now?” GOB asked himself out loud. He thought of just sticking her back in her crib, but then he figured that would be kind of mean. Giving the kid false hope that someone was going to give her attention and then leaving her in the crib would be pretty shitty.

     

    GOB is somehow stuck with the duty of looking after his sister's kid. He doesn't do a terrible job.

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    This will be a collection of one shot character study ficlets from the perspective of Gob.

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    This is an old story that I began not long after season 3 ended; I worked on it from about 2006 to 2008, before I ran out of inspiration, like with the incomplete Missing Episodes story. I'm going to try to continue this now, as an alternate universe season 4, while waiting for the show to return again. The plot was mainly about Michael and Gob, cousin love, and Lindsay having two fathers compete for her.

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    54/?
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    4
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