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    Being found guilty for murder is pretty bad as a human. It’s even worse when you’re sent to a troll prison after you’ve been charged with mass murder of trollkind like some deranged serial killer and everyone there hates you.

    You think, by far, the worst part about this whole thing is you are 100% certain you’re innocent and you can either live there by the skin of your teeth or try to escape.

    Oh, and there’s a monster in the basement.

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    The Guardian, formerly known as the Reader, knows that the battle isn't over yet.

    In which shenanigans ensue, epic friendships are re-ignited, and the war for Alternia has just begun.

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    49/?
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    You were kidnapped from your planet to entertain the empress. Chosen specifically for your odd likeness to the one true desciple of the messiah's and your purple eyes.

    So you aren't treated bad. In fact they believe eye color is the equivalent to their strange hemospectrum heirarchy.

    It helps that you take to the religion and enjoy circus performances.

    Now on one of your stops to perform a special guest comes along to contribute his part in the great dawn (Eve) of the first messiah

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    -==> Be Rose
    You can not be Rose right now. She is sleeping.

    -==> Be Vriska
    You can not be Vriska right now. She is sleeping.

    -==> Be Aranea
    You can not be Aranea right now. She is sleeping.

    -==> Be Damara
    You can not be Damara right now. She is sleeping. You can be her later though.

     

    Is there anyone awake?

    -==> Be John

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    5/?
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    "I don't know what's going to come out of me," I told her. "It has to be perfect. It has to be irreproachable in every way."
    "Why?" she said.
    "To make up for it," I said. "To make up for the fact that it's me."
    -Ugly, Bitter, and True - Suzanne Rivecca

     

    Basically: How many mistakes can one person make, honestly.
    Or: The Reader learns to lie.
    Or: Lots of hot takes on troll culture, physiology, and behavior.
    Or: How to die on Alternia.
    Or: A Hiveswap: Friendsim remix, borrowing heavily from canonical content.

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    2/?
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    *stumbles in stoned, late, and uninvited*

    NOT MOBILE FRIENDLY! hover your mouse over the anime shades for the meat of the story! thanks so much to the folks doing the DirkJohn 2020 Big Bang for their incredible work on this ship. concrit and comments are very much welcome!

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    It's all gotta end sometime.

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    Set in the Nobody Knows AU, First Guardian Mspa Reader finds an extremely dissatisfied adult Lanque and agrees to get him off of his cloistered planet, Julie d’Aubigny style. Things don’t exactly go as planned.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Remember how you asked me to figure out something humans do that trolls don’t?

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    The living room crackles out of existence in a burst of green lighting, and when it comes back for a moment you think you haven’t left, just moved to another part of the house. Possibly one that you haven’t ever been in before. There’s the same sort of dead animals mounted on the walls, the same indescribable artwork, the same dark, heavy furniture. But no—this room is narrow and tall. So tall, in fact, that looking up you can’t even see the ceiling, just a staircase spiraling away into the gloom. Your house has some very silly elements to it, but nothing like an endless staircase.

    (MSPA Reader brings Joey to Jade's island)

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    Who knew the day would come where you thought to yourself, I bet my pussy could shut him up?

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    Set between the ending of Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 18 and the Friendsim Epilogue.

    MSPA reader's makeshift hive finally gives out. Friendship shenanigans ensue.

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    Chapters:
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    You’re going back home. Barely any trolls are around. But you get a bad feeling about where you are...

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    Why in the world did holiday season have to fall during the shortest, coldest, darkest, dankest, most horrible days of the sweep?

    (Holiday gift for my friends i.e. the people who inspire me most in this fandom. Happy New Year and here's to yet another one!)

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    Heres all my unfinished/unedited fics. Please comment which ones you'd like to see finished! My 2021 New years resolution is to finish all the savable fics from here.

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    Chapters:
    39/?
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    MSPAR learns two things: these aren't condoms, and those aren't safe sex practices.

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    The MSPA Reader experiences something a great many of us eventually are plagued with: a hankering for affection. Will they get to have passionate sloppy Reader/Character makeouts like they deserve? Short answer: Yeah. Basically a Pesterquest style set of kinda oneshots about dating Homestuck characters :B

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    5/?
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    You and Murrit look for something so Arcjec can shut up while you two get trapped. Oh shit, here we go..

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    1/1
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    You would love to fall for him over and over again. Love was truth. You were his sun and he was your night.

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    You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and allow him to crash at your place, only to find out that he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider.

    What seems like an easy task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things.
    One, Dave is hot as fuck.
    Two, Dirk is also hot as fuck.
    Three, they have the same taste in girls.

    “i warned you about the striders, bro. i told you dog!”

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    394
    Bookmarks:
    46
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