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  1. 70

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    Prompt: Bond finding out that Q had hacked Mi6 in his youth and left his resume.

    Bond and Q are captured in the field. Bond sees a whole new side to his favorite quartermaster, and he kind of likes it. (He says he doesn't but we all know he's lying.)

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    “Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.

    “Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”

    M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.”

     

    Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.

    All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.

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    "James," Q says the name like a prayer: with reverence, in hushed tones. "Why did you come to me?"

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    When an accident leaves the Quartermaster blinded - possibly permanently - all of MI6 is understandably shaken up. It doesn't help that this happened in the middle of MI6 because someone who was supposed to be an ally turned out to be an enemy. It also doesn't help that said enemy made it past 007, proving that even 00-agents can slip up...and even hardened assassins can feel guilt.

    The man who nearly killed Q also stole valuable information, though, and even blinded, Q isn't going to just let that happen. Woe-betide any head of MI6 or 00-agent who feels the need to get in his way...

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    “He did my job for me, killing his master,” Bond said. “He got around his feet and tripped him down a flight of stairs. Leaving him to get blown up with the rest of them seemed a churlish way to repay him.”

    The cat chirruped agreeably, and washed a paw. Despite being brought from south Ireland in a bag, the feline looked well-cared for.

    “You brought me a cat. A murder cat, owned by your villain du jour.”

    In which Q is brought offerings of murder cats, keeps losing his pens to a certain kleptomaniacal agent, and is generally oblivious to/confused by Bond's attempts at catching his attention.

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  6. 65

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    “Care to tell me why you’re really here, Q?”

    Q frowned, thin lips turning down into a pretty little curve Bond wanted to trace with the ball of his thumb.

    “I’m here because you need me, Bond.”

    “Anything else?”

    A twitch.

    “No.”

    --------When it all falls apart, sometimes all we need is to be needed. ---------

    (This fic is about 15% angst, 50% crack, 20% porn, and 15% fluff. I'm also rubbish at summaries so good luck.)

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    "It's much more soothing constructing highly combustible prototypes than when I'm talking to bullish Double Oh agents who can never follow simple instructions."

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    COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

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    "Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

    "You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

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    A one-night stand should be just that: one night away from the rest of their lives. An aberration not to be repeated. Too bad Hariel's body didn't get the memo.

    A non-magical A/B/O a/u fandom mash-up with a lot of slash but not much smut.

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    After Skyfall, Bond's suspicions are confirmed. Loyalty to anything other than his country is unacceptable, and anyone with divided fidelity should be hunted and killed. This new target isn't any different, except he is, and it doesn't take long for Bond to start playing Q's game. It's not like it matters. He's still trying to catch him and end him.

    Or, the one where Q is a flirtatious international hacker, and Bond doesn't actually mind as much as he thinks he does.

     

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    • Part 18 of 00Q
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    Arthur and Eames are brought in to consult with MI6 a bit and Bond really doesn't like this Arthur guy.

    There had been rumors about Dreamsharing for a long time. Bond had ignored them since he didn’t believe he lived in a ‘70s sci-fi show. He really shouldn’t have been surprised. He was married to Q, after all.

    “We’re bringing in specialists to handle Sinclair,” Mallory said at the end of his debrief with Bond.

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    It's Q's first day on the job and James overslept.

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    In the wake of M’s passing, MI6 faces its first crisis. Their new location infiltrated, the attackers easily bypassing their security measures. With the power cut off and their Quartermaster’s life left in 007’s hands. It’s a race towards wrangling control back from those who took it from them.

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    When M loses patience with the way that James Bond conducts himself while out on missions she thinks she has the ideal solution. She has no idea she's about to change the agent's life forever.

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    "Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."

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    Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.

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    Bond has seen the movies and read the books: He knows how dating is technically supposed to go down. It’s just that, well – he’s bad at following the rules. Luckily, so is Q.

    Or: Bond and Q start dating, and it’s the exact opposite of every tip that Bond has ever been given.

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    MI6 had just been through hell. Their security had been breached, their existence called into question, and above all, M was dead.

    MI6 needed a scapegoat.

    And there he was.

    (Or: The one where Q is no one’s darling.)

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    After returning from the dead, James Bond moves into a new secure flat, only to find that his new neighbour is either: a scruffy teenager, a brilliant computer geek, a mad scientist, or the sexiest genius he's ever met. Two of these things turn out to be true.

    Well, three, once the Red Queen gets involved.

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    For six months, he's known that he's been missing three years of his life.

    Those three years may mean the difference between life and death.

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