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    Prompt fill: Star Trek AU

    In which some of your favorite Bond characters are reimagined as a crew aboard the USS Skyfall, captained by none other than the infamous Captain James Bond. When the Skyfall intercepts a distress signal from a science research outpost, they quickly realize that nothing is as it seems and they're in hot pursuit of a terrorist bent on revenge.

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    Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

    Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun.

    Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.

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    When an accident leaves the Quartermaster blinded - possibly permanently - all of MI6 is understandably shaken up. It doesn't help that this happened in the middle of MI6 because someone who was supposed to be an ally turned out to be an enemy. It also doesn't help that said enemy made it past 007, proving that even 00-agents can slip up...and even hardened assassins can feel guilt.

    The man who nearly killed Q also stole valuable information, though, and even blinded, Q isn't going to just let that happen. Woe-betide any head of MI6 or 00-agent who feels the need to get in his way...

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    The top agents in MI6 are Angels - there's nothing angelic about them, but they sure are dangerous. And not always good with taking orders from bespectacled, stringy Quartermasters.
    MI6 has decided that a new strategy is needed to ensure the success of their missions, and for that, they hired Q: with his genius mind and [mostly] cool head, it became his job to coordinate the 00-missions.
    Now the double-o's have a voice in their ear telling them what to do, where to go on missions.
    Do the double-o's take well to this?
    No. And the worst ones are 006, 7, and 8...

    In which Q's got a spine and is willing to beat double-o's over the head with it.

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    M held out the file in her hand and Q automatically took it.
    “It needs the new Quartermaster’s signature”.
    The reminder of the Major’s death, the kindly old beta who saw him for him, brought tears to his eyes, and he desperately hoped that the smoke would hide it.
    “... Okay. Who do I give it to?”
    “It’s quite a few years ahead of schedule, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if it’s going to work, but Boothroyd always spoke highly of you and you are one of the very few TSS workers still remaining. I’ve spoken to R, the only survivor with seniority over you, and she is quite adamant to remain in her current position with your approval... Which leaves you”.
    M held out a pen.
    “Quartermaster”.

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    “I don’t just have one alpha”. Q grinned, bloody and feral. “I have nine. They’re called the double-0 program, perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

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    It was all supposed to be an effing joke. Something they’d talked about to kill a bit of downtime, an exercise in ‘could never happen’ but a way to plan out how things could have gone better without going mad because it could never actually happen.

     

    Q realized his vision was beginning to fade out at the edges and let out a slightly hysterical laugh which snapped him enough out of his panic to realize he was firstly, about to have an effing panic attack and secondly, in shock.

     

    “Shit,” he muttered, running a hand over his face before setting his jaw, removing his glasses, and putting his head between his knees. Undignified?

     

    So bloody what? He was sixteen, for Christ’s sake! He defied anyone not to panic a bit at losing over half of their lives after effing sneezing.

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    COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

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    "Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

    "You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

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    What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.

    Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.

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    When MI6 is hacked, they manage to track down the source of the attack - and send their nearest agent to either contain or eliminate the threat.

    James Bond often gets told that he was made 007 far too early, and has a habit of being generally hard to handle. That being said, he's perfectly capable of assassinating threats to Queen and Country - that is, until he starts getting a bit curious about this threat...

    The House of the Havenots is an organization that specializes in training killers-for-hire that no one would expect: children. They'd got one specimen, however, who is more than just a kid assassin. And his attack on MI6 might just be the start of things...

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    James Bond’s return to Six after a two month holiday is merely a continuation of what makes Q’s life more challenging, but it’s not like he hasn’t got practice with dealing with troublesome double-oh agents, meddling friends, and gossiping minions, right?

    The first thing M ever said to the new Quartermaster after 007 came back to life was, “For the love of god, whatever you do, do not fall in love with him.”

    Unfortunately for Q, she said that in front of his entire branch. 

    The betting pool has been going on ever since.

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    "Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."

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    Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.

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    James Bond defies death on a regular basis. He comes back from the dead again and again. And each time something inside him dies. The darkness is growing and getting hungrier. Violence and blood and beautiful women, it is all an equation that can have one outcome. It is what makes him such a damned good agent.
    M knew it. Then she died.
    And Bond discovers that maybe, just maybe, she knew what she was doing when she gave him Q as his handler. This could be the solution, but it could also be the worst idea ever because the hunger and the need are growing and Q seems to be where his primal side, the predator he is, calms down.
    Yes, it could be the solution. Or a catastrophy in the making that would tear them both to pieces.

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    Bond liked to unwind after missions and Q really wasn't about to protest to indecently good, semi-regular sex.

    But as seemed to be the way of the world, the end turned out to be rather different from the start.

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    Q is kidnapped, not for the first time, not for the last.
    For the first time, he and Bond both have some things to say afterwards.

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    Quinn WInfield is both MI6's Quartermaster and a wizard. Funnily enough, having magic doesn't make managing a certain blue-eyed Double-0 any easier. Quinn's doing alright keeping his magic out of his professional life, until a field assignment blows it all to hell.

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    Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.

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    In which M packs Bond off to a clinic in the country called The Shrublands for its famed "nature cure." It goes about as well as you'd imagine.

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    James Bond, like Sherlock Holmes, fakes his death to completely topple an international criminal organization.

    James Bond, unlike Sherlock Holmes, finds a way to inform his partner-in-crime/not-boyfriend that he is still alive.

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