11 Works in Lyle "Strongboar" Crakehall

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    Being Dame Angela Lansbury’s birthday today…

    …let me introduce you Brienne and Jaime in the (silly) remake of her 1946 “Gay and Lusty Musical Romance” movie Harvey Girls…

    …where the Westernlands are the Frontier, Cersei is not Jaime’s twin but only the gorgeous star of his saloon (and, OMG, she’s not even that bad), and, of course, Brienne can shoot better than Judy Garland but she’s still a romantic girl who makes 2000 miles to answer to a lonely-hearts ad.
    Guess who has (really) written that blessed ad.

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    Seeing me hesitate, the woman advanced. I saw the golden-haired handmaiden Doreah leap forward from behind her and snake her arm around the woman’s upper chest. My opponent arched her back and her eyes became very wide. Doreah whispered “I’m sorry,” and released her.

    The hilt of the steel whip rolled out of her fingers. She slowly sank to her knees and looked up at me. She was beautiful, and I fancied that in other circumstances we would have been friends, perhaps even lovers. But instead she would now die.

    “Tell John Carter,” she whispered, “tell my beloved husband that my final thoughts were of him, my final regret the child I could not give him. Tell him that I died recalling my love for him. Before you kill me, Dejah Thoris, promise me this.”

    She had received orgasm from my husband, a gift he had denied to me.

    “I will tell him nothing,” I said, and drove my sword through her heart.
    ---

    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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    117/?
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    Caryssa Stark had seen the ugliness of the world that she lived in at age seven. She knew that not everyone could be trusted. So she studied and she trained, until she could protect herself and her family. When her father marries her off to Jaime Lannister, Caryssa thought she would never find home again, but, leaving home would be much worse than she thought. {AUTHOR IS JUST GOING TO FIX THE SHIT SHE HATED. EIGHT SEASONS SHE SPENT WATCHING A SHOW FOR THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT TO BE THROWN OUT A WINDOW, A LA BRAN THE BROKEN} AU.

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    Chapters:
    31/?
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    192
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    828
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    "Brienne is not my redemption. I have to earn that. And her, if she'll ever take me back."

     

    Jaime survives, but living is much, much harder.

    A redemptive, post-canon ending for Jaime and Brienne (and Arya).

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    Chapters:
    16/16
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    A story of rebuilding and romance in Westeros. Jaime / Tyrion / Brienne / Sansa POV.
    A post-canon fix-it. Some minor changes, but as close to the show canon as I can keep it and still have it actually make sense. Jaime lives, of course.
    Begins in the lead-up to the Council meeting in the Dragonpit but continues through the rebuilding process across Westeros.
    Starts with brotherly bonding, then devolves into romance and smut. Jaime, Brienne and the other leaders of Westeros set in place their new lives after the threat of the Night King and the rulership of Westeros are settled.

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    English
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    103,058
    Chapters:
    78/78
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1969
    Kudos:
    1069
    Bookmarks:
    141
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    After her victory at Ashemark, Jaime and Brienne travel south to Crakehall to fight bandits. Brienne soon learns the difference between triumph at a tourney and respect won on a battlefield.

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    English
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    3,572
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    2153
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    How one single thing can change everything:in this case,Urrigon Greyjoy living

    Abbreviations

    AToP - A Time of Peace

    AGoT - A Game of Thrones

    ACoK - A Clash of Kings

    ASoS - A Storm of Swords

    AFfD - A Feast for Dragons

    TWoW - The Winds of Winter

    ADoS - A Dream of Spring

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Post season 7- Jaime and Brienne both flee Kings Landing and Cersei’s wrath. On their way north to Winterfell, they meet some new allies to join in the war against the Night King. Including a mysterious wizard, a lord haunted by his past, a lady trying to reclaim the honor of her house, a handsome and charming knight, and a few other old friends. There are a few original characters, but most are characters are from the books that never made it into the HBO series.

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    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    32
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    Ned Stark forma una amistad con Lord Allem Dayne durante la Rebelión Greyjoy. Tras la muerte del segundo, Edric Dayne es tomado como pupilo en Invernalia. Un hecho que a primera vista es insignificante, termina teniendo drásticas consecuencias en el futuro de Poniente.

    Cuervo de Sangre teje nuevos hilos. Un león encuentra antes su redención. Un bastardo muere y un hijo legítimo vive. La Serpiente Marina renace.

    Pero el Juego de Tronos continúa y el Invierno se Acerca.

    AU progresivamente mayor.

    Language:
    Español
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    242,715
    Chapters:
    22/?
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    "The Redwater Mountain Snake" REWRITE. Drastically AU. Joffrey's dead, a coup is stirring in Dorne, Myrcella lives, and House Brimsblood of Dorne is butting heads. There's grabs for power, stabs in the back, and mostly the focus of one woman's horrible decisions and downward spiral. There's bad decisions. Then there's fucking Gregor Clegane. There's many other tales going on while others are busy vying for the Iron Throne.

    Here is one of them.

     ((Written on request, Discontinued))

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    English
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    45,345
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    5
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    Roslin and Edmure were at the very heart of the action in the last part of ASOS. But they have been a little forgotten afterwards. Given my love for secondary, almost tertiary, characters, I decided to write on this pairing. This is my version of what happened to them during AFFC/ADWD.

    (Translation of my eponym fic posted in Tumblr)

    Language:
    English
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    52,967
    Chapters:
    14/20
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1758

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