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    "I wanna tell you about a time I met my doppelganger, and I almost died."

    Lup survives disposing of her relic but doesn't make it back to the Starblaster before all record of her relationships are fed to Fisher. So she and Taako wander, amnesiac and alone, around Faerun, taking odd jobs. Lup ends up in a Neverwinter hotel. Taako ends up in the Bureau of Balance. They meet once, by chance, and both make... certain assumptions. Namely, that they're each other's ghostly spirit double, and the end is near.

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    Taako couldn’t handle the memories. The bitter sting of regret and anguish. So he brought her back the only way he could. He didn’t care about the consequences.
    Merle saw the whole of creation restart, rejuvenate, only to be swallowed up by darkness, again and again. He knew the man behind it. He knew he could make him see reason.
    Magnus didn’t care anymore. People had died, were dying, were suffering. And he didn’t care. He had everything he wanted and he was gonna make damn sure he kept it safe.
    Or a fic where the boys give in, and lose everything, to gain everything they ever wanted.

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    I started writing short ficlet-style head canons for TAZ Balance over at my Twitter (@extermiteach) a few months ago, and I've had so much fun with them. I'm worried I'll lose track of all of them, so I'm publishing them here, as well. They are in no particular order, and they do not necessarily go together!

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    41/?
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    The Lup of the past had never put much stock in happy endings, but now that she'd been dumped in one she could admit that it was, generally, dope.

    Still: some changes were always gonna take some getting used to.

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    After two years, College freshman Barry Bluejeans returns to fencing to try and get in shape. He doesn't expect to become the chauffeur for the Starblaster high school team, to get roped into not-technically-larping, or help this kid study for his Bar Mitzvah. He certainly didn't expect to find a community--or to fall in love.

    Meanwhile, Taako is pining for a hot dancer boy, Lup is planning her escape, Magnus is helping overthrow the student council at a school he doesn't even go to, Mavis is fighting with her father, Angus is desperate for a mystery to solve, and Lucretia--well, it's hard to know exactly what's going on with Lucretia.

    It's a TAZ High School-ish Fencing AU! There's a lot going on.

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    "Unfortunately, he can’t dwell on the situation for too long. He really doesn’t even have the capacity to completely understand what’s going on. He’s expended so much energy his eyelids are already falling. But just as he falls out of consciousness he forces himself to think it. Because it’s different this time. He’s pregnant and it has to be different this time."

    The entire universe has been saved and it's time for Taako to settle down. He has two wonderful boyfriends, a brand new school, and the weight of the world off his shoulders. Everything is okay. (Everything is not okay.)

    Taako gets pregnant. Magnus does his best. Kravitz gets a surprise. Things are totally, definitely, under control.

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    Look, Taako didn't ask to get stuck in the Astral Plane with the Grim-fucking-Reaper and a cadre of weird castoffs from the Prime Material Plane, but he sure as shit wasn't letting Lup get stuck there either.

    A Beauty and the Beast AU with a suspicious lack of singing furniture, a whole lot of cheating Death (at cards), and even more lovesick idiots who find a home in the most unexpected of places.

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    The seven birds have failed and now face another endless journey through the cosmos.
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    This is kind of a rewrite of something I drew a while back, but deleted and I felt like continuing it cause I really liked the idea.

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    Angus has a small problem that he brings to Taako because he isn't sure who else to ask: Who is going to sign his permission slip from school?

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    They lived a century where death was a painful stopping point, something you had to endure and your loved ones had to suffer through until they could reset. It was one hundred years of dreading living alone, of leaving your family behind.

    It didn’t have to be like that anymore.

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    Taako likes to think that meeting a goddess in the Girl’s Toy section of a Fantasy Wal-Mart was where his life got… well, got really fuckin weird. Sure, his sister and her husband turned into liches a while back but that's just something that happens sometimes, and he just got fired from the Library of Arcane History for reasons he can't legally disclose to anyone in public, but still. It's not Goddess on a trike type of weird. But hey, Istus gives him sick bling, so what's he gonna do? Turn her down? Have you even met him?

    Kravitz has long since abandoned the notion that his life was ever normal since, for as long as he can remember, he's been following a raven with golden eyes. Of course, there's also that time he knows for a fact he died, but something fucked up along the way because he's still alive and the necromancers that pulled out his heart aren't. Also, what happened to his heart?

    It's the Adventure Zone!

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    Taako asked Kravitz to figure out what was up with his Umbrastaff. Kravitz still isn't sure how it could have gone worse.

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    Trautonium_Corvid and T_sizzle have been online boyfriends for eight months. It was love at first sight of their mutually terrible Grindr profile pics.

    Kravitz and Taako have been working together at the corner deli for all of eight minutes, and they already hate each other.

    Will our heroes ever reveal their identities? Will they learn how to run a basic social media search on romantic prospects? Stay tuned to watch this whole facade crumble around their ears! Eventual smooching guaranteed.

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    Lucretia makes a serious mistake. Lup struggles with the consequences. The Tres Horny Boys are confused by a familiar face.

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    Being a guardian angel was by no means a fun job. Sometimes you got assigned one person their entire life, and those jobs were easy. Taako literally just got here, doesn't remember anything, and has been assigned three people to look after.

    Something relics, something else with Merle and Lucretia acting weird, but Taako isn't gonna even try to wonder what their deal is. He's got a job to do, after all.

    ~~~

    The Guardian Angel AU no one asked for, but I'm still going to deliver.

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    Taako moves to Maple Bay with his son, Angus, at the urging of his sister. He’s just gone through a messy divorce with his ex-husband Sazed after Sazed poisoned and killed 40 people while trying to pin it on Taako. In Maple Bay, Taako meets Kravitz, the orchestra teacher at the high school, after Kravitz’s daughter falls out of a tree and onto Angus.

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    “And what, you think my family’s alive?” Silence. “Everyone dies, Magnus. Everyone I once knew? Dead. My entire hometown is wiped out. Nobody’s alive - not my family, not my friends, not even my fucking twin sister. I don’t care what you think about me not letting you leave this belfry. You will die if you go.” Magnus’s eyebrows furrow and Taako can tell he’s processing his words. “I’m not a fucking saint. I don’t make friends with people. But I’ll be fucking damned if you jump off this belfry to your death. The world has enough walkers. I’m not letting you add to them.”  

    Taako is a scavenger in post-Zombie apocalypse Faerun, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Magnus loses his family. Taako hasn't had a friend in years, but they may be stuck together.

    This fic will be updated every other day until its completion.

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    The world was saved, her family was happy again, and now Lucretia finally got to enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet-

    Leon the Artificer threw open the door to her room, a case stuffed full of clothes dangling from his fingers. "I can't do it anymore," he wept. "I can't. I quit. I can hardly deal with one, how are you expecting me to deal with twins!'

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    “Your name is Lup. This is your son, Angus. You own a bakery, Flambé, in the town of Haverdale. You are happy. And you are safe.”
    Lup doesn’t know where she got those words, but they’ve always helped calm her down.

    “Your name is Lup, and you love your bakery. So much! So much that you never want to leave. You’re so satisfied with your life. You’ve never done anything different. You never WANTED to do anything different!”

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    Lup was stuck in the umbrastaff, for five years she was stuck in a prison she, herself had ceated. After a group of young dwarves took it upon themselves to use the umbrella as a toy, and inevietably breaking the staff. And Lup is freed, but it's been five years and things have changed in Faerune.
    Lup, ignorant to the voidfish's hold on this world, makes her way to Taako. With no sense of recognition coming from her brother, Lup makes a plan. A simple plan
    Step 1: Figure out where Fisher is
    Step 2:Fix things with Lucretia
    Step 3: Get her brother back

    Lup's been forgotten, and now she has to get them to remember.

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    6/?
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