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    Luke blinked, taken aback. “So what’s the issue then?”
    “Uncle! Look at me!”
    Luke looked. “You’ve dyed your hair. Looks nice, black suits you!”
    “Thanks, I - Uncle!”
    “Well, out with it then.”
    His nephew sighed, “You don’t understand me. You’ve never understood me! That’s why it’s come to this, that’s why I had to-”
    “OH! I know!”
    “What?”
    “You’re going to betray the Jedi, kill almost all of them, leaving only one or two left to rebuild and seek vengeance against you!”
    “I - well, yes.”

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    An accident lands Obi-Wan Kenobi into a strange new world. Now he's got extra-galactic invaders and supposed Sith to contend with. All the while looking for a way home. "Kryze," he said looking at the man. "My name is Ben Kyrze."

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    Entirely by accident, Rey ends up fucking someone who works for Snoke's Cupcakery. She's just blowing off steam. It doesn't mean anything at all. It certainly won't come back to bite her in the ass.

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    The Force Bond is no longer a secret. Rey is now in mortal danger from those she thought her friends. Ben Solo comes to the rescue.

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    When Rey becomes pregnant, it changes everything for her and Ben who have kept their relationship a secret over the past two years. When things don't go to plan, their small family is endangered once they discover Hux has devised a plan of his own.

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    Chewbacca discovers his wife, Mallatobuck (Malla for short), has been cheating on him after she tries to seduce his best friend Han Solo. She has been cheating on him for many years with the local trader Saun Dann.

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    Mazal Tov - The expression comes from the Mishnaic Hebrew mazzāl, meaning "constellation" or "destiny". Borrowed from Yiddish מזל־טובֿ (mazl tov), from Hebrew מַזָּל (mazál, “star, constellation; fate, luck”), from Akkadian (manzaltu [UD.DA]) + Hebrew טוֹב (tov, “good”); literally “good stars, good luck.

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    Looking for a random family to let me take a Holiday portrait with. ($20!!)

    So my name is Ben and I am a 24-year-old student. This year for Christmas/Hanukkah, I really want to confuse my relatives by making a Holiday card with myself and a random family saying something like “Seasons Greetings for the Solo-Organas!” Making it look like I married some random person and had kids. It will be an awkward photo for sure with lots of turtle necks and ugly clothes. I want to baffle my uncles and especially my parents. For maximum effect and contrast, I would prefer to have a picture with someone from the Order military…It would be harder for them to wrap their minds around. If you let me take a picture with you or your family, I will give you $20 and some copies of the card when I get them printed off. I think it will be pretty funny.

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    Kylo was interrupted from his thoughts when he was forcibly pinned against the wall by Sixty-Nine’s well-muscled body. Sixty-nine wrapped his large, callused hands around Kylo’s skinny thighs, picking him up in a show of sheer dominance fueled by testosterone.

    “Let’s go,” Sixty-Nine said in his deep, breathy voice. “Or rather, let’s come.”

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    Savory. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sweet. To suggest humans can only taste five flavors seems ridiculous when there is infinity to explore together.
    --
    Or, Finn and Rey fall in love as they become Jedi, travel the Galaxy, and end the war.

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    Han Solo travels back to Chewbacca's homeworld

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    The satirical saga continues (in short story), as a new threat is discovered on Tatooine, and Ben does it all for the Wookiee.

    www.ramblingsofacrazyoldhermit.com

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    Rey is invited from her training with Luke to Kashyyyk to join Chewbacca's honor family during Life Day celebrations. It's the best ever, until the little bit of orga she chews happens to be the last Chewie has from the same root he shared with Han Solo, Leia Organa, and eventually Ben. The combination of orga root and the Force Bond on Wookie Life Day causes Rey and Kylo to switch bodies. HILARITY ENSUES. This is a crack fic.

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    Chewbacca finds a young man on the battlefield.

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    Ben Organa-Solo has spent the last fifteen years living on Kashyyyk, hidden away from Snoke and the First Order, to the point where much of the galaxy has forgotten he's ever existed. That is until, General Hux, on a mission to hunt down rumors of a Force-Sensitive Wookie, ends up "crash landing" on Kashyyyk. With the Life Day celebrations trapping Hux on Kashyyyk and Ben thrust into the role of translator for their prisoner, the collision of their paths and its aftereffects is inevitable.

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    My prompt was this:

    Okay, this is my exception to not wanting deathfic:

    How do Wookiees grieve?

    Please no: PWP, non-canon AU (e.g. coffeeshop, college, etc.), OOC, animal transformation, character-bashing.

    And immediately, the story came to life....

    12 Parsecs is all it takes to complete the Kessel Run by the fastest ship in the galaxy, The Millennium Falcon.

    12 chapters is all it takes to break down Chewbacca's life and delve into love, grief, loss, and anger.

    Wookies grieve with all their hearts and take the memories of their loved ones wherever they go.

    Chewbacca isn't any different.

    He's had plenty of practice in grief and loss, after all.

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    A Star Wars: The Force Awakens Highschool AU!
    Rey Solo has to attend D'Qar high school for her final two years as she was kicked out of her private school in Jakku for bad behavior. Ben Solo is known as Kylo Ren to everyone in school is her older brother who taunts the students with his clique ‘The First Order’.

    We are the reckless,
    We are the wild youth
    Chasing visions of our futures

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    Kylo Ren is recovering in the hospital after his battle with Rey, when he gets a surprise visit from his childhood friend/former lover.

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    1
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    This is Star Wars crack!fic as has been rumored about. A power-mad gay couple in space giving in to total sexual deviancy. Wookies trying to fulfill their life debt and shooting everyone in the mouth with a bowcaster. Somewhere down the writing process this piece of garbage becomes an actual adventure with actual character development and the end is guaranteed to make you cry. Are you ready for the emotional roller coaster that is Lumpy's Big Adventure? Me neither!

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    Title: Son of Courage
    Author: Emimar
    Characters: Lumpy (Chewbacca's son), Mallatabuk.
    Era: Post Return of the Jedi, during the Black Fleet Crisis
    Rating: PG
    Summary: Lumpy, wanting to prove to his family that he is as brave as Chewbacca and worthy of being his son, descends into the lower levels of Kashyyyk's forests before his Rite of Passage.
    Disclaimers: I do not make any money from this story and all characters, places and species belong to LucasFilm and any other associated authors and companies. I just wrote this for my own enjoyment and that of any who wish to read it.
    Author's note: All dialogue translated from Shryriirwook. Setting during the Black Fleet Crisis.

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