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    He's a narcissist, a felon - a Death Eater. A mad man that has the world at the tip of his fingers. Ordered to kill me.

    And I made the mistake of letting him pass the border of my cabin out of the sheer kindness of my heart.

    Me. A guardian. Ordered to save life.

    Yet I find myself wanting to protect him despite my ultimate hatred.

    'Sweet Merlin you are infuriating... I want to fuck you and kill you at the same time.' Draco growled.

     

     

    There are mature themes in this story such as smut, rape, abuse, violence, death and betrayal. This isn't a fairy-flowery soppy book. It's dark. Very dark.

    This is a DracoxOC enemies to lovers. Don't expect them to jump into bed immediately.

    *I do not own any characters other than my own. Full character credits to J.K Rowling. This story also does not follow any original timeline.*

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    A Harry Potter rewrite. Everything is the same, except it isn’t. Draco Malfoy is a seer since he was eight years old, Lucius Malfoy is an asshole who abuses his wife and his kid. Harry has some braincells for once and actually cares about himself. Snape just hopes the boys don’t get themselves killed.

    The meeting at Madam Malkin’s goes very differently, changing the course of the story. Harry goes to Slytherin, Dumbledore still is a manipulative twat, and Ronald Weasley is a little bitch. This is a concoction of my headcanons and self-indulgent at the best of times. Possibly, crack? Hopefully, friends to lovers. 

     

    Be warned, English is not my first language. 

     

    PS. Fuck J.K. Rowling. ***First Year now complete***

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    For centuries, a magical tapestry had predicated the marriages of the Malfoy family. One magical stitch determines the future.

    It has now selected Draco Malfoy's future wife. Except its the one person that he never thought possible: Hermione Granger.

    His fate lies in the hands of a woman who hates his very existence. But he has one choice. Marry her by his twenty-first birthday, or he dies. Not hard at all.

    Hermione Granger has traveled the world and built a life for herself after the war. She is happy, starting a new job at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, and becoming the witch she was always meant to be. Until her whole world is shattered.

    She has to make a decision. Marry the Death Eater who tormented her as a child, or let him die.

    One choice. Two enemies. A decision that really does define "life or death".

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    Ser mejor amiga de Scorpius Malfoy fue una de las mejores cosas que le pasó en su vida.

    Conocer a su padre fue su perdición.

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    Lucius had not ever really taken the interest in his other housemates. Had not particularly cared about the few stragglers or the first years, or second, or third really. They held no interest or curiosity to him. In fact, outside of his arranged marriage to Narcissa, and therefore the necessary attention that he gave the sixth year girl, he did not pay attention to anyone really.

    That changed once he saw Severus Snape. A boy that was, previously, did not exist in Lucius' gaze. He was far too concerned about other things. Being Head Boy, readying to take over the Malfoy name, The Dark Lord's agenda. And, reluctantly, his arrangement with the Blacks.
    However...there was some promise in the young forth year. He had to give them that. Rather pretty, well, as far as a boy went, and Lucius was sure that they would clean up much better...needless to say, his last year, which he thought was going to be rather drall, just became rather interesting.

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    One summer evening, Draco receives an unexpected visit. As he prepares for a new year as a healer, his life changes dramatically.

    DRAMIONE

    TW: Blood, Mental and/or Physical Torture, Graphic Violence, Alcohol, Depiction of Pornography/Prostitution, Cheating, Kidnapping, Severe Illness.

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    *Updates every other day unless notes say otherwise!*

    Narcissa Malfoy and Lily Potter - both loving mothers, both entirely devoted to their families, both secretly Fae.

    After witnessing Harry’s return with Cedric’s dead body at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Draco begins to question his father’s ambitions and beliefs. His mother reveals her, and, therefore, his non-human heritage soon afterward, and they realize they must go into hiding or suffer as all non-humans will when Voldemort comes into power.

    They go to the only person they think might be able to help and also be too noble to use their situation against them:

    Harry Potter.

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    When Draco wakes up in the hospital wing having no idea who he is or how he got there, he starts to get a little freaked out. I mean, his already-made friends are nice and all and meeting Harry Potter was a lot of fun, but where did it end? The flashbacks of memories are starting to take a toll, and it doesn't help that he fell 20 feet down some stairs, giving him headaches to live out his days in the hospital wing. The mediwitch might be his new favourite person and he has to learn to come to terms with who he was before, but not without some setbacks. Is he able to go through the rest of his life without ruining everything in the process?

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    Harry has a creature inheritance and now everything he thought he knew is changing. Who could his mate be and why's he so attached to Draco Malfoy all of a sudden?

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    Eleonora looks up from her potions textbook to find 𝘩𝘦𝘳. Narcissa Black wears a cocky grin as she leans back in one of the library chairs, observing Eleonora.

    She returns a hesitant glance and that's that. Until it happens again.
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    A Narcissa Malfoy x OC
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    All characters aside from OCs belong to JK Rowling (blegh)
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    I'd like to add that this work is also on Wattpad under the same username:)

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    *Relato en español con etiquetas en ingles*

    Lily y Lucius se encuentran en una gala y hablan sobre Severus.

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    “I am shocked that even 7 witches meet my father’s standards.”

    “He did include the Weasley girl.” Theo reminded him.

    “Yes, he did.” Draco raised a hand and ticked off the requirements with his fingers. “Pureblood, gentry, young, sane, fecund.”

    At the last word Blaise winced and Theo made gagging noises.

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    The resistance is dead.

    Hermione Granger doesn't know she's an omega, and doesn't know why she of all people was chosen to live while she watched nearly the entire Order die at the battle of Hogwarts.

    All she knows is she is starving and weak, her magic is depleted, and Lucius Malfoy plans to make her public degradation the main source of entertainment at the Dark Lord's celebration.

    That is until Draco scents her, and her first heat cycle begins. . .

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    Draco Malfoy keeps to himself and that's the way he likes it. He goes to sixth form, gets on with his classes, leaves and spends most nights in his room. His father wants a certain life for him but Draco longs for something different. Cue the new boy at school, an unexpected fight, a reminder of a painful past, roaring jealousy and falling in love. It's not what he expected, but it's certainly worth it.

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    A collection of my microfics, ficlets, drabbles, & prompts under 1k that usually are posted on Tumblr. Each chapter is a different work and the rating/tags may change as more works are added.

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    Bueno... quería avisar una cosita...

    A pesar de que este fanfic había comenzado con la intención de ser con algo de trama, la verdad es que no me veo preparada para realizar un fanfic completo, largo e interesante. Asique, esta historia va a ser puros capítulos sobre la relación de Harry, Draco y Tom. El trio va a ir creciendo a medida que pasen los capítulos. Veremos distintos escenarios de su relación, y aviso ahora, el fanfic va a ser puro azúcar y miel, como obviamente me encanta escribir.

    Eso era todo.

    Camila.

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    Draco Malfoy vive da dieci anni nella New York babbana con una nuova identità, dividendosi tra la sua carriera di pittore, serate di gala, ristoranti di lusso e un amante subdolo e manipolatore. Per la prima volta gli sembra che tutto proceda quasi a meraviglia, finché non torna a Londra per un'esposizione in un museo ed è costretto a fare i conti con tutto ciò che si è lasciato alle spalle: una famiglia distrutta e violenta, un vecchio quaderno da disegno e la sua cotta adolescenziale.

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    It's eight years after the war and Hermione Granger has taken a break from her career at the Ministry of Magic to compile an oral history of the conflict. She's interviewed just about everyone she can get her hands on but she wants to be thorough. And that means getting in contact with a very unwilling Lucius Malfoy.

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    "For your information, I'm not shopping it around yet because I still don’t have access to all of the sources I need.”

    “You’ve got to be joking. You must have interviewed every living person that was even tangentially connected to the war.”

    “Not everyone,” Hermione said, turning in her seat to reach up for the mug of tea she’d left on the kitchen counter.

    “Who’s left? The trolley lady from the Hogwarts Express?”

    “Your father.”

    Malfoy opened his mouth and then closed it again with a click of his teeth, shaking his head. “You don’t want to do that, Granger.”

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    Eira is a Muggle newly married to Sirius Black when he is arrested for a crime he didn't commit. A dark story unravels as Eira is forced into servitude for the Malfoy family and begins an encounter of hopeless infatuation with Narcissa Malfoy, the proud and beautiful wife of Lucius, in an unexpected, devastating way.

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    In the summer before 8th year, Head Boy Theo Nott and Head Girl Hermione Granger are dealing with alot of trauma at child soldier therapy camp. Pansy and Draco are waiting for their trials. The four of them end up growing closer over fire whiskey, cigarettes, group therapy and illicit touches. A polyamorous, kinky AU.

    The title for this fic comes from the lyrics to
    This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory, with a slight change.
    https://open.spotify.com/track/79EkGysjP2dL5GdpeQjRxT?si=KgHwHheMRsuf8PfULt_cIA

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