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    Draco had to go for his monthly visit home and as usual his father is ready with a line of insults and a sour expression. Lucky then for Draco that he's always had a sharper tongue.

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    Molly Prewett has lost her luck.

    But things that are lost can be found.

    If you're willing to look for them.

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    When Hermione is rudely interrupted at a ministry function by an old enemy, she expects sparks to fly -- but not THIS kind of sparks. How dare he tease her? How dare he weasel his way in to her ministry life? How dare he show up in her dreams? And certainly, certainly, how dare he try to guess what she wants to read?

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    Draco hates his job at the Prophet. He hates it even more when he’s assigned to write an article on Harry Potter, who left the country three years ago after their falling out. Draco doesn’t want to face the truth about himself, but he’s stuck between Harry and his duty, and he’s out of options.

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    Written for the Mourning Madam's Once Upon A Time Fairytale Fest.

    (Title quote by- James Thurber)

    Prompt: Princess Hase (Japan)

    oOo

    Sitting in a bleak hospital waiting room, pretending no news was the same as good news, while her heart continued to tear itself into tiny pieces with each minute that passed; Hermione Granger-Malfoy let herself wonder how her life had descended into such madness.

    Everything had seemed fine on the surface, not a hint of peril on the horizon; her life was everything she could have dreamed and more, a perfect fairy tale. But, apparently, life saw fit to cast a sinister shadow over the happiness she had fought tooth and nail to earn, and it was looking more and more like she’d be robbed of a happy ending.

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    Draco and Harry haven't always had the best relationship. However, when Harry finds Draco in tears, their relationship begins to change. Starts as a rewrite of the septumsempra scene from the Half-Blood Prince, and then continued upon request. Enjoy :)

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    13/?
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    Draco and Harry live a quiet, domestic life together, filled with kisses, love and cuddles.

    Draco, however isn't quite as skinny as he once was. He isn't overweight, but he does struggle with poor body image and has a difficult relationship with food. Harry, however, adores Draco unconditionally. He has given his boyfriend consistent, and loving support in their three years together.

    And, over time, Draco's self image has started to improve.

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    When Vernon Dursley takes the last beating a little too far, the life of Harry The-Boy-Who-Lived Potter takes a whole new turn. Deeply buried secrets are discovered and new relationships are established. friends become enemies and enemies become friends. And how do the Goblins factor in? It is time for Harry to take control of his life, and with a little help from some trusted mentors, the wizarding world is in for a big surprise.

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    6/?
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    Draco must survive her years at Hogwarts while also getting the highest grades, father would not be pleased if she did not deliver. All the while pretending to be a boy. Everyone assumes Harry Potter is always the one to have a bad year evey year at hogwarts, it seems they haven't met Draco Malfoy.

    follow her story (eventual Drarry)

    (Warning there will be mentions of abuse, rape etc. If this may trigger you or cause you distress I suggest you do not read this story.)

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    Draco takes Astoria to meet the parents; Lucius is less than impressed with his sons choice!

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    Harry found a broken Draco Malfoy sobbing in the bathroom. Draco is only this broken because he realized he has feelings for the Golden Boy and he always has, but his father would never accept him he was bound to be disowned. he would never see his mother again. Should he be unhappy just to please his father or will he choose his own path?

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    Draco texts the wrong number. Harry won't stop texting him back. Before he knows it, they're friends. A love story told in texts and calls.

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    What if someone had seen what had happened that fateful night at Number Four Privet Drive on November 1st, 1981? What if Harry had been raised by different Muggles?

    Vittoria Moretti, a Muggle, was in England as an exchange student from Italy. As a light sleeper, she witnesses Harry's arrival at Number Four. She rescues him from the cold and takes him home to Italy after the Dursley's refuse to take him in. Harry is raised in a loving home, with no idea about his Wizarding heritage. On his 11th birthday, the truth is revealed and his family is more than supportive of his choice to go to Hogwarts and learn about his past. But as the danger grows every year, Vittoria wonders if she made the right choice as she and Harry are embroiled in the battle against Voldemort. Will she get out of this alive? One thing for sure, she would never regret bringing Harry home with her.

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    During the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, Draco Malfoy has a stroke of complete, bordering-on-suicidal idiocy.

    At least, that’s what must have happened. It’s the only explanation Draco can come up with.

    Why else would he launch himself directly into the path of intense, deadly spellfire to save Potter’s scrawny arse?

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    In a world of infertility, just having fertile women wasn't enough, so experiments were done. There weren't many but those who had the gene were taken and Sirius honestly wasn't sure what they had done to them. He only knew that he could now bear children.

    Sirius Black was terrified of moving to his second household, having failed to provide a child for the first. But something is different here: the Commander and his wife are kind and good people. It's like the family he never had.

    And Sirius never expected to fall in love with this rare Commander.

    (Set in the world of The Handmaid's Tale but all the characters of the Lupin household are opposed to the regime. Remus and Tonks are married but only because of laws against homosexuality, hence they fall for Sirius and Fleur)

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    6/?
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    Imagine a world with no Voldemort, with no wizarding war, and everyone is alive.

    Harry Potter and the rest of the characters must face a different sort of evil, a completely mundane life. (Well, about as mundane as things can get while being a wizard in a magic school)

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    7/?
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    Harry doesn't intend to fight when he gets to the Forbidden Forest. He intends to talk to Draco, convince him that they don't have to fight anymore. Harry hopes that they can become friends and stop all these unnecessary duels at ridiculous hours.
    "Draco," Harry says, politely.
    "Potter," Draco spits with venom coating every syllable. "I hope you're prepared to lose."
    "I don't want to fight you, Draco," Harry says, ignoring Draco's previous words. "And I know you don't want to fight me either."
    "You know nothing about me," Draco replies. "You don't know who I am, you don't know how I feel, and you don't know what I want!"

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    Having barely begun to heal after the war, Draco Malfoy is betrayed in more than one way by a person he trusted. He ends up in a Muggle gay conversion facility, being put there by his own father, with no means of escape. No one seems to care for Draco’s sudden disappearance from the Wizarding world. No one but his good friend and Auror Potter.

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    "I know I'm lost forever. From now on, I am not able to un-trust him.
    It's like falling in love, but deeper - more secure and safe. Something that's not easily undone, not with him.
    It’s a revelation.
    Have you ever fallen in trust?"

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    26,096
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    3/3
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    Draco's been sorted into Gryffindor. The golden trio has turned into the golden quartet. A retelling of Harry Potter with one major detail changed.

    Year Two opens new doors for the four, and they either have to accept the changes that occur, and remain stuck.

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    10/10
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    One-shots featuring the Weasley kids ❤️

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    7/?
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    22
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    106
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    9
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    3915

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