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    Being the boy-who-lived is no easy task but Draco Regulus Black-Tonks is dealing with it splendidly.
    He has successfully survived his first two years at Hogwarts. Third year is almost upon him but is he ready to deal with more drama and secrets?
    Thankfully, his friends are around to help! But some might have secrets on their own...
    Will he be expelled this year or not?
    Read to find out!

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    “So let me get this straight. I’m currently sitting in your mother’s waiting room because you’ve informed her that we are dating —” Hermione shuddered “— because you are tired of her trying to peacock you around —”

    “Peacock me?”

    “ — to her friends’ pureblood debutante daughters, and the only way you convinced her you were really dating someone is to say that you are having relationship problems with said person and needed to see your own mother for couples mind healing.”

    Malfoy shrugged one shoulder, his arms still crossed over his chest. “Yes.”

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    "𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆, 𝑨𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒂, 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆."

    The decade long journey of Aurelia Chapman and Sirius Black.

    All she wanted was to be happy and all he wanted was her.

    But life hardly ever works in our favor.

    Even the most tragic stories can be infinitely beautiful.

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    Život po Azkabanu není žádný med. O tom ví svoje i Lucius Malfoy, vyvrhel společnosti a stigmatizovaný smrtijed. Je třeba každý den přinášet oběti, aby si usnadnil vlastní existenci. A i kdyby jeho život visel na vlásku, nikdo by mu nepomohl. Proto mu nezbývá nic jiného, než spolknout hrdost a oslovit Harryho Pottera, když taková situace nastane. Potter je totiž nejspíš jediný, kdo se k němu neotočí zády.

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    Voldemort has won and is trying a new angle to gain power. In a strategic marriage, he uses Hermione and Draco as pawns to win over the worldwide wizarding community. Being the new “it couple” in the press, Hermione and Draco struggle to navigate a world in which they must present themselves as a happy couple in order to protect those they love. Can they overcome their differences to save not only themselves, but the entire wizarding world?

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    Reader is in Ravenclaw and a pureblood. Meaning: She doesn’t get to decide who she’ll marry.

    Enter Draco Malfoy who has enough problems of his own.

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    When Narcissa Malfoy goes missing, leaving behind her wand, a suicide note, and an empty bottle of belladonna, the aurors are content to call it an open and shut case of suicide. Draco Malfoy strongly disagrees, and will do whatever it takes-- and accept help from whoever it takes-- to find out what happened to his mother. Even if that means asking Hermione Granger, who's been using her passion for research and problem solving to work as a private investigator, to help him look.

    PARTIALLY PRE-WRITTEN, EXPECT UPDATES ON MONDAYS

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    Kidnapped in England, Victoria finds herself in an impossible world of witches, wizards, and magic. Despite all the wonder, it doesn’t look like she’ll have a happy ending. She’s chosen to be sold in a black market auction to the highest bidder where she’ll be forced to do who knows what for some slimey, rich, magic bastard. But just as it looks like her fate is sealed, she’s bought by a beautiful blonde couple for an insane amount of money. Now, wrapped in a different set of chains Victoria must endure months of mind numbing pleasure and debauchery all while trying to stay sane enough to find a way out. But the Malfoy’s aren’t what she expected. Her servitude isn’t what she expected. Can she beat them at their own game, or will she drown in pleasure? And if she were to win, would she have the strength to leave?

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    Still reeling after the death of Sirius Black and frightened of his feelings for Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin proposes a reckless scheme to gather intelligence by allowing himself to be captured by the Dark Forces. After the Order reluctantly agrees, Lupin quickly finds himself in the charge of Lucius Malfoy. Having narrowly escaped capture and consequent imprisonment in Azkaban following the battle at the Department of Mysteries, Malfoy is desperate to regain control over something... or someone. The Death Eater does his best to make the werewolf's life hellish, but when Lupin doesn't break, the two men are forced to face a stark reality: that learning to trust one another may be the key to their mutual salvation.

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    Draco Malfoy lives a quiet life, still atoning for the sins of the past and hoping for a brighter future for his son when a fateful summer visit from Rose Granger-Weasley changes everything.

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    inspired by the prompt tweeted on @/duelingsabers
    originally written on twitter

    {link to original prompt tweet - https://twitter.com/duelingsabers/status/1448713805735743489}

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    One minute she was there, the next she was gone. As if she had disappeared into the air, taking his soul with her.

    Fifth Year at Hogwarts was no longer fun and games for the Slytherin Seven and for Draco Malfoy and Evangeline Lily things were only about to get worse.

    Draco x OC

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    "𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝐼 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢,
    𝒉𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑒, 𝑡𝒉𝑒𝑛!"
    - 𝐸𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒, 𝑊𝑢𝑡𝒉𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐻𝑒𝑖𝑔𝒉𝑡𝑠
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    Grace Martin would say that she has survived her years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry fairly well so far. Being in her last year, she spends a lot of time in the library to focus on her upcoming exams.
    However, tensions are emerging within the walls of Hogwarts as students seem to vanish mysteriously - specifically, pure-blood students. As a half-blood, this doesn't necessarily trouble her personally until the day that she witnesses the abduction of none other than Draco Malfoy, 4th year Slytherin and sole heir to his name. On top of that, the Triwizard Tournament is set to take place, so the suspect list is long. Grace reluctantly starts working together with Draco's father and Hogwarts governor Lucius Malfoy, who is keen on finding his lost son. The tension between them is strong at first, but soon they discover that they are not so different after all. What follows is a time filled with temptation, forbidden affairs and dangerous criminals...
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    - Lucius is still a Hogwarts gov
    - Updates every Wednesday

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    The Potters knew different, they have always stood out from everyone else. Maybe it was how they raised their kids (loud and happily) or maybe that mop of hair on their head that they called hair. But one Potter that stood out the most was the one who hated attention the most. Her ocean-blue hair and hazel eyes didn't help her either. Or maybe it was her ability to change her hair at will. Delila Shaye Potter only daughter of Dorea and Charlus Potter, twin sister to James Potter. Was not normal, and that is okay cause she found friends who don't need her to be normal.

    Follow Delila (Jay) Potter in life at Hogwarts escaping her brother and friends and just trying to survive till 7th year. But with a secret lurking in the woods or that obnoxious Sirius Black can she survive?

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    After a toxic relationship with Draco ends, Guinevere finds herself questioning everything. His father, Lucius, is on hand as she finds her place in the world once again, ensuring she is taken care of and continues her rise to success. But what happens when she questions whether she’d chosen the wrong Malfoy?

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    Associating with Lupin was dangerous. Draco wasn't stupid. He knew what could happen if his Father found out about this. But, since they had started talking, Draco felt so much lighter. He could forget about what awaited him at home and what could happen if anyone discovered his secret. He was smiling more now than he had in the last five years. He didn't want to lose this. If taking a few risks meant he could continue asking questions, meeting the older wizard for tea, and having company during his transformations, then so be it.

    *Prequel to Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Lupus*

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    Draco Malfoy is cursed.

    Ever since Fenrir Greyback ripped him to shreds, Draco has transformed into a monster every month on the full moon. The change is painful, and living with Lucius Malfoy might be worse. But Draco is strong. He doesn’t need anyone, especially not Remus Lupin.

    Remus Lupin might be the only person in the world who understands what Draco is going through—but he has enough on his plate, between the still-raging wizarding war, the publicized nature of his status as a werewolf, and his best friend, Sirius Black, who Remus might think of in a more-than-friendly way. He certainly can’t take in a seventeen-year-old Death Eater—can he?

    (Portuguese translation available)

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    Entonces, el día en que James vuelve a Hogwarts para cursar un año más nota el aspecto de su nemesis, su cabello a crecido notablemente... Y sus dientes son mucho más afilados.

    Una habilidad temprana de legremancia logra que Severus sepa el secreto de James Potter, un secreto que en bases esenciales, quizá compartan.

     

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    Draco goes back to Hogwarts as per his probation requires and comes to face the rage of his fellow students. He figures he deserves it, the taunts and the hexes, the filthy slurs and the blows behind bathroom walls. Merlin knows he's done worse himself, so he heals the bruises and the cuts quickly and quietly, not even bothering to see Madam Pomfrey.

    Draco expects to be left alone by those who aren't angry at the war, and to scrape by with the best grades he can. But when the savior himself stumbles upon Draco shirtless and mid-healing in one of the less trafficked bathrooms, everything takes an unexpected turn.

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    Steve Adams is a former gym teacher and principal from the American Midwest. He might only be a Muggle, but a hostile school environment is something that is not acceptable. When his daughter informs him of a certain cruel professor during her first year at Hogwarts, Steve decides to act. As he learns more about the wizarding world, the story of one boy stands out: Harry James Potter. A responsible adult at Hogwarts. Crack fic taken seriously.

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