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    After an unsuccessful attempt at getting back at Gob who had stolen Michael's first girlfriend, Michael asks his father for advice.

    “I’m not kidding around here! This isn’t a game!" George yells. "You get fucked over and you play back dirty! Nail that motherfucker. Fuck him into the ground!!”

    “So… I should give him a taste of his own medicine?”

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    As international superstar model Gob Bluth’s career comes towards an end, he finds himself in the center of a mass conspiracy involving the border wall, brain washing, and murder.

    The Zoolander AU no one—yet everyone—asked for.

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    Buster has a lady friend over who has an agenda of her own.

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    Gob would always look forward to the day after Thanksgiving, because that was when Christmas really started. That Friday, his mom would have people come over to put up a big, fake tree in their living room. Suddenly, the neat, crisp, and perfect designs in the house disappeared and the place would be covered with twinkling lights, holly, and even mistletoe. Stockings were hung by the fireplace with care, like out of that weird poem everyone liked to read during the year.

    But what Gob loved the most was the music.

    Snapshots of the most important Christmases in the life of pianist George "Gob" Bluth II, from the good to the bad and everything in between.
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    Arrested Development Oneshots because there's not enough of these in the world.
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    Will probably be mainly Michael centric but let me know if you have any requests!

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    Maria DiCardio Bluth is one of the daughters of Nichael Bluth, Michael Bluth's half- brother. Turns out it was another of the Bluth family lies that Michael didn't have another sibling. Maria and her twin sister Rosa, are inseparable and act as each other's yin and yang, but when more Bluth family secrets turn up and George Senior escapes to Mexico to escape even more and possibly worse charges will the family be able to stick together.

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    "Now, George Michael," Michael says as he stares out at the horizon, "I want to make sure we're on the same page here. Going home is going to be tough on all of us. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot to worry about from the moment we hit the docks, so before we get there: do you remember what I told you is the most important thing from now on?"

    "Breakfast! No, family! It's either breakfast or family. I can never remember which."

    Michael decides to brush past this; he understands where the confusion comes from. "Healthy relationships. Forget about Maeby, forget about Ann, forget about any secret sisters I may or may not have."

    "...what?"

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    “Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”

    “Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”

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    A sequel to my first fic.

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    an arrested development texting family group chat au :)) tony gob and steve are a FAMILY i dont accept criticism. george michael and maeby are NOT dating they see eachother as siblings !! most of the show's canon didnt happen but i see this being between season 2 and 3 :)))

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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    The Bluths buy greendale, but the students won't let greendale die without a fight.

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    У Джоба выпускной, но он совсем не умеет танцевать. Майкл хочет научить брата азам танца.

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    Michael couldn't help but hold out hope for something good, deliberately ignoring the side of his brain that relied on logic alone.

    Because that side of his brain was warning him that this was probably just another one of GOB’s magician meetings, in which GOB would plead that Michael be his stand-in assistant. Or the Hot Cops needed a place to crash for the weekend, and GOB wanted Michael to convince their parents to let a group of male strippers move in “temporarily”.

    But Michael was ignoring that part of his brain, so.

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    Various scenes I didn't include in the first fic I wrote.

    In order: Lindsay finds a job, Tony attempts to 'make it official with Sally Sitwell', Lucille adjusts to being alone, Buster receives visitors in prison, Gob & Tony take on the gay mafia, Maeby experiences an identity crisis, Lindsay & Sally get fake-drunk together, George Michael goes to Phoenix with his father.

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    While it had gotten a few holes over the years that Gob had to sew up himself, he still took Lindsay’s old stuffed dove with him on every trip. It was stupid, and he knew that, but it was his symbol of flight, of happiness, of freedom. Just having a moment with it made him calm down. He wasn’t stuck in Newport. He was just there for a little bit, just for this dumb party and then his recital, and then he could leave again. It was fine.

    He was fine.

    A continuation of Étude Op. 25, no. 2 in F minor, a world where Gob became a pianist, with a Blunder endgame.
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    Michael has left the family. Forever. But, well, he can't resist a Christmas ceasefire. (Takes place after the Season 3 finale.)

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    Gob and Tony go to the funeral of the (allegedly) late George Bluth Sr.
    Everything goes wrong and Tony gets increasingly upset about Gob's insensitive and downright rude family.

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    In London, England, in 1895, Lindsay Bluth is being courted by all the high-society men and is expected to be married soon. One man in particular, Tony, catches the attention of her brother Gob. A Blunder Victorian AU, because I had to write it at some point.

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    It appears as though Lucille has been hiding a lot of her past from her family

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