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    It's all true. Everything Lucifer had ever told her about himself was 100 percent accurate.

    Which is...very inconvenient.

    Now Detective Chloe Decker has to deal with the knowledge that the man she definitely does not have feelings for is literally the King of Hell, figure out how to stymy an FBI investigation into the Sinnerman's death, and maintain some semblance of sanity.

    Turns out, Hell has other plans. The Apocalypse is coming to the City of Angels- and Chloe may be the only one able to stop it.

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    Guilt is a funny, cruel thing. It often affects those undeserving of it, and Chloe Decker ended up on the receiving side of that far too soon in her life. Death and hell were just the cherry on top of her shit-sundae that day. The guy running hell? Absolute pain in the ass.

    Or; how Lucifer and Chloe meet, in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Sometimes guilt settles so deep in your bones, you're not sure who you are without it anymore. Thankfully, there's people that see right through you.

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    Chloe Decker is years removed from the industry, having closed the door on her past with lock and key. These days, she's just a boring set technician and overworked mother trying to navigate the labyrinth of modern coparenting, the gig economy, and a recovering mother in remission. Having long reconciled herself to the fact that life didn't quite shake out the way she planned, she keeps her eyes forward to the future, refusing to get caught up in the stumbles of the past.

    But when one Lucifer Morningstar, an up and coming player in the porn industry, starts to pursue her, trying to get her back in front of the camera, Chloe finds herself at the centerpiece of an unlikely story featuring a wild cast of characters, the strangest of all being a man who insists he's the devil and charms like a snake. Looks like life isn't done throwing curve balls her way.

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    Prompt from NotOneLine:
    Set just before Trip to Stabby Town. It's Christmas, and Ella's family is visiting for the holidays, which means at least a solid two weeks of being pestered about her love life. Her non-existent love life. In steps Lucifer Morningstar, who is more than happy to make a deal and be her pretend boyfriend for the season.
    It only takes one fake-date practice run, however, for Ella to realize the method actor doesn't have a clue about how to be the kind of boyfriend her family will be happy about. Already overwhelmed with having to do the forensic work of ten people, she begs for the only person who spends enough time with Lucifer to give him advice and train him up. Chloe.

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    Ever since he can remember, he has always been the scum of the pile.

    After the Fall, the brothers had started being mean to him. Sending him glares and pushing him away. That's why today he isn't surprised when the brothers gang up on him again at breakfast, teasing him about yesterdays fuck-up.

    It was fine. It happened almost everyday. He learned to endure it and move on.

     

    TW: Mentions/Actions of Depression, Suicide, and light Gore.

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    All good legends have their origins. The tale of Blackbeard was based on the life of Edward Teach, who turned to piracy in the early 1700s after serving in the British navy. Rasputin was a real Russian monk who escaped death many times and had connections to the Empress of Russia. Even good old Count Dracula began life as a little boy who grew up to become Vlad the impaler.

    But celestials are not like humans. In fact, they are quite the opposite.

    For example, in the case of the Angel of Virtue, the legend inspired the real-life story.

    A story that starts with the devil and his detective babysitting a Nephilim.

    The Angel of Virtue will rise, but for once God's plan may not go as he expected.

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    As it turns out, Lucifer isn't the only twin with a little self-hatred. And when you're a self-actualizing celestial being, self hatred can be a little bit more than inconvenient emotions.

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    What if Malcolm needed an extra incentive not to shoot Lucifer?

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    “I see," Linda said. "Yes, well, I believe I understand now. You’re correct, I don’t think that’s how you feel about Chloe.”

    “Oh, good.”

    “Because what you just described isn’t love.”

    “What? Of course, it is," he bristled, as if she'd accused him of lying. "I should think I’d bloody well know. I’ve been around since the beginning. I was one of the first beings to experience love.”

    “Could you concede that perhaps humans have a different definition of love than you do?”

    “I suppose," he allowed. His face lightened with curiosity, "What do you mean when you speak of love?”

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    What if when Chloe shot Lucifer in episode four he'd still been invulnerable? What if she'd known the truth from the very beginning? Deviates from canon after the shooting scene in episode four. The premise of this story is nothing changes except Chloe knows the truth which changes everything.

    I do my best to keep everyone in characters as much as possible to show how it really might have gone down if Lucifer's subconscious mind had been a bit slower on the uptake. ;) A butterfly effect fanfic!

    Season 1 re-write complete. Season 2 up next!
    Edited by Connie Brown.

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    Lucifer has been gone for a while; Chloe and Marcus check up on him.

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    Post-Crisis Lucifer and John Constantine now inhabit the same Earth. John uses this fact to justify an ill conceived attempt to recruit Lucifer’s help against Astra’s Encores. This sets off a series of events neither expected.

    Tags will be updated as new chapters are posted.

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    Chloe Decker is trapped in Lucifer's body. Lucifer is trapped in the body of a pretty blond man.

    This is all Raziel's fault. But actually, it's probably Lucifer's. Now, Chloe has to play the role of the Devil without the help of a chunk of his celestial essence, while Lucifer has to watch her live his life and try to pretend to be someone else without outright lying.

    This is a sequel to my fic, "Under His Skin" where Chloe lived for several weeks as Lucifer while he was off attending to family drama. This takes place immediately after that, as the angel they need to get them back to themselves has disappeared.

    This piece won't be as long as the previous one, and the POV is not limited to Chloe.

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    Sequel to “ The Only Heaven I’ll Be Sent to Is When I’m Alone With You”

    Lucifer and John attempt to navigate the changes in their relationship since they reconnected Post-Crisis while also dealing with Lucifer’s return to Hell, Angels from the Silver City on Earth, and Aliens loose in the time stream.

    Fic will cover the first halves of Lucifer season 5 and LOT season 6.

    Tags will be updated as new chapters are posted.

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    A case ends in injury for Lucifer, a big ka-boom that brings up memories he'd rather forget, of a brother he used to trust and a fall all of humanity knows.

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    Chloe ends up in a coma and Lucifer basically becomes Trixie's step-devil. A lot happens.
    Set around season 4.

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    “Lucifer!”

    He barely had a moment to react as the child barrels into him, arms encircling his waist as she pushes her face into his stomach. She squeezes around him as his hands hover over her, a grimace wrinkling his features before he finally settles a light hand on the top of her head.

    "Spawn,” the devil replies tightly, “what on earth are you doing here?”

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    For a blade designed to obliterate celestial beings, to simply erase them, there's a far-flung irony, a twisted sense in the fact that Lucifer barely feels it as it slices into him.

    He doesn't feel anything for a long time after, either. Because when Lucifer gets stabbed by Dan, he finds out - the hard way - that the wounds left by Azrael's blade aren't just physical.

    Canon Divergence from 2.08

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    The brunet's eyes open with enthusiasm as she frantically moves in the street, disturbing her best friend in the process. The sign glows in white letters with a single written word. LUX. Trixie likes it. "I heard the people talking outside. They say he gets anything that a person wants."
    Trixie sucks in a breath."Like a magician?"
    Megan laughs, shrugging her shoulders. "Candy says he makes deals with people."
    If candy knows the magician, maybe he can help Trixie. He can find a new father for her. A really good one. Trixie thinks that but then… She sighs, without taking her eyes off the ninja doll on her hands. "What if he says no?" Her voice is just a low whisper.
    Megan's eyes widen like she's never thought about it. She breathes deeply and speaks with all the wisdom a six-year-old girl can have. "He will help. Come on, Trix. Time to make a deal."

    Or The story of Lucifer Morningstar being the father that nobody asked for.

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    Trixie has her first date

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