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Louis takes a swig of his beer, “You wanna know why we aren’t okay?”
“Please do tell me Louis,” Harry insists.
“You,” Louis sticks his finger against Harry’s chest. “Are making a big deal about nothing! We both miss shit, not just me okay? So don’t go blaming all our problems on me!”
“The problem is you Louis!”
“Oh really? Well then why don’t you just rid of the problem then?”
Harry frowns, “What the hell do you mean?”
And without even thinking Louis shouts, “Divorce me! Hell divorce me and maybe we’ll both be happier!” As soon as the words leave his mouth, he regrets them.
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Louis and Harry never would have thought that one day they would be getting a divorce. The only thing that connects them now is a long history and more importantly their three children. Both parents never wanted this, but maybe a divorce was just what they needed.
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Louis Tomlinson takes Halloween seriously... very seriously. He goes all out in decorating his shared apartment and always wears the best costume he can think of. The cherry on top? Winning the costume contest at Niall’s annual Halloween party for the third time in a row. Well… it will be.
Until he sees a college freshman wearing the same costume as him.
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Satyriasis (/,satɪˈrʌɪəsɪs/): Excessive, often uncontrollable sexual desire and behavior by a man.
Harry Styles, a seventeen year-old boy, is used to be humiliated by his boyfriend for having peculiar tastes. These include being highly feminine and loving wearing panties.
Louis Tomlinson, an experienced sexologist, is determined to treat what Harry was taught to consider a problem, which soon becomes a virtue for both of them.
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The story where Harry is a hypersexual teenager who has an appointment with one of the most prestigious sexologists to help him with his problem.
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- Part 1 of Satyriasis
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Harry toma una decisión en la que no incluye a su mejor amigo. Él quiere continuar viviendo sin todas las consecuencias de ser rechazado por la persona que más amó, ama y amará por los siguientes años.
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- Español
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Harry is done with Louis being a lazy, little shit.
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Their eyes connected. Louis couldn’t look away now. The two stared at each other until the prisoner finally hung his head and forcing himself to close his eyes. Louis didn’t want to look away, but he knew he had to.
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Harry is captured by the enemy but it seems a certian blue eyed soldier may have a soft spot for him.
*Title changed from 'Bloody Hell'
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“What are you on?” Harry asks starting to chuckle.
“What?”
“You must be on crack to think that I would do this!” Harry says almost laughing now.
“Harry, I’m serious,” Louis pleads.
“What in the world makes you think I would do this?!” Harry exclaims.
“200 pounds.”
“200 pounds isn’t gonna make m-,”
“And I’ll tutor you in Calculus!” Louis blurts out.
“What?” Harry is very confused.
“I said,” he pauses. “I’ll tutor you. I know you’re almost failing. I’ll help you, if you help me,” Louis says seriously. Harry stops laughing.
“What would being your fake boyfriend require?” Harry asks suddenly interested.
or the one where Louis needs to prove to the Gay-Straight Alliance Club that he isn’t the homophobic guy they think he is and the only way to do that is to get his ex-best mate, Harry Styles, to be his fake boyfriend.
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Louis Tomlinson is the father to a two year old he doesn't want. Mason's mother has disappeared into thin air and a witty comment from Louis' best friend Niall has left Mason calling Louis, "mama," only to call Harry, "daddy," instead.
Harry Styles is the heavily tattooed student with piercings at Trinity College in Boston. Bullied for his looks, he is offered a change in dorm room. He meets Louis, who isn't psyched about sharing his and his son's dorm room with him.
Since Mason, Louis hasn't been with anyone nor has he been attached to anyone and definitely not a man. He isn't gay. However, a high end boat party in the Netherlands reveals that Louis isn't just attached to his secretive roommate.
He is attached to a criminal, and so is his son.
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Louis is a straight high school teacher
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Harry is a barista at Starbucks in the business district, and one day a pompous asshole named Louis walks in on his phone and just continuously pisses Harry off.
Louis calls Harry "Curly" and thinks he's a very important businessman, but Harry thinks he's just a dick who doesn't know how to hang up his phone.
Thinking he's clever, Harry purposefully misspells Louis' name every time he comes in. Louis is not okay with that.
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Harry Styles is your typical 17yr old high school student.
Louis "Tommo" Tomlinson is the Boss of the most notorious Mafia in Chicago.
Louis wants Harry. And Louis always gets what he wants.
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the man for harry just makes him hurt.
where is the man of his dreams at?
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- Part 1 of Sweet, Sexy, & Savage
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Donde Louis es un músico famoso propenso al sexo sin compromiso y a festejar casi todas las noches. Harry obtiene una identificación falsa y va a Londres. Louis lleva a su casa a Harry esa noche y tienen delicioso sexo. La mañana siguiente, Louis se da cuenta que Harry está muy lejos de tener la edad que aparentaba cuando estaba ebrio. Resulta, que tomó la virginidad de Harry y éste no entiende de las reglas del sexo casual. Eso da pie a que un Louis culpable trate de hacer las cosas bien porque hay prensa y fans y un montón de cosas que Harry podría arruinar pero el joven Harry solo quiere ser un adulto y ser follado de nuevo.
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Harry Styles, the towns badass, runs away from all his past problems. Rather they be from drugs, fighting, or even something as simple as falling in love with the wrong person. He leaves it all behind him. But what happens when he returns months later and finds out the person he loved, isn't the same person anymore? His little Louis is now a grade a asshole who is spiraling down the same path Harry had went down. Will the curly haired lad let the person who still holds his heart, ruin his life, or will he help Louis overcome the addiction he has grown dependant on, even if it is just an addiction to feeling pain and inflicting pain unto others?
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Harry continues to love Louis in the dark until he can't anymore.
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How the Cards Fall by mmaree for KillerMermaid
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Zayn Malik (Musician)
23 Nov 2016
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Zayn tries to tell himself it doesn’t matter if they party, if they have fun--as long as he remembers to wait until he comes down before he gambles.
Soon though, Zayn can’t tell if he’s up or down, can’t tell if he’s high or low. He feels a constant aching, a craving for something that goes beyond basic needs. It goes beyond the pull of gambling, and the strip, and the sex, and the drugs. He craves something which he knows he can never fully have.
But maybe that’s what makes him want it more.
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Or a Las Vegas AU where Zayn gambles, Harry sings in a casino, and all that glitters isn't gold.
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除了你，再也没有一个我可以爱的人了。但是你是我的什么人呢。你从来也没有认出过我，你从我身边走过，就像从一条河边走过。你踩在我身上，就像踩在了一块石头上面，你总是走啊，走啊，不停地向前走着。却叫我在等待中逝去了一生。
伪现实设定。
Harry深爱着Lousi，但Louis不那样认为。他们之间有的只是纯粹的性爱。无关爱情，没有关心 ，没有怜悯，更无法触及彼此的灵魂。
但当一切都变得和Louis所认为的不同时。灵感来自于我哥在IG上屏蔽Larry加上bullshit周年
感谢阿怪的idea，没有你对我哥的怨气（哈哈哈哈...）就不会有这篇文
感谢Vian的辛苦飙车
感谢Yuki的一起努力
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Looking Behind The Mask by versighing for TheMalhamBird, GlitterGirl
Fandoms: Versailles (TV 2015)
27 Sep 2016
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A masked ball. Two princes of different houses, different ranks, different lives meet by chance. The rest is history.
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"...I'm trying to make it better piece by piece..."
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"You're too much of a pussy to jump anyways, I would be ssurprised if you actually had the balls to end it. Now. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of our room!"
***************************************************Harry and Louis are shitty parents, their daughter finds herself at the edge of a bridge at 3 am.
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Of a Foreigner's God by OfLoveandLilacs
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Bane Chronicles - Sarah Rees Brennan & Cassandra Clare & Maureen Johnson, Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
03 Sep 2016
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Raphael has always believed in miracles, even when he thought the Lord had given up on him. He has seen and heard about miracles his whole life, though he never imagined that he would live to experience one of his own. And he certainly never expected his miracle to come in the form of a guitarist with a hard-on for Star Wars. Raphael thus begins his journey of recovery, and piecing his life back together, all the while learning that it is okay to have a little wind to help you sail. And maybe, just maybe, he will come to find what love really means.