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Reckless by TsundereForHire
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Mar 2024
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For who is like God? Certainly not Mia, that's for sure. Her life was going really well! One small step away from her degree, living with her best friend, and about to snag one hot piece as a boyfriend. All of that ended when a satyr demon broke into her apartment.
The illusion of a happy life is shattered and Mia is thrown into an eons long conflict. Now she has to live in Hell for protection and cope with everything else to boot! On top of that, the Radio Demon starts screwing with her head, woefully ignorant to the life they built. Alastor enjoys the distraction even as it starts to threaten his demonic sensibilities. And his promotion.
All the while: Ancient demons plot a war. The Radio Demon gets less bored. Charlie becomes acquainted with human musicals. Follow the archangel Michael, clueless about her past, not exactly single, absolutely powerless, painfully mortal, overly reckless, and feeling incompetent.
Welcome to a slow burning fiction where I have crafted an overly complicated origin story for everything, I break typical Christian lore, and attempt to write for more characters than I should. Please enjoy and feel free to rip me a new one. I'm into that.
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I bet you can't outlive me, DUMB-DUMB! by NightOwl1600
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
19 Mar 2024
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Donatello is trapped and alone, with a bomb about to go off behind him. He knows he won't make it out, and says his final goodbyes to his brothers, who are arguably the best parts of his life. That is, until Raphael decides to call him stupid. Now he has to get out, if only to punch Raphael in the face for being such a jerk in his final moments.
OR: Donnie is SPITEFUL and Raph fully knows how to manipulate his brother into saving his own life.
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Snape's smooth, deep voice pulled her from her thoughts, “Now, Miss Sherwin,” he began, his tone deliberate, “perhaps you may want to tell me about your dreams—what you were hiding earlier.”
Post-first war. Slow burn. Story of them saving themselves and each other.
Title inspired by Stray Birds by Tagore. “Her wistful face haunts my dreams like the rain at night.”
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Asano Gakuhou refuses the government's deal, but it's not like they don't have other ways of getting what they want.
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Asano Gakuhou is assainated for the mission's sake, and Gakushuu ends up in the care of Karasuma Tadaomi
"..." Silence echoes as the men await the principal's answer. A tense and unwanted silence, "... I think not," Asano finally responds. The men are taken aback, "Excuse me?"
Asano smiles, polite and friendly as though he did not just put the whole Earth in danger, "I will not be allowing this monster to teach at my school. After all, how can I be sure he won't hurt any of my students? E class or not, they're all entitled to safety and a proper education."
No one makes a comment on the degrading system of the End class.
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Chocolate and Ambrosia by peetasrealgf
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2024
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Orphaned Remus Lupin has been bouncing between schools his entire life. No matter what he does, he always has to leave.
This is his routine until one night, when he is attacked by a group of werewolves and brought to Camp Half-Blood, a safe haven for children like him, Demigods.
But being a Demigod isn't simple, and with two children of the big 3 being claimed in the same month, tension between the gods is at an all time high.
With the drama in Olympus, nobody has been paying attention to the problems in the underworld. Mortal streets have been filled with ghosts, and monster attacks have been record breaking.
When Remus is called on by his father, will he respond? Or will years of resentment change his mind?A Marauders AU Percy Jackson crossover.
All rights go to like everyone but me I do not own Percy Jackson or harry potter also I do not support or agree with anything JKR says!
updating once/twice a week!
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A Life You Will Remember by BraviaryScout
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
18 Mar 2024
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Uva Academy is renowned throughout the Paldea region for its rigorous curriculum and unorthodox study assignments. And it was lifelong dream of twins Florian and Juliana to attend and follow in their parents' footsteps. With a grueling circuit of Paldea League gyms, monstrous Titans, a gang of renegade students and meeting a mysterious dragon pokemon from the future; they'll quickly find the life of an Uva student is seldom ever mundane. The classwork is just the easy part. Novelization of Pokemon Violet.
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My mother's timeless wisdom wove through the fabric of my thoughts. Her words echoed in my mind, a gentle reminder that fated souls have a way of finding each other, even if their journey takes unexpected turns and tests the limits of patience. Our tale unfolded amidst the backdrop of a world on the brink of collapse, where our paths collided like two pieces of a broken puzzle. It was then that I understood – you were destined to be my weakness.
In a world unraveling into chaos, Katrina Brooks finds herself ill-prepared for the end of the world. Never in her wildest dreams did she envision a reality where the dead would rise to eat the living. But fear and despair become her constant companions in a world where she wore the stench of death like a noxious perfume. In the crumbling remnants of the world, the shadows cast by humanity's darkest depths come to light—an unsettling reality Kat grapples with directly. Alone, starved, and on the run, she desperately clings to the tattered remnants of her father's plan. Navigating the perilous landscape she finds herself thrust into an unforeseen alliance with a rugged redneck.
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Into the Deep Roads by Missjlh
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
18 Mar 2024
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A year after stopping Solas and opting to give their romantic relationship another try, Solas approaches Iris with a potential mission: travel into the Deep Roads to deactivate a series of active eluvians to ensure their enemies do not get their hands on them. Iris, overwhelmed by the weight on her shoulders and her bitterness, needs a bit of time to process her feelings.
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- Part 10 of Iris Lavellan
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To Slay A Dragon by firefly1212
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
18 Mar 2024
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Sif is many things. Dragonborn. Thief. Assassin. What she is not, is equipped to deal with a clueless Hobbit, a meddling Wizard and a grumpy exiled Dwarf King and his company of misfits. Or, what happens when a disillusioned Dovahkiin joins Thorin's company as the resident dragon-slayer.
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Pokemon Nuzlocke Novels: Ancient Scarlet by FlygonNick
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
18 Mar 2024
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A fresh start. That was what going to Naranja Academy was supposed to be for Florian “Milo” Caballero. However, a second chance at making friends and a hopeful future has a terrible price. Can our new hero tackle Titans, conquer Pokémon Gyms and confront the mystery of a gang of delinquents…while being forced to win every battle, under penalty of death? Cue the Nuzlocke Challenge.
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Life was not how they imagined it. But when one door closes, another opens and you can find unexpected things... or people behind that door.
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En Garde by Kat_2V
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
18 Mar 2024
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For anyone who thinks that living in Thedas would actually be pleasant, I'm here to tell you that it's anything but. You don't realize how much you take for granted until its all been stripped away, when dodging slavers and Templars becomes part of your daily routine. When every step outside of your door carries the risk that you won't be making it back that night, when each time you sleep voices beg you to let them in. When your suddenly pointed ears mark you for harassment on the good days, and attempted murder on the bad ones.
All I want is to go home, and I've got a plan. If anyone knows how I got here, how to send me home, it's the two gods that are still running around. Even better, I know exactly where one of them will be in the year after the Fifth Blight. All I need to do is find Hawke and follow them around until it's time to get Mythal out of her little gem, and then see what kind of deal I'll need to make to get out of there.
I thought it was a good plan.
Then everything went catastrophically wrong.
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Lighting Her Flame by anonwriter888
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Mar 2024
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What if there was another dragon rider who was not a Targaryen who lived in Flea Bottom? What would happen to her? And, worse yet, she could summon one? And what would happen when she falls under the sharp gaze of a certain One-Eyed Prince?
Born with the ability to wield water and transform into a demon, all that Dhyana wanted to do was to survive the roughest area of Westeros, save the poorest of King's Landing from an impending calamity and to take down the Blacks. But her world would change when she falls under the sharp gaze of a certain One-Eyed Prince. Would he become her biggest curse? Or her biggest blessing?
And what would happen when the hot-tempered and fiery One-Eyed Prince met an extremely icy young woman who can be as stormy as the seas? Will they be able to prevent the Dance of the Dragons? Or ignite one?
And will he be able to melt the iciness surrounding her heart with his flame?
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When Crowley is captured by humans, Aziraphale sets off to save him at once. Will the rescue and tender care afterwards give the two of them a much-needed push to discuss their mutual feelings?
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A slice-of-life fic where Hiro spends his days with his friends and meets a group of teens his age.
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Rock, Paper, Scissors by Cattycat1310
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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It’s only fair that when on a case, Lockwood and Co take turns to be the first to head into danger. They’re a team, of course.
When a game of rock, paper, scissors is at play, and the loser will open the big, bad, scary door at the end of the hallway…Well, it’s not Lockwood’s fault that Lucy always wins.
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Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Mootella
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
18 Mar 2024
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About three things Remus Lupin was absolutely certain as he settled into his new home in Forks, Washington:
First, he was a werewolf.
Second, he was to stay away from the Pale Faces under any circumstances.
And third, Sirius Black was a bloodsucker, a Pale Face, a monster…And Remus was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. -
Working Overtime - A Boss/Office Vox Akuma Continuation by ItalianLoveCake
Fandoms: Vox Akuma - Fandom, Nijisanji EN, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
18 Mar 2024
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This story takes place after the events of the currently archived Boss Akuma ASMR. While he may no longer be public, he will forever remain in my heart. It's more likely than not gonna be self-indulgent. Come along for the ride!
(Thank you very much for 590 kudos and for 25k hits! I genuinely cannot thank all of you enough for your support!)
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There were ten thousand paths that Vitus Demirio could have traveled.
He could’ve followed the long history of his bloodline and settled down as a renown blacksmith. He could’ve taken up his swords and joined the Companions of Jorrvaskr for glory and thrill. He could’ve tested his luck in the shadows and been the best thief since the legendary Gray Fox. He might've been a bard or a soldier. Perhaps a mage or an assassin.
There were ten thousand lives he could’ve lived. But there was only one way he was fated to die.
Now, as brother wages war against brother and vampires threaten to darken the sun, the Daedric Lords all watch with anticipation because black wings have unfurled across Skyrim. Each corner of the province is looking for a leader, and the Wheel has turned upon The Last Born.
**This is a complete retelling of the Dawnguard DLC intertwined with the Main Questline. Following our hero from before he even realizes he's Dragonborn, all the way to his destined battle with Alduin, and all the perils, adventures, romance, and struggles in between.**