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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    English
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    617,744
    Chapters:
    43/44
    Comments:
    2353
    Kudos:
    2648
    Bookmarks:
    370
    Hits:
    46390
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    438
    Kudos:
    710
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    12711
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    Thirty years after the initial Super Boom, and the country is in shambles. The only thing holding the city of Sburb together is Alpha, an organization of powered inhumans that act as the law in a city where the law does not exist otherwise. If you have the influence, the freedom and the skill to be accepted into Alpha, you live life as a celebrity and a hero.

    Dave Strider does not have the influence, the freedom, or the skill, and he lives his life as a mildly recognisable menace. On the streets he is Redshift; a masked street Super running errands for a mobster named English to get by. But there's just one tiny little catch: English knows Dave's real identity, and could have his sister shot in the time it takes to make a phone call. Dave is trapped, and just when he thought hiding the fact from his psychic sister was hard, English calls him in one day with an ultimatum.

    In order to keep his sister safe, Dave would do anything. However, helping a mob boss lure and kidnap a teenage dog girl turned out to be a lot more complicated than it sounded on paper.

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    English
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    34,587
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    321
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    Let's check what we've got.

    Teammates: [Yes]
    Time powers: [Yes]
    Planet: [Yes]
    Several Villains: [Yes]
    Plan: [Work in progress]
    A way to win the game: [Debatable]

    [S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.

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    Language:
    English
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    89,119
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1598
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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Updates every other week (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    English
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    23,411
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    630
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    English
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    54,272
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    308
    Kudos:
    616
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    10932
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    Dirk Strider is in over his head. Maybe he's always been in over his head. Maybe becoming engaged to the nephew of a mob boss was a bad idea. Maybe angering the son of a mob boss was a bad idea. Not that he knew any of that. Maybe joining the family is the next logical step.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,403
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    167
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    Since his mother died, John has been bullied at school, neglected at home, and hates life. However, life start to take a positive turn when he finds his online best friend from Texas in his 7th period class. All Dave wanted was to be normal for a while, and not have to worry about the troubles, and hunters, that his "pureblood" brings him. This is a supernatural-y humanstuck (monsterstuck?) AU, featuring human John and Vampire Dave. The story updates often, and takes place over the course of a year, with some minor timeskips. Thanks to Saltymastermemester on FFN for letting me re-write and finish this awesome story.

    Language:
    English
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    516,375
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    877
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    “It’s not pretty, when you look into it too much. They tackled a darkness, and for that you want only brute force - nothing to boast of, when you have it, since your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others. They grabbed what they could get for the sake of what was to be got, and divided up the earth.”

    The revolutions are chaotic processes, and you would need to attend to them personally.

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    English
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    4,455
    Chapters:
    11/12
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    97
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    [[ON A PAUSE!! RLLY OLD FANFIC AHEAD]]

    [[Here is a Homestuck Fanfiction told in the Collegestuck AU, however, non-fans can read this, too. Since I would be introducing characters from square one.]]
    John Egbert, the brother of Jade Harely, has several questions. Why does his sister and him have different surnames, and yet they are in the same family? Why do 36 people at his school are zodiac crazes, and their birthdate is the start of their favourite zodiac? Why does he see the numbers "413" practically everywhere? Why does he see spirographs of a long forgotten game everywhere he turns? Why does he have an uncontrollable urge to embrace the strong wind on stormy days? Why does he play unknown songs he has never heard before on his piano?

    John may consider himself crazy, but as a new teacher comes to this school and he has started this new experience as a college student along with his close friends, John begins to realise that everything is much more complicated than it seems.

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    English
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    17,901
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    461
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    Eridan Ampora is a character that is shit on a list of reasons, he killed Feferi but she honestly deserved it, he is also "a flirt" but so is Roxy Lalond, so he is essentially just a character that is shit on for no reason what so ever. Not many people know that he was screwed over from beginning to end. He was the key to defeating Lord English and the most powerful troll however like I said before, he was screwed over. No one gave him something to fight for and he had no Hope. This Essay is made to shine a big spotlight on every minute detail that shows that... Not many Homestuck readers pay as much attention as they like to believe. They read the Ulysses of the Internet but they failed to pay attention and thus missed the best character's greatest feats and prevented him from doing the good he was supposed to do i the first place. Be warned, after reading this you might feel dirty and you may find your brain at ground zero of a nuke and yourself in the shower crying.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,077
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    329
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    The final story of the Seven Lights Saga, also known as the New World Arc. The three-year voyage is over, so it's time for the Kids Next Door's final adventure in the First Dimension. They must defeat Lord English and the Thirteen Darknesses to save the multiverse.

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    English
    Words:
    210,428
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164
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    The dreambubbles are an awfully big place, but they've got each other.

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    English
    Words:
    4,875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    59
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    Bonusunday: Epriologue

    Canon Universe, Pale John x Rose, SFW

    Before the beginning and after the end, a young woman stands in front of a door. It just so happens that on this, the 20th birthday of one of her oldest and dearest friends, she will attempt to rekindle their friendship.

    What will she do?

    Well, knocking first would be polite.

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    English
    Words:
    5,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    149
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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    193,357
    Chapters:
    70/70
    Comments:
    614
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1047
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    The last moments of the Lord of Time.
    (Lord English POV)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    43
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    Taking place between Legend of the Seven Lights and Seven Lights: The Last, also called the Voyage Arc. It will take 3 years until the KND reach the First Dimension. They must prepare their selves on the way there.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,270
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Hits:
    73
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    Under the Lord's ire, two near-adults explore a haunted Victorian manor in South Australia to reconnect with their past, while a recently emigrated Victorian family struggles to cope with the death of a daughter under the gaze of the green sun.

    A story of nostalgia, identity, and spooky ghosts.

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    English
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    53,248
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    55
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,302
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    308
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    Your name is John Egbert and you’re a superhero. From a young age you’ve had a strong connection with the wind, in fact you can’t think of a time where you didn’t feel a rush of giddish joy at the swirls of air that seem to surround you in the spring or summer hillsides.

    When you and your friends become a renowned superhero team called the Betas, you get used to fighting bad guys and leading a team of heroes.

    All of this changes, however, during a single fight with none other than the Black Queen herself

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,019
    Chapters:
    3/16
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    318

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