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    Vestial is a rabbit, well human, but he is also a rabbit? Just read to find out about the crazy mad scientific shit that goes on here.

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    Greta Morley, LAPD, professional driver with the most decorated anti-drugs team in the Greater Los Angeles area, is just one bad call away from suspension. Figuring her relationship with her boss will afford her some leeway to do what she thinks is the right thing, she makes that call...and ends up transferred to a small snowy town in Minnesota to wait out her departmental review. Cop shops are the same wherever you go, right? Do your job, lay low, obey orders, get back to LA quick...except this is the Weemeetwa PD, and NOTHING here comes even remotely close to following the rules. The Chief of Police is a stupidly handsome ex hockey player ruling the roost over a department full of misfits, assorted lawbreakers, and a drug sniffing dog that barks at the pot-dealing office assistant all day. Could be worse, right?

    Nope, it couldn't be worse. And Greta is stuck here for a year waiting for the higher-ups in LA to forget what she did so she can go back to her job in the real world. But until then it's a full schedule of donut runs, snowball fights escalating into comicbook violence, llama attacks, and resisting the urge to arrest her own co-workers for criminal misogyny and sexual harassment.

    Just. One. Year.

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    40/?
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    Laguna and his daughter take Squall and Rinoa's third child, Rose, to the zoo. Little do they both know, that the tiny Sorceress has a knack for mischief that her parents didn't warn them about. Silly little oneshot in honor of the birthday Rose shares with her sister, Julia (July 14th).

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    Another Shell Story For Another Simmer That Made Another Shell! This Simmers Twitch Is SarPlaysSims

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    Wherein the mosquitoes and the llamas take over the story.

    Alternately, Mr. Mosquito and the Llama-pocalypse.

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    3/5
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    After Kurt gets bashed, his life begins to go downhill. At least he can always count on his boyfriend, Blaine Anderson, and his best friend, Rachel Berry, to make things better. But what if he can’t? And instead a gorgeous, steampunk glitter rock vampire catches his eye.

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    8/8
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    46
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    Если вкратце, это комедия абсурда с убийствами, где есть Мстители, долбоебы, странные происшествия и очень злой Баки, который наслаждается сладкой-пресладкой местью.

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    Русский
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    12/18
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    622
    Bookmarks:
    53
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    Dimitri is the King of Faerghus, but his haunted and erratic behavior has convinced Edelgard that it is her time to take the throne. Along with her henchman, Hubert, she concocts an assassination plot...but something goes wrong, and Dimitri finds himself transformed into a horrid monster.

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    Grand Admiral Thrawn is sent to determine why an Imperial construction project (linked somehow to Project Stardust) is facing unacceptable delays. What should be a simple investigation becomes more complicated upon a visit to a nearby planet.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    26
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    23
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    8
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    Short little fic based on the video game Alto's Adventure, 'cause I felt like writing something cute and short.

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    1/1
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    10
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    Basically Llamas with Hats except the roles are switched. Paul is the murderous sociopath and Carl is the stable one. Chaos and hilarity ensues.

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    1/1
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    2
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    28
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    Llamas With Hats is a fantastic animated web show by FilmCow and if you haven't watched it, I recommend you do so immediately. This story is both a prequel and continued adventure story for the web show. I am writing other minisodes that take place before, during, or after the web show for my own enjoyment, as well as yours. So please sit back and enjoy the sociopathic llama s**t show.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
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    34
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    233
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    ... and get a silly story about the BatFam!

    A home for ficlets inspired by chats and tumblr posts!

    (Please see "Ask a Silly Question" for Tim, Tam, Pru, and ninja!)

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    English
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    2,045
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    58
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    1
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    so bea asked me to write this bc they found this pic on the internet that put 'the emperors new groove' in with the star wars title? and also apparently palpatine is in the next movie? i don't really follow so i have no idea what thats gonna mean BUT they asked for kylo and palpatine and the emperors new groove (another movie i watched way too long ago to remember) SO

    palpatine turns into a llama and kylo helps ; ) him ; ) out ; )
    trust me, it's disgusting yes there is a sex scene. run
    if you are under 18 leave before i cry

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    2
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    Phil brings Dan home a special surprise to try out in the bedroom

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    6
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    Patrick makes a bet that only ends in him becoming very... fluffy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    17
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    23
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    1
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    327
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    This was written for a prompt asking for Jared to meet someone on Farmersonly.com.

    Jared goes looking for love on-line, having a lonely life in isolated, small town Texas. He finds a Missouri alpaca/llama/sheep farmer who intrigues him then ends up changing his whole life.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A misstep in the Argentinian Mountains puts Luna's life in danger and sends Rolf off on a desperate bid to find the help she needs to survive.

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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    2
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    215
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    “Theo, I need your help,” Liam says breathlessly. “I need your car. And do you still have that chainsaw? I’m going to need that, too. Your car, your chainsaw, a couple of cable ties, one bag flour - or maybe two to be sure, oh, and around two hundred dollars. That would be all.”

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    1,439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1011
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    Molly gets a pleasant surprise from Martin that salvages what had, so far, been a rather disappointing birthday weekend.

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    English
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    681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194

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