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    I shrug and put my hands into my pockets. "So how's this gonna go?"

    "I turn you into Skitter, you become Panacea, but with bugs only."

    "Seems like a pain in my bony ass. Worm's kind of a bummer, can't I go somewhere else?"

    "No."

    And suddenly I was Taylor Hebert, and I was walking towards my locker. I realized I already had my powers, so I decided to jump straight to the part where I break some deserving teeth.
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    A not-very-serious, slightly-cracky story about Taylor living her life with Parahuman powers and an underdeveloped sense of boundaries.

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    On her first night out as a superhero, Taylor Hebert breaks up a dog-fighting ring, punches Nazis and makes a new... friend?

    She doesn't know what she's in for.

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    6/?
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    Some men are destined to be heroes. Some men are chosen by fate to do great things. Some men even get the girl and live happily ever after when it's all over.

    Most of those tales don't quite involve fucking your way to victory though. Neither do they involve you being transformed into a nine-foot-tall green Orc outfitted for pure lewdness and combat. They certainly don't regularly include forming an accidental harem of beauties either. Still, if our hero wants to save the world he's going to have to get used to "P-orcing All the Girls."

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    18/?
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    28
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    On an Earth that never should have been Poison Ivy became the Guardian of the Green. With her power she liberated her world from the Rot by subduing those that would spread its influence. She turned their heroes against them until nothing stood in the way of her Utopia. With her Victory achieved, Ivy now only wishes to spread her gift throughout the multiverse and one lonely girl is going to be the first to receive it.

    Alt!power Plant based Taylor.

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    5/?
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    Runaway Capes have a tendency to stick together. They also have a tendency to make bad decisions.

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    32/?
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    Alternate powers: Check.
    Power levels: Fail (Over 9,000!)
    Protagonist: Checksum error.

    Okay, something's broken here.

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    12/12
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    Taylor has power. A great deal of it, in fact. Even if it doesn't seem that way at first.

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    Chapters:
    50/60
    Comments:
    640
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    1607
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    A series of One-shots to get rid of the over flow of ideas in my oxymoronic head. Hope you enjoy the chaos. *Mostly Taylor Centered* If you feel like doing any of these feel free, just tell and credit me. I want to see these grow.

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    9/9
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    5
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    Before her first night out as a superhero, Taylor finds herself in a stripclub. Needing money for her new career, how far will she go to get it?

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    6/?
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    Cover art by the fantastic babylonsheep - lonsheep.deviantart.com


    Deleted scenes from your favorite happy cape story.
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    Jee-Han had just gotten a handle on the whole, "massive target painted on your back" thing when he got a Quest to prevent the destabilization of the multiverse. That took him to a twisted comic book world.

    Okay, now Gaia is just messing with him. At least he got to bring his friends, and hey, maybe he'll make a few new ones.

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    13/?
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    A few snips I typed up. Mostly Worm, I might post a few other things here.

    Crossposted from Spacebattles in the case of Worm snips, snips from other fandoms may or may not be.

    Might post some of these snips as standalone if I think I might continue them.

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    4/?
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    Living in potentially the strangest city on Earth, there's always something odd lurking about for Taylor and her friends to investigate.

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    1/?
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    Taylor isn't sure how Lisa talked her into this. Dressing up as a catgirl maid, and then getting strapped down so people could test out sex toys on her. But she's coming to love it.

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    August 31st, 2010, 19:00 hours, Brockton Bay, Approximately Fifteen Minutes at a walk from Brockton Bay Cinemas. The precise time and place that Taylor Hebert was fatally wounded whilst caught in the crossfire between the ABB and the E88. The precise time and place that the Queen Administrator, suborned by the Earth-born Ethereal Asaru, made Taylor The Commander of XCOM. The Avatar of Justice and Protection, destined to bring peace and safety to the people of Earth Bet through superior firepower. To her noble warriors, she is simply The Commander. To the rest of the world, she is that which was born because of the war. She is...Vegnagun.

    Alt!Power Taylor, Militaristic!Taylor, KindaRuthlessButStillGood!Taylor. DontFuckWithMe!Danny Hebert. FuckWithHimWeFuckWithYou!Dockworkers Association. Happy Endings! Sex! Warfare! Hannah and Danny being awkward teenagers despite being badasses! Other stuff that is par for the course in my stories!

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    8/?
    Comments:
    28
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    80
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    9937
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    Saitama fights his last battle, or perhaps it's just another average day featuring a monumental struggle that doesn't register as a blip for Saitama. Either way, he suddenly finds himself in a chaotic world where nothing is cartoonish and the stakes are real, a world hoping for a hero to rise above playing an absurdly high-stakes game of cops and robbers. How would Saitama affect things in a world full of bizarre powers, hopelessness, and people who walk the line in their hearts between human and monster? Let's find out, together.

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    15/?
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    The Protectorate is in its final days. The Imperial Union on one side and the dozens of squabbling warlords on the other would be enough to give any empire pause, but gigantic automaton-ships, Endbringers, regularly attack and often wipe out planets. Were it not for the efforts of captains with 'talents' or 'specialities', which allowed them to modify starships and fly them better than a non-talented person, the Protectorate (and the Imperial Union) would've been long gone by now.

    In the midst of this all, Dennis Hill, captain of the Temporary Obstruction, has a chance encounter that has much more significance than it appears.

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    Being a Tantric Witch is harder than you think. First, dealing with the fact that you got it from your mother. Second, the trauma from finding the ten pounds of anal beads in the back of her wardrobe confirming that you got it from your mother. Third, it's pretty hard to be a hero when your power comes from sex, lust, and rock'n'rollin the boat. The fourth and most difficult part about the whole thing though?

    My name is Taylor Hebert... and I look like a fucking stripper.

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    68,276
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    19/?
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    52
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    All the snips for a, after plenty of votes and likes, new fic that is coming out. A spin-off of Tantric is Magic. A SFW fic where Hermione Hebert goes to Hogwarts and learns the magic of the natives. A good deal of the context can be found here...

    http://archiveofourown.org/works/11508537/chapters/25824003

    None of these will be in any particular order, but I hope you enjoy it anyway!

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    6/6
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    2335
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    Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.

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    57,554
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    89
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    408
    Bookmarks:
    112
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    15242

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