4 Works in Lionel Messi & Luis Suárez

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    DON'T READ IF YOU'RE NOT INTO SMUT AND RAUNCH! An AU based on Attack of the 50ft Mandy (Totally Spies) and features Scott Lang from Avengers Assemble (Marvel Comics cartoon). Ronaldo and Messi compete in a gay pageant. Messi seeks the best full-body makeover spa in the area, only to discover that Ronaldo has also booked the same treatment. Meanwhile, Scott Lang, a tiny WOOHP prisoner, has escaped and tries to sabotage Messi's makeover with a special microchip; however, he plants it in Ronaldo's machine. The spies are called to investigate the disappearances of contestants. Meanwhile, Ronaldo seems to be stronger and taller at school but then becomes 15 feet tall and then 50 feet tall, and that he is responsible for abducting his competition.

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    It was all Geri's fault.

    That was Leo's first thought when he found himself alone at Manchester City's parking lot, blinking dumbly at the place where the bus used to be. Where the bus that was supposed to take him and the team to the airport, and then back to Spain, used to be.

    Or,

    The one in which Leo gets left behind by the team bus, has to figure out a way to go back to Spain without the media noticing, and has to deal with the fact that he may be in love with his best friend.

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    “Here,” Luis offers quietly. He turns to the side, handing Leo the gourd he’d been hiding behind his back. He places his thermos on a table, letting it blend in behind one of the lamps. “I could tell you needed some. Just you though, there’s not enough for Mateo,” he jokes.

    Mateo’s playing at their feet with a race car and doesn’t even look up as Luis speaks.

    Leo smiles and takes the drink with relief. “This is why you’re the best,” he says gratefully, lips closing around the metal straw. He takes a long sip, savoring it while he can. “Anto cut me off,” he admits, looking across the room at the crowd of people talking and laughing. “And it’s been hours. Whenever I think I’m going to get a chance to go find some, someone comes over to talk to me,” he complains, leaning against the wall.

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    "And I wish you could give me the cold shoulder, and I wish you could still give me a hard time, and I wish I could still wish it was over. But even if wishing is a waste of time, even if I never cross your mind, I'll leave the door on the latch, if you ever come back."

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