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It’s not like Gob starts looking for the new kid or anything.
He just keeps popping up, then disappearing before Gob can say... something. He’s not sure yet what it is he wants to say. 'Hi, I’m very popular and you should know that?' 'Hi, thanks for helping me with that fire, but I had it totally under control, I’m very popular?' 'Hi, like me like me please like me?'
There’s no sign of him though, no sign of jet black hair and eyes that Gob remembers surprisingly well.
(It's a high school au, featuring dumb magicians in love and all their usual nonsense!)
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"If anyone had been watching the boy, they definitely would’ve noted how strange the scene was. It was strange since Gob was always loud. He was always breaking things, hitting things, tearing things apart, and making a mess. But something about this intimidating but beautiful instrument was making him gentle. He wanted to be gentle. He never wanted to be gentle with anyone, even his baby brother—you try to throw your brother one time and everyone freaks out—but the piano was so shiny and pretty and special."
A series of Gob's coming of age in a world where he turned to a more "respectable" art form - piano. Special focus on his sexual discovery and his familial relationships, particularly Michael.
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Michael always finds himself trying to be the bigger person, when it comes to Lindsay.
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- Part 1 of teen bluths
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It's the first day of summer in 1981, and the Bluth family have just arrived at their beach house for summer vacation. A very short peek into what that day was like.
Written in script format as a flashback. Narrated by Ron Howard.
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The Bluth family had ruled over the Kingdom of Newport for generations. The King and Queen had hoped that their line might be secure for several hundred more years, but looking at their family tree didn’t inspire much confidence.
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The Final Countdown plays in his head then, and he suddenly knows that there are only two options.
Either A) Tony wrote this note counting down to the trick today when he was unceremoniously squished and crushed and Gob can’t think about that or B) Tony wrote this note counting down to his return.
One option means that there’s a finite amount of Tony left in the world. One option means that Tony’s still here, that he’s somewhere, and he just needs to be found.
Gob knows that feeling. And he doesn’t know when he started feeling this way, like maybe he could help someone (Tony Tony Tony) be found when he’s barely been able to find himself these past thirty odd years, but it’s an option now in a way that it never was before.
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Just no Getting Over You by nerdyscully (dalecooperscoffee)
Fandoms: Arrested Development
09 Jun 2018
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It's Gob's senior year of high school, and he wants to be prom king. He strikes up a friendship with Tony Wonder, who's also running for prom king. Gob can't stop thinking about Tony, and he thinks it's because they're rivals. Obviously, Gob is very clueless.
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no civilising hides our animal impulses by fragilelittleteacup
Fandoms: Arrested Development, Ozark (TV)
07 Jun 2018
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It was a hard edge in his gaze, a smile that lingered too long and betrayed a bitter kind of resentment. It was a quiet laugh in a silent office, the sun not yet risen, his silhouette outlined before a large window. It was his calculated patience. His skill with numbers, the fact that he controlled the company books. It was the confidence with which his pen flew across documents, the ruthlessness and precision of his business dealings.
Michael was intelligent.
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Buster is oddly compliant -- something Lindsay never gets from her other brothers.
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- Part 3 of teen bluths
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“Whatever,” Lindsay says. “You know, Michael is great and all, but--”
“You don't have to head up an insult with that."
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- Part 2 of teen bluths
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"I had a friend... this guy Tony. Not a friend. He had a face like mine.... but same..."
Gob wasn't gay. The thing with Tony? That was a one. Time. Thing. And anyway, Tony wasn't even in the country. Gob wasn't in love. Psssh. And so what if he liked sticking stuff up his ass while he was alone, masturbating to a poster of Tony Wonder? Who didn't?
And now, the story of a family who lost everything, and the one son who has no choice, but to figure out his sexuality. It's Arrested Development. (Mild Season 5 Spoilers ahead)
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Lighter Fluid and Fury by Anonymous
Fandoms: Arrested Development, Political RPF - US 21st c.
26 May 2018
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Dispatches from the Bluth White House.
Chapter 1: Lighter fluid and fury (Michael Wolff)
Chapter 2: Do you have any money? (Government shutdown)
Chapter 3: The bee tape (Gob has made a huge mistake) -
forget what you heard about modern love by stefonzolesky for luxuryproblems
Fandoms: Arrested Development, 21 Jump Street (Movies)
24 May 2018
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Gob has landed in the back of a car, or a seedy motel more times than he can count. He feels dirty.
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i don't want no savior, baby, i just want to have a good time by stefonzolesky
Fandoms: Arrested Development
23 May 2018
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The next day, he gifts her some of Tracey’s jewelry, out of guilt, or something. She thanks him quietly, and then seeks out Gob to thank him, too.
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Michael comes out as transgender to his family. Moreso than he intended to. Mostly on accident.
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Gob has never been particularly good at making decisions, or doing the right thing... or even doing the sane thing. The more Gob considers what he should do about the Tony situation, the more certain he is that he's going to make the wrong choice.
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Five Times Gob Bluth Almost Came Out, And The One Time He Really Did by Queen_Andr0meda
Fandoms: Arrested Development
04 May 2018
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Gob's been seeing Tony for 2 weeks.
1 month.
3 months.
6 months.
8 months.
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Just Blunder prompts I asked for because this fandom is struggling for life. So far I've got six, but if you want to send me more, I'll write them gladly! I particularly like AUs, so indulge me please?
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when it comes to stories i thought i knew them all by stefonzolesky
Fandoms: Arrested Development
20 Mar 2018
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(but now i'm face to face with one i can't seem to recall)
(or, another teen au that nobody asked for)
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“Não é realmente meu aniversário, é apenas seu Michael”
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