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    When Michael Bluth stumbled into the model home on Cinco, he hadn't been expecting to find a man in his brother's bathrobe eating cereal.

    He also hadn't been expecting to hear that his brother, the most stereotypical alpha-male type to ever exist, was an Omega but life was full of surprises. Especially if you were a Bluth.

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    As international superstar model Gob Bluth’s career comes towards an end, he finds himself in the center of a mass conspiracy involving the border wall, brain washing, and murder.

    The Zoolander AU no one—yet everyone—asked for.

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    Tom and Greg have a discussion about the contents of Greg's wardrobe — namely, the bright red tank top with 'SLUT' printed on it that once belonged to an ex-fling.

    (…Ex-girlfriend, Greg insists. Tom's just shocked that Greg knows Lindsay Bluth-Fünke at all.)

    (Tom/Greg. Crossover with Arrested Development, set during S1 of Succession.)

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    Set pre-series.

    After the death of his wife, Michael wasn't sure if reuniting with his family was going to be a good idea. Tracey was the love of his life, but without her, there's nothing stopping him from falling back into his old ways.

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    Gob would always look forward to the day after Thanksgiving, because that was when Christmas really started. That Friday, his mom would have people come over to put up a big, fake tree in their living room. Suddenly, the neat, crisp, and perfect designs in the house disappeared and the place would be covered with twinkling lights, holly, and even mistletoe. Stockings were hung by the fireplace with care, like out of that weird poem everyone liked to read during the year.

    But what Gob loved the most was the music.

    Snapshots of the most important Christmases in the life of pianist George "Gob" Bluth II, from the good to the bad and everything in between.
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    Michael Bluth believes in family, especially Gob. And doves take a central role. Read the warnings, but it's not graphic (or sad).

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    Arrested Development Oneshots because there's not enough of these in the world.
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    Will probably be mainly Michael centric but let me know if you have any requests!

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    Maria DiCardio Bluth is one of the daughters of Nichael Bluth, Michael Bluth's half- brother. Turns out it was another of the Bluth family lies that Michael didn't have another sibling. Maria and her twin sister Rosa, are inseparable and act as each other's yin and yang, but when more Bluth family secrets turn up and George Senior escapes to Mexico to escape even more and possibly worse charges will the family be able to stick together.

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    "Now, George Michael," Michael says as he stares out at the horizon, "I want to make sure we're on the same page here. Going home is going to be tough on all of us. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot to worry about from the moment we hit the docks, so before we get there: do you remember what I told you is the most important thing from now on?"

    "Breakfast! No, family! It's either breakfast or family. I can never remember which."

    Michael decides to brush past this; he understands where the confusion comes from. "Healthy relationships. Forget about Maeby, forget about Ann, forget about any secret sisters I may or may not have."

    "...what?"

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    “Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”

    “Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”

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    A sequel to my first fic.

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    It's hard to balance having a best friend, dating that best friend's (extremely hot) older brother, and finishing up your senior year of high school, but Tony is doing just that and rather successfully in his opinion.

    But when a misunderstanding leads to a rumor spreading about his sex and love life, he starts to realize maybe he doesn't have everything as balanced as he thought.

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    This is an old story that I began not long after season 3 ended; I worked on it from about 2006 to 2008, before I ran out of inspiration, like with the incomplete Missing Episodes story. I'm going to try to continue this now, as an alternate universe season 4. The plot was mainly about Michael and Gob, cousin love, and Lindsay having two fathers compete for her.

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    an arrested development texting family group chat au :)) tony gob and steve are a FAMILY i dont accept criticism. george michael and maeby are NOT dating they see eachother as siblings !! most of the show's canon didnt happen but i see this being between season 2 and 3 :)))

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    When the Wunderlich family moves from New York to Newport Beach, Tony's sure his outcast status will only grow. But when he meets Lindsay Bluth, a former cheerleader suffering from a fall from grace, they form a friendship both of them needed and didn't expect.

    And it's kind of cool that her older brother, Gob, happens to be really, really hot.

    An AU very loosely based off of Daria.

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    He always knew the Bluth’s were crazy, everyone in the San Francisco area knew that, but he had hoped because he knew Renee from childhood they’d be okay with him taking her out.

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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    Gob stared down at his daughter under the tent, watching her little chest go up and down as she breathed, the tube stuck in her nose helping her. She looked so fragile, so little, that one touch could instantly break her.

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    Alone with his mind reeling, Michael wondered if they could all truly be free from the pain their parents put them through, or were they doomed to trap another soul in the Bluth family, and expose her to the same poison.

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    It turns out, all you need to soothe a colic-y baby is your family and an old Monkee's song

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    The Bluths buy greendale, but the students won't let greendale die without a fight.

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    2/?
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