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    Michael couldn't help but hold out hope for something good, deliberately ignoring the side of his brain that relied on logic alone.

    Because that side of his brain was warning him that this was probably just another one of GOB’s magician meetings, in which GOB would plead that Michael be his stand-in assistant. Or the Hot Cops needed a place to crash for the weekend, and GOB wanted Michael to convince their parents to let a group of male strippers move in “temporarily”.

    But Michael was ignoring that part of his brain, so.

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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    When the Wunderlich family moves from New York to Newport Beach, Tony's sure his outcast status will only grow. But when he meets Lindsay Bluth, a former cheerleader suffering from a fall from grace, they form a friendship both of them needed and didn't expect.

    And it's kind of cool that her older brother, Gob, happens to be really, really hot.

    An AU very loosely based off of Daria.

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    This will be a collection of one shot character study ficlets from the perspective of Gob.

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    “Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”

    “Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”

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    A sequel to my first fic.

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    Various scenes I didn't include in the first fic I wrote.

    In order: Lindsay finds a job, Tony attempts to 'make it official with Sally Sitwell', Lucille adjusts to being alone, Buster receives visitors in prison, Gob & Tony take on the gay mafia, Maeby experiences an identity crisis, Lindsay & Sally get fake-drunk together, George Michael goes to Phoenix with his father.

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    Gob would always look forward to the day after Thanksgiving, because that was when Christmas really started. That Friday, his mom would have people come over to put up a big, fake tree in their living room. Suddenly, the neat, crisp, and perfect designs in the house disappeared and the place would be covered with twinkling lights, holly, and even mistletoe. Stockings were hung by the fireplace with care, like out of that weird poem everyone liked to read during the year.

    But what Gob loved the most was the music.

    Snapshots of the most important Christmases in the life of pianist George "Gob" Bluth II, from the good to the bad and everything in between.
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    While it had gotten a few holes over the years that Gob had to sew up himself, he still took Lindsay’s old stuffed dove with him on every trip. It was stupid, and he knew that, but it was his symbol of flight, of happiness, of freedom. Just having a moment with it made him calm down. He wasn’t stuck in Newport. He was just there for a little bit, just for this dumb party and then his recital, and then he could leave again. It was fine.

    He was fine.

    A continuation of Étude Op. 25, no. 2 in F minor, a world where Gob became a pianist, with a Blunder endgame.
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    Michael has left the family. Forever. But, well, he can't resist a Christmas ceasefire. (Takes place after the Season 3 finale.)

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    Anton describes his family. Takes place in 5th season.

    CONTAINS SPOILERS

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    Gob and Tony go to the funeral of the (allegedly) late George Bluth Sr.
    Everything goes wrong and Tony gets increasingly upset about Gob's insensitive and downright rude family.

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    Michael won’t quit criticizing her charity efforts, him and G.O.B. obviously trying to upstage her with their Marta drama. Marta, who is clearly too beautiful for either of her brothers, much less both, and in desperate need of some female companionship.

    Lindsay could cackle at the plan forming- this time, she’s going to come out on top.

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    In London, England, in 1895, Lindsay Bluth is being courted by all the high-society men and is expected to be married soon. One man in particular, Tony, catches the attention of her brother Gob. A Blunder Victorian AU, because I had to write it at some point.

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    It appears as though Lucille has been hiding a lot of her past from her family

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    After years apart, the Bluth children reunite at Lucille's funeral.

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    The Final Countdown plays in his head then, and he suddenly knows that there are only two options.

    Either A) Tony wrote this note counting down to the trick today when he was unceremoniously squished and crushed and Gob can’t think about that or B) Tony wrote this note counting down to his return.

    One option means that there’s a finite amount of Tony left in the world. One option means that Tony’s still here, that he’s somewhere, and he just needs to be found.

    Gob knows that feeling. And he doesn’t know when he started feeling this way, like maybe he could help someone (Tony Tony Tony) be found when he’s barely been able to find himself these past thirty odd years, but it’s an option now in a way that it never was before.

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    “Anyway, Michael, the reason I’m calling you-”

     

    That’s when Michael finally finds the words to respond. “Let me get this straight. You weren’t calling to tell me Dad is dead?”

     

    “Well, that’s part of it, obviously. But the real reason is the money. Your father had a $200 million life insurance policy. We’re rich again, Michael!”

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    everything's resolved with tony. everything with michael... isn't.

    > open your door.

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    If your love life isn't intertwined with at least three or four convoluted schemes, then what are you even doing here?

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