20 Works in Lili Frond

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    “Sool is going to run the LEP into the ground. I don’t — I don’t even know how many people he owes favors — you know someone like him couldn’t have made it this far without making some promises to people with a vested interest in using LEP like their personal security team,” he threw his hands up in disgust. “I hate him, and because of that, I’m going to stick around. I’m not giving him the luxury of a team full of yes-sirs.”

    “You think he’s firing Foaly,” Lili remarked bluntly, raising her gaze. Trouble leaned forward, rubbing the bridge of his nose and sighing.

    Holly didn't stick around the LEP long enough to hear a half-hearted apology regarding her being accused of murdering Root. Not everyone else was lucky enough to get out, though. Sometimes you have to desperately hold onto the side of the Titanic that's up in the air, hoping that if you combine your weight with another, a change can be made. Trouble and Lili go out for coffee and reflect on the mile-high reputation that Holly Short carries with her, and friendships are made along the way.
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    Holly is on the trail of a low level smuggler, however, when she and Foaly discover that the cargo he’s carrying is much more dangerous than they thought, they’ll need Artemis’s help to make things right. However, unbeknownst to his fairy friends, Artemis’s world has become a lot more complicated. Is there time enough to save the fairy world and put his life back together?

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    With Artemis and the Butlers' memories repaired following Opal's arrest, things slowly fall back into the way that they used to be. However, the magical heat-death of the universe looms on the horizon, and Artemis and the People must collaborate once more to prevent complete disaster. The only certainty is that it will take at least two near-death experiences before anyone attempts emotional vulnerability.

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    A canon-divergence that begins in the Lost Colony and will potentially expand to include the latter half of the series as well.

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    A year has passed since Haven was nearly destroyed thanks to what is now referred to as the Great Techno-Crash or the Berserker Incident, and The People have finally shifted back into normal lives. For Commander Trouble Kelp, normal life consists of piles of work, keeping his officers in line, and of course, managing his love life. If anything is certain, nothing is easy for the elf, especially considering his relationship is rocky at best. He has decisions to make and fast, before he finds himself caught up in the flames.

    Set one year after the Last Guardian

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    Artemis makes a miscalculated assumption

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    Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp.

    Podfic of "Like I Like My Coffee" by Kitsune Heart.

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    I'll be reposting this work after it undergoes heavy revision and work. I'll leave this one up for several months before I delete it properly

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    Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 19: Whatever Angeline said to Holly was terrifying.

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    'Finally, just over a week after his recovery, they had come together, and Artemis was still reeling from the sharp reality of it all.

    And now here they sat, six months later, in Haven City attending the joining ceremony of Commander Trouble Kelp and Corporal Lili Frond.'

    Holly and Artemis explore the new parameters of their relationship at Trouble and Lili's wedding.

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    A series of shorts about the Fowl Universe before the books began, looking into the lives of Coral Short, Artemis Fowl I, Angeline, young Butler, pre-Commander Root, and many others, over time.

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    During "In Another's Eyes," Lili made a suggestion to Trouble Kelp: to not let things get complicated between them. He refused, and it all seemed to fall apart, but in this alternate universe, the pair take the plunge and share some amazing "benefits."

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    Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

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    Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp.

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    Just a little bit of fun with a 5-and-1 type story. Artemis Fowl really got lucky with kidnapping Holly Short. Things could have been...a lot more interesting.

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    Now that there are fairies living on the lawn, Angeline finds them amusing rather than a threat to humanity.

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    Carla Frazetti has heard there's somebody new in town. Somebody useful. And she wants to get them on her side.

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    When you're blind to everything, how can you know if what you're seeing's real?

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    Lili's been sent on a routine check-up. Well, not quite that routine. Nothing could be normal where Opal's concerned.

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    In a chance encounter with Lili Frond, Holly's about to discover something that will surprise her, disturb her... and maybe change her life.

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    In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and ice-cream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.

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