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    All Jaskier was looking for in becoming the vet for the small northern town of Kaedwen was a quiet place to disappear into. What he finds is the Kaer Morhen Farm, full of handsome farmers, strange animals and magical secrets. Why do the townies seem to hate the self-proclaimed "Witchers"? How is it that Jaskier feel so safe behind the crumbling stone walls of the animal sanctuary? And could Eskel and Geralt BE more wonderful and kindhearted and caring and... did I say that out loud?

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    Jaskier solves the problem of Vesemir not liking Lil' Bleater.

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    5
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    You see, Geralt is trying to figure out what's going on inside him while Jaskier is being tortured.
    Yennefer finds Jaskier and what?
    How will Geralt save his bard?
    I'm not good at summaries. But this is a story of love, love and love and a little forgiveness too.

    The story isn't finished, I just can't seem to get the chapter count to show it.
    If you have any wishes, feel free to comment!

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    4/4
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    FEMALE JASIKER

    She checked the clock one more time.
    1 minute 4 seconds. 3. 2. 1.
    The butterflies in her stomach are attacking viciously. Her though tightened up, blocking all sounds which could have distracted her.
    The test was blipping.
    Jasiker tried to forget about New Year's Eve and focusing the test she was holding in her hands.
    POSITIVE

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    2/?
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    Lil' Bleater and Jaskier acquired their respective witchers using the same set of skills.

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    1/1
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    7
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    166
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    6
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    Lil' Bleater doesn't have chores, so Jaskier shouldn't have chores either.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    159
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    5
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    If Eskel can bring his companion to Kaer Morhen for the winter, then so can Geralt.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    313
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    After being captured by Vilgefortz and unsuccessfully pressed for information about Ciri, the sorcerer decides you are of no further use to him.

    Eskel stumbles upon you in the strangest of ways.

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    3/?
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    18
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    Geralt finally brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen, and Jaskier finds some solace as he works on getting over a crush he knows is going nowhere. Mixed canon, primarily books and Netflix sorta mashed together lol.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    A random, varied collection of one-shots based on the Witcher series! I've written mostly reader inputs and original characters so far, no Y/N, however, over time I might add pieces about character ships and general witcher single-chapter fanfiction in the future.

    Requests are open, always, so feel more than welcome to interact.

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    13,725
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
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    99
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    7
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    It is a beautiful day in the keep, and you are a terrible Eskel.

    OR: There is a lot, a LOT of pining going on in Kaer Morhen.

    OR: Geralt and Jaskier are in love. Lambert and Aiden are in love. All of them think they are subtle. Eskel can tell them they are not.

    A 5+1 tale set in the witchery mountains of old.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    Eskel works at the town’s bookstore and prides himself on recommending books to all his customers. It’s only when a handsome stranger comes into the store that he is caught by surprise when trying to do just that. Enchanted by his uncanny ability to honestly review books, the handsome stranger who is in town for the holiday attempts to woo Eskel over the course of Christmas. It’s nothing but mistletoe and Christmas magic until his book-loving beau is revealed to be celebrity romance writer Letho De Gulet in a dramatic turn of events worthy of his novels. Will their whirlwind courtship find its happy ending? Only their hearts know for sure.

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    Chapters:
    3/11
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Eskel tries to keep his head down and avoid new people as much as he can. He has his work and his brothers and his goats. Jaskier is an unexpected, but not unwelcome, disruption from Eskel's normal routine.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    12
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    154
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    550
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    After the mountain, Jaskier gets hit on by a witcher he's never heard of who goes by the name Luka and decides a hard fuck is exactly what he needs to get over his heartbreak. They both didn't plan on falling for each other.

     

    (Keep in mind, this fic is Geralt/Jaskier and Jaskier/Luka. Geralt and Luka do not have any romantic or sexual relations at any point in this. The fic is to focus on healthy, communicative polyamorous relationships that isn't everyone dating each other).

    Language:
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    20,182
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3119
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    Eskel rescues two chickens and a goat from the larder of a group of ghouls after a Hunt and brings them back to Kaer Morhen. After it's decided that they'll keep them, the goat turns out to be much more than she first appears-- and she's picked Eskel as her chosen human!

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    1/1
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    Lambert has picked up a dog on the path. When he returns home, that dog chooses to see everyone as a threat and is therefore mostly confined to Lambert's bedroom. But when the dog breaks out, it's up to the witchers to find him before he can cause any lasting damage.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    164
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    Eskel and Lil' Bleater take on a trio of Harpies. It's a team effort, it always is.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    44
    Bookmarks:
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    127
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    The door to Eskel’s room is ajar, with Lil’ Bleater sitting in the crack, standing guard.

    This in and of itself is not unusual. What is unusual is that Eskel’s goat reeks of chamomile—the very same oil that Jaskier had used on his… Geralt blinks at the animal, and the animal blinks back, its soft, downy fur combed and plaited into a beautiful network of braids. It’s… weird.

    AKA

    That fic where Jaskier braids every other Witchers' (and one goat's) hair in Kaer Morhen EXCEPT for Geralt, and Geralt wants to know why.

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    129
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    In an inn in the middle of nowhere, Geralt learns the true effect and consequences of that day on the mountain.

    Language:
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    3,603
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    35
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    Bookmarks:
    86
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    A chipper voice calls out as Eskel veers to the left out of the classroom and starts down the dull beige hallway, his work boots scuffing against the dark mottled carpet.

    "Have a wonderful day!"

    Slowing, he looks over his shoulder. Standing just to the right of the door he'd come from is a bright man whose arms are fully occupied balancing a stack of stapled papers, a gallon sized ziplock bag full of yellow Starbursts, a cell phone, and an obnoxiously large iced coffee. He wears a toothy smile, dipping his head slightly in greeting.

    Eskel just gives him a quick nod before continuing on his way.

    OR: Eskel, professor of zoology, finds himself meeting Jaskier, professor of music, two days a week. It really should just be a simple, professional chat every now and again when he clears the classroom for Jaskier's lecture after his own, but, well, Jaskier never has been one for anything simple.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,672
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1772

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