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    The door to Eskel’s room is ajar, with Lil’ Bleater sitting in the crack, standing guard.

    This in and of itself is not unusual. What is unusual is that Eskel’s goat reeks of chamomile—the very same oil that Jaskier had used on his… Geralt blinks at the animal, and the animal blinks back, its soft, downy fur combed and plaited into a beautiful network of braids. It’s… weird.

    AKA

    That fic where Jaskier braids every other Witchers' (and one goat's) hair in Kaer Morhen EXCEPT for Geralt, and Geralt wants to know why.

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    1/1
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    In an inn in the middle of nowhere, Geralt learns the true effect and consequences of that day on the mountain.

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    3/3
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    A chipper voice calls out as Eskel veers to the left out of the classroom and starts down the dull beige hallway, his work boots scuffing against the dark mottled carpet.

    "Have a wonderful day!"

    Slowing, he looks over his shoulder. Standing just to the right of the door he'd come from is a bright man whose arms are fully occupied balancing a stack of stapled papers, a gallon sized ziplock bag full of yellow Starbursts, a cell phone, and an obnoxiously large iced coffee. He wears a toothy smile, dipping his head slightly in greeting.

    Eskel just gives him a quick nod before continuing on his way.

    OR: Eskel, professor of zoology, finds himself meeting Jaskier, professor of music, two days a week. It really should just be a simple, professional chat every now and again when he clears the classroom for Jaskier's lecture after his own, but, well, Jaskier never has been one for anything simple.

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    8/?
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    95
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    92
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    16
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    1434
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    **Wanted: Nude Model for painting (canvas, not you) - Men/women/other, serious inquiries only**

    For Larkin (or Jaskier, as she’s more commonly known), taking a side hustle as a nude model was an easy way for the struggling grad student to earn some easy money.

    For Geralt, a horse trainer, painting was a hobby; a way to help manage his anxiety and depression. Placing the ad itself was just the first step to changing his life forever.

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    25/?
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    47
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    Jaskier sits on the roof of Discipline Cottage and plays her lute.

     

    Made for Summer Podfic Swap 2021.

     

    (Audio Length is 05:38)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    9
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    Eskel, by virtue of the Law of Surprise, has gotten himself entangled in a Peace Treaty that will require him to marry a foreign princess or let the Northern Kingdoms be invaded by a force unrivaled from the other side of the Skelligan Isles. So far, the only person mad enough to think things won't end in disaster is Geralt's friend Dandelion, who insists he's coming to the wedding because he's related to her.

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    4/10
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    17
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    45
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    15
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    Lil Bleater gets into a scrape that reminds Lambert of the past and gives him motivation for the future.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    61
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    3
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    Geralt blinked a couple of times as his mind took a minute to catch up. He wasn’t exactly sure what he was agreeing to if he said yes. Was it just a friend thing? Was it a date? No, surely not a date. Damn it. He wasn’t good at reading these things.

    In a another life, in a another time, how would things play out for our witcher and our bard? Perhaps Geralt would busy himself taming monsters of a different kind? Perhaps Jaskier would put his talented hands and impeccable taste to another use? Perhaps they would meet on the coast after all...

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    9/?
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    NEW! ch13: Geralt/Eskel: Trial of the Mountain
    ch12: Eskel and Geralt before the Grasses
    ch11: Letho and Gaetan vs assassins
    ch10: Aiden and Lambert, women Witchers, first meetup
    ch9: it's a great big happy Witcher Wedding! (with Original Song)
    ch8: Cat POUNCES on Griffin (Coën/Dragonfly!)
    ch7: Crazy Cat Witcher
    ch6: Jaskier thinks too LOUD
    ch5: Why would two Solitary Bear Witchers meet up in a lonely Wilderness??
    ch4: Eskel's secret succubus girlfriend
    ch3: Family kisses for Ciri's 13th birthday.
    ch2: Aiden needs a kiss. Then he finds a furious Wolf.
    ch1: Bedraggled, sorry Witcher (and his ward) find Jaskier not a moment too soon...
    Please prompt kisses!!

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    229
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    15
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    Eskel’s late to the Keep one winter. He brings with him a surprise, and well. There may be a cow involved.

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    1/1
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    46
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    5
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    Vesemir gets turned into a pigeon by a sorceress.
    He then goes looking for his three mentees, hoping they'll help him break the curse. Nothing goes as planned and Vesemir witnesses things he never wanted to know.

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    1/1
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    18
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    78
    Bookmarks:
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    290
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    Ficlets from Tumblr that don't warrant their own post <3

    1: What the hell is ‘Geraskier’? (Geralt/Jaskier)
    2: Of Witchers and Eggs (Geralt/Jaskier, Lambert/Aiden, Eskel & Lil' Bleater)

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    2/?
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    Lambert, proud owner of Wolfe Bakery, realizes he's made a dreadful mistake: running a bakery means talking to people.

    Aiden needs a job.

    Sometimes, two problems solve each other.

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    1/1
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    I read sparrow30's fic 'You're not flawed (just a little under rehearsed)' and couldn't help myself.

    Go read their fic - it's great!

     

    -=-=-=-

    It's a cold winter night in Kaer Morhen.
    Geralt still has the potion that will temporarily turn him human, and the boys are drunk, curious, and unsupervised.

    -=-=-=-

    Eskal could only stare: Lambert’s face was smooth, no longer gnarled by the scar across his eye, no longer worn with exhaustion. And in the dim, flickering light of the hearth, Lambert’s eyes were *brown*.

    And then the last vestiges of last night returned to him.

    “We’re human,” Eskal muttered.

    They sat for a moment in silence.

    Then Lambert laughed.

    “Well, shit!” Lambert shook his head. “Vesimir’s gonna kills us. What were we thinking?”

    Carefully, Eskal touched the smooth plane of his lip where his scars should have been. Somehow, it felt like tracing the edge of a shard of glass. His voice came out thin and quiet. “Perspective.”

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    221
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    33
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    Ciri and Cahir are newly engaged, so it's time for the guy to meet her family. He quickly learns Ciri's family is unlike any other. And there's also a goat.

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    8
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    20
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    2
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    Eskel decides he needs to leave Kaer Morhen after the fight with the Hunt. Where will it take him? And will he be able to face his feelings he desperately tries to ignore.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    16
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    Eskel ends up with a blind woman through the Law of Surprise. This is the last thing either of them wanted, but Eskel is not making the mistake of abandoning his girl of Surprise again, so they stick together. Eskel tells himself it's just until he finds a safe place for Lia, and no, he is definitely not falling in love...But well, maybe he is.

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    Words:
    1,095
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    147
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    The Kaer Morhen Farms petting zoo was supposed to be an easy class trip. No tears, no horrified children, no losing children because they got bored and wandered off. It was simple really. Go in, see the animals, and go home. Unfortunately, what was supposed to be and what actually happened were rarely one in the same.

    Jaskier learns this first hand after losing one of his kindergarteners only to find her in the goat enclosure with one “Uncle Eskel,” who until that very moment Jaskier had believed to be her imaginary friend. Eskel was definitely not imaginary, and he had no right to look so good in those jeans of his. Jaskier isn’t sure he’s going to survive this trip (the field trip, but also the trip of kids...goat kids, not people kids...okay, he isn’t sure he’ll survive any of it to be honest), especially when Ciri’s sinfully hot and equally terrifying father shows up.

    ***Chapter 1 has no explicit sexual content and can stand alone as one hilariously disastrous trip to the zoo.***

    Language:
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    Words:
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    1/2
    Comments:
    36
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    253
    Bookmarks:
    51
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    1345
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    Winter at Kaer Morhen can be brutal. But Eskel and Geralt find warmth in each other in an effort to stave off the cold.

    Written for Eskel Big Bang 2021

    Language:
    English
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    7,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    531
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    SBUI render of Eskel and Geralt in Corvo Bianco, lazing under a tree with Lil'Bleater, Scorpion and Roach.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
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    226

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