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    Five collapses onto the remains of concrete steps and grips his head in his hands.

    He’s alone.

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    Or there is no Commission, and Five finds his way back home much sooner than he could have.

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    2/?
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    68
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    Post-Apocalypse fic.
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    Five has never been one to ask for help.
    Too bad, he’s getting some anyways.
    aka
    in which i’m bad at writing summaries, but check this story out please xx

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    31
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    124
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    18
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    Shit hits the fan when Diego just happens to pick up a call from Grace while chilling with his siblings.
    Or, alternatively, why Diego Hargreeves's siblings are a bunch of backstabbing BITCHES.

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    1/1
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    "We use my ability to time travel, but this time...I take you with me." It sounded so simple. He knew it was anything but. It was the only way, though. To fix the timeline and avoid the apocalypse, he first needed to reset the past and fix their broken family, all the while hiding the truth from Hargreeves and staying out of The Commission's radar. The young heroes attempt to train Vanya on their own. Vanya seeks to find the Five she lost so many years ago. Five continues to wrestle his demons and find a sense of who he has become.

    Or... The team goes back to 2002 as teens again, and Five's issues follow them.

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    Chapters:
    9/16
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    75
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    225
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    48
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    3444
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    The Hargreeves household is rustling about with joy when Allison informs them of her ex-husband and daughter's upcoming visit. Everyone is preparing in their own outlandish ways - that is, everyone besides Five.

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    Chapters:
    5/7
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    228
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    38
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    The Umbrella Academy watch the show!
    unoriginal i know, but i decided to make my own one :)
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    There will be around 2 parts for each episode maybe.. depends

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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    28
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    9
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    360
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    Five teleports into the mausoleum during one of Klaus’ individual training sessions

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    1/1
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    Five conversations between The Boy and his mannequin, several years after the end of the world

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
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    18
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    5
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    “Five, I’m really worried about you. You don’t eat or sleep and you’re always on edge. I’m scared for you, I don’t want you to have to suffer like this.”

    “Vanya, I’m fine,” he said harshly.

    “No, Five, you aren’t,” she said firmly, startling him, “You need help and I know there’s no way in hell I’ll convince you to get a therapist, so you’re going to hear me out, got it?”

    “I’ll listen, but I’m not promising anything.”

    She handed him the stack of articles and braced herself. “Have you ever heard of psychiatric service dogs?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    After seeing ghosts, getting kidnapped, fighting in Vietnam, and stopping the apocalypse, how hard could having a baby be?

    Spin-off of the "A Doll's House" Universe

    Series
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    Diego loves his job.
    Loves all of its thrilling moments but hates all of its cruel ones.

    He supposes that it makes perfect sense that he’d get a child from it.

    Klaus is simply delighted.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    27
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    231
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    34
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    There’s something that Five wants back. They drag their brothers along with them.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    20
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1530
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    Set in a future where the apocalypse has been successfully avoided, Vanya and Klaus pose as Number Five’s straight parents and enroll him in school after his therapist - yes, he has one of those - says that he needs more socialization. From there, it just gets more and more complicated. Apparently, Five was not made to thrive in a normal middle school. It doesn’t take the other students more than thirty seconds to notice that there is something off about him. It probably doesn’t help that Vanya and Klaus never thought to enroll him with a human sounding name. This can only go badly.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    615
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    Five failed a mission. He needs to be punished.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    41
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    5
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    Once again, Five fucked up the calculations, which is just making Vanya wonder if he's just saying that as an excuse for the fact he doesn't really know what he's doing.
    Either way absorbing different versions of herself and being drop kicked into a random universe while stuck as a thirteen year old? not a great time

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    1,247
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    Five makes it his job to protect his siblings, because God knows no one else is going to do it. Instead of jumping forward in time, testing the limits of his powers, he stays. He stays, and he stitches his broken little family back together. And then, one day, they run.

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    au in which (most of) the hargreeves siblings run away at age sixteen and do their best to make it on their own. only they're not really on their own, because they've got each other.

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    17,956
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    345
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    398
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    in which i throw canon and timelines to the wind to let the hargreeve children have a groupchat because you can't stop me

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    132
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    19
    Hits:
    897
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    The world ends again.
    It took longer this time around
    This time it's because a junkie was sober and the Hargreeves can only unfuck one sibling per time.

    (this time they are six vs one and still lose. this time, when they fail, they don't time travel with the bomb.)

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    Words:
    22,324
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    153
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    748
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    158
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    8196
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    The house was peaceful. Until Five ran into the fucking wall.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    148
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    9
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    1781
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    Klaus swallows heavily.

    He brings up the hand that says “Goodbye” on the palm up to Five's hair and rakes his fingers through the strands. When Klaus is blessed with a high pitched whine, he knows he's done for.

    or: Five wants something stronger than alcohol.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    6520

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