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    [CHURCH]
    Statement of two absolute fucking morons, on how they killed me, but didn’t finish the goddamn job.

    [CABOOSE]
    Tucker did it.

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    The Meta had knocked out Caboose and was about to take the A.I known as Delta...
    But no one could have predicted what was about to happen next, not even Delta with all of his logic could have known...
    Project Freelancer for all of its secrecy and extensive research did not know that among their Simulation Troopers, there was a SPARTAN but not just any regular SPARTAN...
    Michael J. Caboose was not his real name...

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    [CHURCH]

    So…after…whatever the fuck last time was, I’m pretty much ready to quit. Donut is still alive…somehow, which I’m honestly not sure how to feel about. Also Tucker kept trying to get rid of that ‘Wash’ guy. Again, no clue.

    Anyway, today we have Connecticut joining us, so that’s a thing. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. 

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    3/3
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    in which Church falls for Tucker.

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    3/?
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    3
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    [CHURCH]
    (Near constant yelling in the background) Okay, what the fuck’s going on out there?
    (Yelling) Keep it down, assholes!
    (Yelling continues)
    For fuck’s sake. Ugh, I’m gonna have to go stop whoever’s gonna kill someone else…I guess. I mean, some of these morons dying wouldn’t be that ba–
    (Glass shatters)

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    1/1
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    8
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    Red vs. Blue but it's translated into Warrior Cats language.

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    8
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    Noel Beav was an ordinary fellow you can see anywhere in the city, nothing too special. While it’s time for him to become an adult and finally learn things in a mature way, his habit of being indecisive with his own life choices haunts him till this day.

    Thinking about how to survive in a world by himself and not being saved by his parents with his own troubles, he woke up in a vivid familiar world he used to love. Now in blood gulch with the most immature but (weirdly) capable sim troopers, he has to remember everything that could happen in the future in order to survive.

    But it’s unbeknownst to him that everything has entirely changed the moment he stepped foot in Red vs Blue.

    “Hey Beaver! The fuck is the extra ammo?!”

    “Not my name but it’s in the back of the base.”

    “WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN THE BACK OF THE BASE?!”

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    1/?
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    Simmons noticed something is strange about Grif from the moment they meet. He's not like any other vampire he's ever meet before.

    Red team is part of the vampire army. Blue team is part of the werewolf army.

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    14/?
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    5
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    The Reds and Blues have a thing.

    Sometimes, for some reason, they exchange bodies. Yeah, they don't get it either.

    But sometimes, it helps them understand each other. Other times, it's just annoying.

    Featuring:
    Sarge as Donut
    Donut as Sarge
    Grif as Simmons
    Simmons as Grif
    Caboose as Tucker
    Tucker as Church
    Church as Caboose

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    He was ready. Church was ready to die, but surprise, surprise, he ended up being sent to the hellhole that is Remnant... "Oh, son of a-"

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    28
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    3
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    [CHURCH]
    Alright, so today we have someone who has never actually visited us before, but apparently her brother has. The brother was called ‘North Dakota’, so she’s gonna be…West Virginia.

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    3/3
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    1
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    Church revels in the fact that he can feel his artificial lungs move as he does so. Every sensation is a bit overloading, as it’s been so long since he’s even had a real taste of this, of life.

    Tucker leans closer, getting a better look at Church’s pale face. “This is… really spot on. The Director got your eyes almost perfectly, aside from the shade of green. I dunno, though, I think I like this color better.”

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    15
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    [CHURCH]
    So, to get Donut to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, I promised to talk to his friend. I already know I’m gonna regret this. Ugh, still, might as well just get it over with. 

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    11
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    9
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    It’s a story of good and bad, right and wrong. A story of morals and values, intentions and their consequences. A story of heroes and villains, enemies and friends.

    And nothing is as it seems.

    But most importantly, it’s a story of two people who couldn’t be more different to the outsider’s eye, yet with time (and more or less forced proximity) they form an unlikely bond.

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    4/?
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    "You're my problem! You've always been my problem! Each and every one of you is just a problem that I have to deal with on a daily basis!"

    The last of Chruch's words echo and die and Tucker looks down at the floor. He can't- he didn't think Church really-

    Well. Whatever Tucker thought, the reality of what Church sees in all of them, red and blues alike, is out in the open.

    And Tucker is the first to walk away.

    -< ♦ >-

    Or, a rewrite of one of my favourite parts of season 10 of Red versus Blue

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    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    12
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    Caboose is finally coming to grips with his crush on his teammate Church when he gets a new roommate-- inside of his head. He's not allowed to talk about O'Malley out loud or else his headaches get worse, and he starts daydreaming more and more, finding comfort in retreating into his memories. He's been more angry and forgetful lately, and he's sure that first one is O'Malley's fault.

    O'Malley is in hiding, so he can't just start wrecking shit and killing people, as amazingly cathartic as that sounds. He'll have to settle for messing with the idiot he's hiding in. He's just "squatting here" after all, what's a little bit of brain damage while he waits for a better option to arrive?

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    11,164
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
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    72
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    16
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    716
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    [TUCKER]
    Well, today I’ve got some asshole who couldn’t come, so he wrote a fucking essay for me to read. Wow. Thanks. This guy I’m gonna call Maine, because I’ve never been to Maine and have absolutely no intentions to go there.

    In other, better news, Church is back tomorrow! So no more having to do…this. Don’t get me wrong, I kinda like this, but I only really wanted it to pick up chicks, and the only chick I’ve seen so far pulled a gun on me.

    So yeah, back to only written statements from now on. At least the written statements won’t almost kill me. Ugh. Anyway, let’s just go.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    17
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    8
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    1
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    50
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    Noble Six was supposed to die on Reach.
    Alone.
    Why are there two? Why are they both alive?
    One Sim Trooper. One Freelancer.
    Change one thing, Change Everything, and Change nothing.

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    English
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    1,455
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    20
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    1
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    [CHURCH]
    Tucker…wh–what the heck are you doing?

    [TUCKER]
    Demanding answers.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91

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