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    The Vulcans called him feral, the Humans thought him strange, and he had a boiling need to prove everyone wrong and get the hell off of Vulcan, as far away from his father as he could get.
    He said he was leaving and got the reply "You always liked a little bit of adventure."
    The stars were the biggest adventure he could find, but that didn't mean he couldn't have some fun while he was learning how to get to them.

    2009 Role Reversal Academy AU where Spock is the rebel and Jim is the accomplished professor. Updates weekly (Wednesdays). Tags and ratings may change. Non-chapter updates on tumblr.

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    This is wrong.
    Kirk had lost count of how many times those 3 words had run through his mind on a daily basis. He didn’t know how it started, all he knew was that one day, one time, Chekov had turned to look at him with his bright eyes and wide smile, calling out “Keptin!” and Kirk felt his chest tighten without warning.

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    Jim and Spock have been dancing around each other for the past year and a half Bones is just, really, really done.

    So with Uhura being sadistic and everyone else being yellow-bellied pansies, this falls to Bones.

    Because of course this falls to Bones.

    And Bones is really, really, really, god damned tempted to just shoot them both with a hypospray cocktail of all the aphrodisiacs they’ve come across in their travels (which is (un)surprisingly a lot) lock them in one of the medical rooms and let nature run its course but the last thing he needs is for Jim to have some godawful allergic reaction and then have to treat him for that reaction all the while Jim tries to hump the closest Spock-resembling inanimate object.

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    Another planetary survey has turned into one of Jim and Spock's impromptu "dates", and Bones has decided it's not cute.

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    Leonard McCoy is tired of watching Jim and Spock dance around each other, and finds unexpected validation while venting to an alien diplomat.

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    Leonard McCoy is interested in the... shall we say... mechanics of interspecies relations. Of course, he asks Jim.

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    Time travel isn't a simple thing. One action can send ripples through universes, tearing apart the space-time continuum. It wasn't quite what Spock Prime intended, but it's what happened. Now because of it, Captain Kathryn Janeway has to make a choice. A choice that could jeopardize her crew from ever getting home, but could change the fate of an entire universe.

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    The entire Bridge Crew of the USS Enterprise is sick of watching their captain and first officer dance around each other.

    The captain and first officer don't like keeping secrets from their crew.

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    Leonard McCoy cannot stand to watch Jim touch Spock's hands when the poor sap has no idea what it means.

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    Leonard and Jim are married. However, for some reason the Crew doesn't catch on on this fact.
    Wanting their favourite doctor to be happy, they plan to set him up. Scotty finds out, Leonard is done with everything and Jim is curious until he is not.

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    Prompt from StrictlyNoFrills:
    Hmm. Kirk accidentally getting them into trouble (could be serious or completely ridiculous) and then getting them back out of it, maybe? With lots of grumbling and snark from McCoy.

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    The small town of Riverside is thrown into chaos after the death of one of the rich and popular Mitchell twins on the 4th of July. As a new school year begins, nothing feels the same. James Kirk and his friends begin exploring the surrealism of small town life and all the darkness that lays just beneath Riverside's quaint facade.

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    Spock has always had minimal imagination. Back when he was a child, his mother would attempt to cultivate it through board games and things like Pictionary, claiming that it would 'help him learn standard as well as vulcan.' Sarek had seen through her schemes, but had said nothing until Spock started protesting.

    Jim used to play Dungeons and Dragons when he was younger. The catch is, it was on Tarsus IV, where all of the people he guided in the game died from hunger or the horrid things that happened back there. Survivors guilt eats at him every time he looks at a twenty-sided die.

    Now both him and Spock are being invited to join the cadets' campaign, and it's a matter of whether or not they can fight the ideology inside them to join the group of the most successful science and command cadets and follow in their successful footsteps.

    (Otherwise known as ‘Spock is a ruleabiding killjoy’, or ‘the one where Kirk is impossibly even more of heart eyed fool when playing DnD’)

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    "The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they get to know each other"- James T. Kirk

    Kirk, Spock and McCoy find themselves in an unprecedented situation when their transporters inexplicably malfunction, leaving them at the mercy of a new galaxy and the war raging through it.

    They are determined to get home, though it looks like they may have been taken there for a reason.

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    What happens when the Enterprise shows up after the battle at Scarif? With the planet moments from destruction, will Captain James T. Kirk and crew change the fate of the previously doomed Rogue One crew?
    A fix it Fic and a bit of a ‘what happens when you put these people together in a flying saucer’ character exploration.

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    “I’m thinkin’,” he said, slowly, after a moment when none of these strangers spoke and neither did Jim, and Spock was looking at him like he was the only raft and they were lost at sea, and he felt the same way, “that these braids on my arm are tellin’ me I’m the CMO here, even though last I remember you and I are still two semesters from graduation. And, I’m also thinkin’ some shit just went down on this ship. So, Jimmy, I’m not one to tell a captain how to do his job, but I’m thinkin’ that some big meeting with all us senior officers would be mighty fine. And I’m also thinkin’ that for some reason, Spock should be there too.” He looked up, catching Jim’s deceptively bright eyes in his pale face. “Do you reckon?”
    ..
    When the Enterprise is attacked by an unknown entity that has infiltrated their systems, Spock and Leonard are left changed, lost on the ship and in the universe and unable to find anyone to cling to but each other. Will Jim be able to set things back to rights before they become lost even to him?

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    A collection of centred around the characters of Star Trek, based around prompts I find on the internet.

    1. Gigil - Bones x Reader, based on the translation of Gigil

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    The summer before they go off to college is a summer they won't forget.

    A summer of no promises.

    A summer of nothing but being together.

    But something is happening,

    Maybe something the universe won't leave.

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    In a universe perhaps three standard deviations from Prime, a single highly secret ritual has survived Surak's Reform to subtly impact the galaxy, even down to Federation by-laws. When a young Spock discovers the most sacred of connections, all Winona Kirk knows is that the Vulcans want her son. No Kirk ever gives up without a fight, and the choices she is about to make will have a profound effect on that which is meant to be.
    Destiny is self-correcting, and will not be denied.

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    The sounds below turn into plaintive whines and gusty sighs, until with one alarmingly powerful smack to the plant’s trunk, the beast shuffles away in the dark. It sounds achingly familiar, like a puppy, looking desperately for scraps at the table.

    Maybe its nocturnal. Maybe something else caught its attention. Or maybe Jim is just not worth the climb, when other creatures are so much easier to catch. It doesn’t really matter. What matters is that he is alive.

    He does not sleep.

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