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    Beatrice is legally dead, and Esmé got engaged to Jerome after just one night. Several Volunteers independently decided to confront her about it at her engagement party, and Beatrice isn't the kind of woman who'd let a simple fire stop her from doing as she pleases - especially when it involves Esmé

    Set shortly after the events of The Miserable Mill

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    Have you ever felt from one day to the next a funny and confusing feeling awakening within you when looking at someone you’ve always seen the face of almost every day? Yes? So did I. With that said, after a sexual consolation from an old friend, Esmé Squalor found herself needy as she witnessed another established relationship being formed while she remains single and fearful if she’ll ever be able to be loved that way again by someone – an intrusive thought that she would never say out loud to anyone, however true it may be.

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    before lemony disappears from that night at the opera, he and bertrand have one last exchange before a period of separation .

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    "After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.”

    Beatrice Baudelaire II is fourteen, tired, and constantly on the run with her maternal uncle, Lemony Snicket; the most dismal and unfortunate man on earth. Days are dim, seasons are long, paranoia is rampant, friends are few and far between. Monotonous habits are broken when Beatrice receives a mysterious letter from someone desperate to find her and she must heed their call.

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    I got some drabbles on tumblr and i'm gonna post them here for yalls enjoyment.
    Warning: They are kinda short.

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    Moxie is the editor. Kellar is also the editor. So is Jake, and Cleo, and Ornette and Pip and Squeak.
    There are a lot of editors, and Lemony writes to them all.

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    Georgina has slept with many girls before, but there is one in particular that she wants to add to her collection.

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    Lemony goes around town looking for a Halloween costume.

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    A one-shot beginning on That Night at the Opera, focusing on Esmé and how she felt and responded to everything that happened afterwards

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    Friday faces Ishmael once again.

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    Kit finally leaves her old lover, Olaf and is hesitant to find someone new. Eventually after a few months, a quiet yet intriguing hotel manager catches her eye.

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    Things haven't improved for the Addams children. It's been months since their woes began on Briny Beach, but their lives have been tumbling downhill ever since, and show no signs of stopping - especially now, when the children find themselves quite literally tumbling down a mountain. If you've read the previous installment relaying the horrific tales of their lives, don't even think about reading this one. It only gets worse.

    Written in script form. Includes The Slippery Slope and The Grim Grotto, each in two parts, The Penultimate Peril in four parts, and The End in one.

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    A look at Esmé and Georgina's relationship, mostly from the point of view of the other Volunteers. Set pre-schism, and pre-Esmé's marriage (I've decided that her maiden name was Squalor, since of course Jerome wouldn't argue about taking her name)

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    How do I even describe this? It's A Series of Unfortunate Events in a nutshell...with a lot of references to movies, songs, etc. Try to guess them all!

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    How do I even describe this? It's A Series of Unfortunate Events in a nutshell...with a lot of references to movies, songs, etc. Try to guess them all!

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    When young American schoolteacher Olivia Caliban gets a chance to work as an au pair to English orphans Klaus and Violet Baudelaire, she already knows the children have been through a lot, and she's prepared to help them. But when she reaches Bly Manor, and a series of unusual events begins to unfold, just how prepared is Liv, really, for what is really plaguing the Baudelaire orphans?

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    Because the original was fun to write, I’m going to be writing character headcanons for the Sugarbowl Gen. Some will be more character centric and a list of headcanons I have for them, or they may just be headcanons with all of them!

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    Beatrice slightly tilts her head to the right and sees the same particular student from earlier walking their way with a towel wrap around his neck, and a gym back sling around his shoulder. A small lightbulb is switching on inside her mind.

    (Or, Beatrice decides to create some chaotic fun and has no regrets on putting Lemony through it.)

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    "You could always ask to be relocated," Jacquelyn suggested, not looking up from her handbook and notes. "I'm sure you could be placed with a different mentor."

    "And end up with who? No way, I could get stuck with the sad Snicket, no one wants that," Gustav said, scrunching up his face. 

    "Lemony isn't that bad," The woman said, finally setting her pen down and raising a perfect brow at her partner. 

    "You say that because you get Kit," Gustav rolled his eyes, flopping into the chair beside her. "You get to spend time with the Snickets."

    "They're all pretty odd too," she said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "If you're really unhappy, maybe they could switch you to the Beaudelaires. I've heard they're very nice." 

    "I can't do that," Gustav groaned. 

     "Why?"

    "Because he's so handsome, Jackie!" 

    "Don't call me Jackie."

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    For nearly all her life, Kit Snicket has done the right and noble thing. There were a few times she had to do a wicked thing, but it was always for noble reasons... Until a few years after the events of the opera, when Kit and Olaf bump into each other in a chance meeting. For the first time in her life, Kit makes a conscious choice to do the dishonorable thing. Despite her better judgment, Kit continues to see Olaf in secret but the longer their sordid affair continues, the harder it becomes to keep it hidden from her brothers... and from Dewey.

    Follows the Netflix storyline more than the books.
    Warning: This story is about cheating so if that bothers you, please don't read.

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