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    For a perfect royal icing, the following steps are essential: steal sugar from the pantry, and as many eggs as you can fit in your pocket. Plunder the lemon tree in the garden in the company of the moon. Gently beat the egg whites, bringing them to froth. Gradually stir in the sugar, add a squeeze of lemon. And pray that a certain field hockey captain does not poke his head out of the kitchen.

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    For a split second, Jack regretted scoring twice in five minutes. He should have known he can't have nice things - karma is always near, to make sure to drag him down.

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    Para un perfecto glaseado real, o royal icing, son imprescindibles los siguientes pasos: robar azúcar de la despensa, y cuantos huevos te quepan en el bolsillo. Desvalijar el limonero del jardín en compañía de la luna. Batir suavemente las claras, llevarlas a espumar. Incorporar poco a poco el azúcar, añadir un chorrito de limón. Y que cierto capitán de hockey no asome la cabeza por la cocina.

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    Español
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    3/?
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    21
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    3
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    “Hey, Zimms. Didja miss me?”
    ...
    “Kenny?”
    For a split second Jack thinks he spoke his thoughts out loud, but then he realises — that wasn’t his voice.
    He turns, looking down at his left winger, and all the breath disappears from his lungs at the wide-eyed way Bitty is staring at Kent. It’s not the starstruck, ‘oh my god it’s Kent Parson’ face that Jack is all too familiar with. It’s gobsmacked and a little bit horrified and knowing. And that nickname, no one but Jack and his parents ever used that nickname, but somehow it sounds effortless in that southern drawl.
    What the hell??

     
    .-.-.
    Jack is not the only one with a past he doesn't like to talk about. When Kent Parson comes crashing back into their lives, Bitty expects an implosion, but instead it begins something he never thought possible. As the three boys learn to lower the boundaries they've put up around their hearts, they grow closer together, and soon their heartbreak takes on an entirely different form - one that can never resolve happily for all three of them.
    ...Or can it?

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    Sonnets about the Check Please crew. Currently featuring Zimbits, Shitty and Lardo, Holsom, Nurseydex, Dex as Captain, Jack's reaction to Kent's appearance at Epikegster, and Charmer.

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    7/?
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    8
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    2
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    Instead of dying, being resurrected, going slightly insane, and going on a daddy-issues fueled quest to better Gotham, Jason lives. Recovers. Quits the hero gig.

    And decides the next best thing is to become the comanager of a hockey team in a random city.

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    Dex has a crush on Bitty. Nursey helps him realize this. The two begin to get along and become better friends as their freshman year goes on, but Dex isn't the only one pining for someone. How will things play out when some secret romances begin?

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    21/?
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    5
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    A 5+1 story describing how different Bitty's life might've been if he were a 6'3 Southern jock rather than a 5'6 Southern jock.

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    1/1
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    13
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    101
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    The first time they say I love you, isn't the first time at all.

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    Jack Zimmermann had finally gotten back on his feet after his famous overdose, but misperceptions and situations out of his control have pulled his dreams away from him and landed him in prison. The people there aren't as mean as he expects, but he still knows he doesn't belong there. But did this career-ruining mishap actually land him exactly where he needed to be?

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    14/?
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    A series of one-shot stories about different ways that Jack and Bitty's friends could have found out about their relationship.

    Chapter 1: Calvin
    Chapter 2: A Totally Fineable Offense
    Chapter 3: Boyfriend

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    3/?
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    Bitty is stuck in a loveless marriage in Madison, working as a waitress at a diner where he specializes in pie.

    No one knows that he's trans, longing to move away and start over. He longs to transition and live as Eric Bittle full time. And he has a plan: win a baking contest and use that money to start all over.

    Then everything changes...

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    Podfic (00:39:11)

    Author's Summary from unacaritafeliz:

    "Brah," says Nursey. "Oversized clothes are, like, a bazillion times better when they're borrowed. That's not even part of this debate, that's like a truth universally acknowledged."

    "It's also a truth universally acknowledged that you shouldn't take other people's clothes," Holster mutters.

    [Everyone keeps stealing Holster's clothes. He wants them back before he graduates]

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    1/1
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    Lardo can’t remember the first time that she saw Camilla Collins.

    Honestly, it was probably at one of the kegsters her freshman year, everyone on the far side of tipsy, memories awash in alcohol and strobe lights. They might not have even introduced themselves. They might not have made eye contact at all. Who’s to say? Lardo definitely hadn’t paid attention.

    But she sure as fuck can remember the first time she really saw Camilla Collins.

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    1/1
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    @KPWhatsTheSitch renamed PuckADuckButtercup to 3 Days Till Summer Ends

    TheBigShits: duuuuude what is up with that chat name??? srsly killing my vibe rn

    HeldForRansom: seriously dude. No one needs to be reminded. We all know.

    SwoopsThereItIs: I'm just glad it's not the awful ones you guys used all summer. I'm ready to never see another dick pun, hockey related euphemism, or title calling us some kind of variation on "hoe" or "slut" ever again

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
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    18
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    248
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    When Dex has some teeth broken at his NHL debut, some additional news slips out about him and Nursey

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    556
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    116
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    6
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    514
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    Eric thought his odd sense of never feeling comfortable in Georgia would leave once he got to college a thousand miles away. But what he ended up doing took him much, much farther.

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    1/1
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    12
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    20
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    1
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    162
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    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Collections:
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    15
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    57
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    3
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    980
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    "Aren't there six of us?" Jack asked as Swoops took five beers out of the fridge.

    "Yeah," Swoops replied, as he rooted through his drawers for a bottle opener, "but Parse doesn't drink."

    That was news to Jack.

    ---

    Jack gets traded to Vegas two years after his first Cup win. In between that win and his trade he does some soul-searching and breaks up with Bitty.

    Inspired by 'I quit drinking' by Kelsea Ballerini & LANY

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    45,013
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    40
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    124
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    23
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    “Hey Bits?”

    “Mmmm?” he says, most of his mind still on whether he wants to try for a group of aces or a run of club face cards. Decisions, decisions.

    “How did you know you were in love with Jack?”

    _X_

    anonymous prompt for "Lardo Bittle 3:30am"

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    20
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