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    When Eric Bittle started his new job at a local tech startup, he wasn't expecting to find a home.

    When pro hockey player Jack Zimmermann agreed to a sponsored Instagram takeover for his favorite nutrition tracking app, he wasn't expecting their social media person to be quite so cute.

    When Shitty Knight founded a company, he wasn't expecting being his friends' boss would be this hard.

    (AU in which the gang all work together at a tech startup)

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    After getting kicked out of home at 18, Kent goes to live with Larissa; an old friend and fellow artist. For a multitude of reasons, Kent's life is falling apart, but he then learns he's pregnant after hooking up with Jack Zimmermann. (He also might have fallen in love with Jack. Oops.)

    [Previously titled 'I Got Stamina']

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    Alicia is P.O.T.U.S.
    - - -
    It was only supposed to be four years. He was only supposed to help him with his social media accounts. He wasn't supposed to fall in love.

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    In only a few short minutes, a limousine would pull up and deposit the first batch of gorgeous women into his lap. Then another limousine would provide the second round. And then a third. His only job would be to determine which women he found most attractive, with which he could see a potential for love.

    As if the situation weren’t surreal enough, he’d had only two weeks to prepare for the next several months of his life. Two weeks to turn his life upside down.

    As usual, he blamed Lardo.

     

    Justin Oluransi quits his job and goes on the reality dating TV show The Bachelor looking to find love. It should be simple, but what he finds is nothing he (or Bachelor host Adam Birkholtz) could ever have imagined of in their wildest dreams.

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    A wild weekend for the gang leads to a confusing morning wherein they try to put together the puzzle pieces of just what the fuck they got up to last night...

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    Eric Bittle (Soon to be captain of the Samwell Men's Hockey team, almost Senior) meets Jack Zimmermann (Actual Captain of the Falconers, Stanley Cup winner, Hockey God) in a crowded bar on a Sunday night.

    The attraction is instantaneous.

    But it's crazy, right? There's no such thing as love at first sight.

    So Bitty and Jack agree to date for three months and see if, after they get to know each other for real, they still feel the same (though Bitty's pretty sure Jack is already planning the wedding...).

    Like, this might actually all work out, eh?

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    When Lardo tells Shitty what she wants for her birthday, she prefaces it with, “Okay, before you say anything, I’ve already thought about the implications of this in the context of my identity as a queer Asian woman living in a white heterosexist patriarchy, and I want to do it anyway.”

    “Bro,” Shitty says, looking almost tearful. “That is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever heard.”

    (Or: Lardo has a bucket list, and Ransom and Holster have her back.)

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    The line goes dead. Lardo spends half the night wondering if Shitty meant to say that. And if they’re on the same page when she says love like that.

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    Years ago, Kent agreed to a dare. Now Lardo is paying the price.

    [Can easily be read as standalone!]

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    Jack agreed to host a hockey tournament in March, but he's got no team and Dex has no patience. Bitty's new in town and Nursey isn't but might as well be. Ransom and Holster are trying to make the perfect dad joke, and Chowder's just trying his best. Lardo's got a bar to run, boys, and Shitty? Well, don't look now, but Shitty's naked.

    Welcome to Samwell Gentlemen's Hockey.

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    Jack is one of the first out players in the NHL. He knew there would be push back, but nothing prepared him for how the league would react.

    Eric Bittle is one of the biggest names in the world right now and when he moves to Providence to get away from the fast paced clutches of LA, he makes a wine and rage fueled business decision that will change everything.

    In other words: Eric Bittle is filthy rich and buys the Providence Falconers

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    This is sort of a Shitty-centric fic, though he actually says the least out of anyone (!?). It started with the idea of where most college relationships like Shitty and Lardo’s end up. Then it got the added dimension of seeing fandom concerns over how young is too young for a couple to get married (or even think about it). Basically, Jack and Bitty’s relationship is by far the exception to the rule, mainly because they’ve both aged up much faster than the people around them (for different reasons). Everyone else has a whole lot of adjusting and growing to do between college and ‘adulting’ and their relationships will change and develop as well. Personally I feel like all of SMH stay close and love each other.

    But there are many ways of that panning out, as Shitty and Lardo learn.

    Title from "Call It Dreaming" by Iron & Wine

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    Eric Bittle signed up for this because it would be a fantastic opportunity to further his career, open up so many new possibilities and because Lardo was holding Senor Bunny hostage until he agreed.
    Alicia Zimmermann signed up for this because it would give her career a new lease of life, she was sick to death of being passed over for projects and because she wanted to do something for herself for a change.
    Jack Zimmermann hadn't signed up for any of this.
    Neither had 'Bad Bob' Zimmermann. But he wasn’t giving up his ringside seat for love or money.

    A Strictly Come Dancing/Dancing With The Stars AU that no one asked for. Eric and Jack meet through competitive/reality TV show. But Jack is not the celebrity competitor; Alicia is.

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    "I'm not a girl," she says finally. "Maybe I'm a dude or something...or even nothing. But I'm not a girl."
    "I know, honey," he says.

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    Chapters:
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    A Saturday afternoon with Lardo and Shitty as they wait on the eventually arrival of their first child.

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    Jack has been pulled into a lot of Shitty's schemes, but none as complex as this one.

    After Jack receives his latest college rejection letter, Shitty takes it upon himself to devise a novel way to fool everyone into thinking they are college-bound: open their own university. However, they do their jobs too well, and soon many other rejects try to gain admittance to the nonexistent Samwell University.

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    1/?
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    It all started with a text.

    Beyoncé's doing a special concert at Madison Square Garden. You have to take your boy. SK

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    Eric gets kicked out for being gay and moves in with Shitty an Lardo. Actor Jack Zimmermann breaks his leg and is desperate to keep busy, so the sad new neighbor teaches him to bake.

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    Shitty and Lardo and a lazy afternoon.

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