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    After suffering a nervous breakdown, Dr. Justin Oluransi moves into a lighthouse on the coast of Maine and accidentally summons a selkie husband. The only problem? He doesn't actually know they're married, and his husband doesn't remember anything about his human life.

    This story is, ultimately, about two idiots accidentally falling in love. Oh, and they solve a murder.

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    The evolution of the platonic soulmate bro-bond between Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann

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    Jack Zimmermann had finally gotten back on his feet after his famous overdose, but misperceptions and situations out of his control have pulled his dreams away from him and landed him in prison. The people there aren't as mean as he expects, but he still knows he doesn't belong there. But did this career-ruining mishap actually land him exactly where he needed to be?

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    Shitty knows Lardo is his soulmate... but he can never tell her.

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    Shitty and Lardo throw a dinner party for their friends--but it's a little more than what Bitty, Jack, Ransom, and Holster bargained for.

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    Cora-Anne Larissa Bittle-Zimmermann has way too many names, and twice as many problems. Luckily, she's growing up with 2 doting dads, 2 adorable siblings, and a whole host of weird "Aunts" and "Uncles" who help to make life a little bit better.

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    A collection of ficlets for Fictober 2018. Not all chapters have an E rating, but people need to know what they're getting into. I have a cushion built up and will try to stay ahead of the updates so that all the chapters go up in a timely manner.

    None if this is claiming to be a great literary classic, but I'm having a lot of fun writing them.

    Complete!

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    my drabbles for fictober18, all within Check, Please! but will jump around to different ships and characters

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    MUSICAL THEMED KEGSTER
    Private · Hosted by Justin Oluransi and Adam Brkhltz

    Justin Oluransi invited you

    ✔ Going ? Maybe ✖ Can’t Go

    Jacob , Shitty and 21 other friends are going

    Who never dreamt to find themselves on a paradisiac Greek Island to meet their 3 dads? To begin a French revolution? To kill customers while at work? To be a rapper AND a founding father? Or a… Cat, we guess? Anyway, this day has COME my friend! Bring your best bottle and your favorite costume because you won’t enter without them!

    Make sure to know at least a song or two because if you don’t think we’ve planned a karaoke you definitely don’t know us.

    SOs, Tinder Dates, Meryl Streep, sexy profs or your moms are all welcome

    Kisses on the buttcheeks!

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    Bitty may or may not have made a mistake in telling Holster that he had a fiance. He had had a fiance, but it was a bit of an untruth to say he still did. But it made all the creeps leave him alone, so it can't be that bad... can it?

    Or, the one where Bitty accidentally gets involved a very complicated lie.

    (This story is based on true events that made me go "HOLY SHIT DUDE, YOU'RE LITERALLY LIVING A FAN FICTION" and my friend (who was telling me all this) said "FUCK I KNOW!")

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    Shitty and Lardo have some fun when they have the Haus to themselves

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    Bitty is a freshman on the Samwell Men's Hockey Team. It's been a rough start to his college hockey career: he can't take a check, it's hard to relate to his teammates, and his captain hates him. Just when he decides he's not cut out for this sort of thing, he's saved from the embarrassment of quitting by the end of the world. Bitty, along with his only two friends Ransom and Holster, that captain, and a few others are forced to work together to survive. To quote one B. Shitty Knight: "Rise and shine motherfuckers. It's the zombie apocalypse."

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    listen there are like 10 zombie au fics in this fandom and I'm being the change I want to see in the world.

    When Jack zimmermann gets the chance to get to canada he accepts, on the way he'll meet an ex lawyer and a whole host of other people who will change his life forever.

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    They fell in love the way Lardo fell in love with all the art in her life—between easels, around canvas, scattered with paint like constellations only the two of them knew. Falling in love with Shitty was no different

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    nursey creates a groupchat intially to embarrass ford's love for vines, eventually, it becomes a permanent addition for the hausmates.

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    Jack and Bitty had returned to the side of the river they came from, with Bitty back in his shorts and Jack fully clothed. They had just finished Bitty's almond-butter and peach jam sandwiches. Neither spoke for some time. Then Bitty stood up and walked over to some bushes.

    "Do you know what pokeberries are, Jack?"

    "Can't say that I do, Bits."

    "They're these berries right here." Bitty carressed a hanging cluster of dark blue berries connected by blood-red stems. "They're poisonous, but if you're careful there are a number of traditional recipes you can make. Pokeberry jelly, for instance. They say the seeds of the berries are what's poisonous, but if you're careful the fruit itself should be fine."

    Bitty stood there for a while, examining the pokeberries, rotating a cluster of them with his hand. "Have you ever tasted death, Jack?"

    Jack's eyes grew wide. "Haha, okay?"


    Shitty, Lardo, Jack, and Bitty go to the quirky, and at times clothing optional, section of the Edwards River known as Missouri Beach.

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    Jack reluctantly joins the choir in his last year of high school on the advice of his therapist. Bitty is a choir veteran. They're paired up for a duet project that lasts the entire semester. Spoiler alert: they're going to fall in love.

    There will be hockey and baking and lots of singing. So much singing. So many duets.

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    11/?
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    Jack is one of the first out players in the NHL. He knew there would be push back, but nothing prepared him for how the league would react.

    Eric Bittle is one of the biggest names in the world right now and when he moves to Providence to get away from the fast paced clutches of LA, he makes a wine and rage fueled business decision that will change everything.

    In other words: Eric Bittle is filthy rich and buys the Providence Falconers

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    Following his whirlwind of a summer, Eric Bittle is doing his best to find hope and encouragement after his move across the country. He's now the co-owner of his very own bakery and living on his own again while living his dream. There's still something that keeps nagging at his head, though. Weighing on his heart. He knows that playing for the Falconers is what's best for Jack in the long run, but at what cost to Eric? He tries to move on, but things never really go the way he wants or expects them to. Maybe someday, that will somehow work in his favor...

    Sequel to White Houses

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    Shitty's grandfather is hosting a dinner so he can meet his illegitimate son, and Shitty is being forced to go. Maybe his new cousin will be cool?

    Inspired by this tumblr post

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