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    “What’s in for me?”

    “Thirty five percent.” Lando’s small smile turns wrinkled at the corners. “And you’ll get to kiss me again.”

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    On the planet Lotho, a man called Leelan Vorn possesses the kind of AI stealth route-mapping technology that any smuggler would kill for. Lando's not so much into the killing, but stealing? That, he can do. Han comes along for the ride. Fortuitously, as it turns out.

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    After pulling off a heist, Lando and Han figure out a way to pass the time together.

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    Upon his coming of age, Obi Wan of the Kenobi Clan was given a gift – a private Master to instruct him in military arts. Qui Gon Jinn had the skills of a great fighter and the body of a slave. So when his student insisted on veering away from the prescribed curriculum, he had no choice but to obey. Complications ensue when they get engulfed in the turmoil of the warring states, Obi Wan’s dreams, and the truth about Qui Gon.

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    "So we got in a little hot water. How bad can it be?"

    Lando raises his eyebrows. "Are you even listening to the words coming out of your mouth?" he asks, and Han rolls his eyes.

    "Shut up. It's going to be fine. We're fine. This is fine." Han wiggles his wrists in his cuffs.

    "You have an odd definition of the word 'fine'," Lando says. One of the guards hisses at them to be quiet.

    "You just need to be more positive," Han replies, ignoring the guard.

    Lando hums. "Thanks. I'll keep that in mind while we're rotting in Jabba's dungeons - in shackles, mind - for the rest of our lives, or at least until Jabba decides to feed us to a sarlacc."

    "That's the spirit!" Han grins.

    "We're going to die here, aren't we?" groans Chewbacca from somewhere behind them.

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    The one where Lando gives a crash course on ballroom etiquette, wins a dictatorship, gets high on sparkles, flips off a crime lord, almost dies (thrice), and develops an intense dislike for an entire planet. Not necessarily in that order.

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    Лэндо и Хан пытаются спать во время жары.

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    How that 'I hate you' - 'I know' scene should have ended.

    Or: a kiss that was missing from the movie.

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    Lando reveals to Han that he gives expert massages, and Han just has to experience it himself.

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    Han Solo manages to Lando Calrissian and once again bet on the Millennium Falcon. Except this time he outcheats the cheater and wins the ship. Even though Lando loses his ship they both end up winning that night.

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    They both laugh and Lando says, “I have a plan… let’s grab some bottles and get very drunk inside the Falcon”. The reason behind this is that Lando would rather wait for Han to be drunk to announce him the great news of their upcoming Canto Bight adventure.

    Or the one where Han has never seen fireworks before and Lando would do everything for him.

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    "Shush!" Han keeps telling him, while he is having far too much fun making Lando want to be loud.

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    The award-winning television show, Everyone Loves Rey, now brought to you in full script format! Discover the details behind your beloved characters of the Organa-Solo-Skywalker-Naberrie-Antilles-Dameron-Kanata-Kenobi-Tico-Holdo family, and enjoy their journey together.

    Note: This is PURE CRACK. Written feverishly with two of my friends at like, 1 am. Enjoy.

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    Retrogade: when a celestial object moves in the reverse sense of 'normal' motion.
    Sometimes, luck happens in your favor. Sometimes, something survives against all odds, even if it takes a while to get back to how it was and how it should be.
    Sometimes, you make it out of something that you shouldn't. Maybe you're a bit damaged, yes, but you get to be with the people you love, after you thought it was all over. Sometimes you get that sweet feeling of taking back your goodbyes or just hugging your family extra hard to make up for all the times you almost didn't.
    The Solo-Organa family is very familiar with this.
    Ben Solo survived after almost being entirely consumed inside by being Kylo Ren, Leia Organa-Solo survived being thrown into space. Rey Solo survived being kidnapped and sold into practical slavery, even making it back to her family. The Resistance survived the loss of its ships, and almost all of the people who kept it afloat.
    What if that's not all that survived?
    (A universe in which bad things still happen, and people still struggle, but oftentimes it works out okay. People get to heal. Love, romantic and familial, persists. And above all, sometimes, people get to breathe.)

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    Even when it's not intentional, Lando's teasing him. Lando's always teasing Han. He likes to get him hot and bothered and then leaves him just like that, be it in the middle of a job or... anywhere really. And everytime it happens, when Han is all flustered and running out of breath, he tells himself "he'll pay for that". Well tonight might be the right moment.

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    Lando isn’t one to judge, isn’t one to have a self-shaming spiral. If he can’t win at the cards, if he can’t talk his way into a thing -- his mouth can do the trick. Make anyone, anything melt, surrender. It’s incredible what little he has to do to get what he wants.

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    “Oh, don’t pout Haan.” Lando lounges back, licking his newly berry-tinted lips with a lazy grin. “You know all you have to do is ask.”

    (Qi’ra’s eyes are glinting and her smile is dagger-sharp. Han knows the look: it’s one she wears whenever she has a winning hand.

    The dice on the table are mediocre at best. He shakes his head and drinks deep.)

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    In the middle of battle, Han and Lando realize they might not make it out alive.

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    What Lando cares about is the way hookah smoke intoxicatingly fills the dark space, how the liquor he and Han have been downing makes his head spin. What Lando cares about is the throbbing bass echoing through the club. What Lando cares about are the strobe lights flickering enough to show teasing glimpses of the lines of Han’s back as he moves. And what Lando really cares about is the feeling of Han’s fingers on his chest, his hips, the way Han’s straddling his legs in this rusty metal chair, the sensation of their half-hard erections rubbing together, and oh, kriff.

    Alternatively, my draft description was:
    Han was amazed to discover that when Lando was saying "I never top", what he meant was, "I'm a power bottom."

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    Lando's the farthest he can get from civilization, from the Inner Rim, from the Millenium Falcon and its pilot. He's on the very edge of the galaxy on a planet few people even know exists. But somehow, some way, Han Solo still finds him. The reason why can't be good.

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    The warehouse was being worked by enslaved kids. What was Han supposed to do? Not get caught and poisoned after freeing them, apparently. Yeah, that would've been better. Good thing Lando, Beckett, and Chewie are around to fix his messes. . . and him.

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