Lance's pull-out game is WEAK
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Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
15 Oct 2019
“You are fucking infuriating!” Keith screeches suddenly, and his voice is no longer smooth like butter, it’s grating like nails on a chalkboard. It hurts. It has Lance’s ears ringing with pain, his entire head throbbing with the worst migraine of his life. “I don’t want to have sex with you, I’m trying to eat you!”
“Eat? Me?” Lance croaks. Realization dawns on him far, far too late. “Oh, shit.”
“Are you stupid? What kind of idiot would stumble across me and think mermaid? I’m almost the size of a Great White! I have rows of teeth and claws! Everything about me screams predator, I am not your sweet and soft maiden of the sea here to fulfill your fantasies!”
Lance stumbles across a siren and decides to negotiate for his life with his slutty, slutty body. He's also highkey into it though... because he's always fantasized about being with a mermaid and this isn't all that different, aside from the teeth and claws, and the manic marathon sex.