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    “Aance!” she blows spit bubbles and Lance’s jaw drops. “Laaaa!”

    Bella didn’t even say mama. That’s the first time she’s had a go at any of their names at all.

    “I felt bad because… because you were so surprised,” Keith shrugs as if it’s not a big deal. As if he’s not a fucking ghost teaching his baby sister words like that’s not the weirdest and most amazing thing at the same time and holding her like he isn’t a ghost holy fuck. “I’ve been trying to teach her all your names, but she doesn’t say them as well”

    A… nice... ghost?

    “Keef!” Bella says happily, as if that solves everything.

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    Or: Lance moves into a haunted house and befriends the ghost living there, as Lance does.

    Title is from Message Man by Twenty One Pilots

    Otherwise titled "I love American Horror Story and making Keith suffer. Yes, you can quote me on that"

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    1/1
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    literal sunshine: what happened to matt to make him so protective of giraffes

    space dad: a giraffe licked him once and now he’s like the giraffe gandhi

    keith’s favourite person: the giraffe that licked him was also his first boyfriend

    local anime prince: FUCK OFF GEOFFREY WAS SPECIAL TO ME

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    32/?
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    Theatre nerd Lance won't stop making references and dragging others into spontaneous dance numbers. Someone stop this precious blue child.

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    9/?
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    What was supposed to be a simple trip to the bank ends up being turned on its head. And not in the way you’d think. But Keith isn’t about to complain about being ‘saved’ by the tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Perhaps the day won’t be such a bust after all.

    Inspired by the “Nightshifter” episode of Supernatural.

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    Pidge's entire body went stiff with tension for a few seconds before she finally gave in and fell into Shiro's embrace with tears bursting through her eyes.

    And that's when Lance got really homesick for the first time since the start of their adventure.
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    Or: Lance and Keith apparently never sleep because they think too much, so as faith would have it, they sit on a roof and talk in the middle of the night- and they become comfort buddies, isch

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    13/?
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    It’s Senior year at Altea Prep! Lance is buzzing with excitement to start the year off right, but with the strange interactions with the school’s infamous delinquent, Keith Kogane, his last year might not go the way he expected it to.

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    4/4
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    Ryan is a techie, and bad at people. He doesn't do people, and he's new in town. Though Lance changes that, all with a single rose

    My zine piece for the 'In My Scope' Kinkance zine! Had a ton of fun writing it and a ton of fun getting to know everyone!

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    Our favorite paladins are demigods and trying to cope with their world.

    //AN//I’m really bad at summaries but basically this is that this will follow the plot of Percy Jackson..kind of. The plot will change some as but yeah anyway, enjoy!//

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    8/22
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    15
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    1
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    You say once you see your soulmate for the first time, you look into their eyes, and the world around you changes and you know you have found the one. Well how is Keith, a child born blind, supposed to find his soulmate like that? While others see a grey world, waiting to be full of color, he only sees black.
    He's fine being alone though, after all, the world is cruel. And like anyone in this world is destined to be his soulmate.

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    21/?
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    Keith is a young detective working with Shiro at the Altean City Police Department. Due to a recent string of robberies Keith and Shiro are both on edge. The only way they know its the same thief is he always leave a signature blue orchid at the scene of the crime. Will they catch the thief or will he continue to slip through their grasps.

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    Lance, a simple flower shop owner by day and a master thief by night. Catch him if you can.

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    6/?
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    42
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    Lance knows magic exists. He’s always known-- always latches to any piece of fiction that has him believing and hoping that there's a possibility that he wasn’t the only one who could see and feel these apparitions and changes in weather. Again and again, he's reminded by those he knows that yes, it's all in his head. So he learns to keep his mouth shut.

    But then he meets Keith, your resident spellcaster with a fiery affinity who runs this bullshit faux witchcraft shop for humans believing they have the capability of casting magic.
    And from there everything just becomes a shot in the dark-- with his words as the bullet.

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    ♪ I'm kissaphobic, don't wanna get too close to you
    Your mouth is a hurricane, something sweet before the pain ♪


    After years of knowing him, Pidge begun to realize that her feelings toward her friend are more than just finding him annoying. Pushing it away, being in denial was her solution. Suffering in silence was all she could do, hope that this so called crush would fade away. She was lucky enough to gain friends despite her poor way of connecting with others, she can’t ruin the friendship they have.

    Throughout his high school experience, Allura had been Lance’s dream girl, making him yearn to be someone better. She is far out of reach, but his love remained. Only daydreaming of when he would get lucky, oblivious to the friend he’s attached at the hip to. Unaware of his subconscious telling him what he needed, rather than what he wanted.

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    Keith and Lance are struggling college students. Oblivious and love-struck, these two idiots must navigate their demanding schedules and figure out what they want before it's too late.

    Chapter 1 Excerpt:
    Lance groaned and, slumping down, let his head fall against the back of his chair.

    “Ahh Mr. McLain! Did you have something constructive you’d like to add?” Professor Smyth unabashedly called him out, drawing the attention of the entire class. He felt a deep blush settle on his cheeks as his peers twisted and turned in their seats to stare at him, their eyes burrowing into his soul.

    “Uh, no, sorry. I – uh, was just – I’m sorry.” He stammered, covering his face with his hands in an attempt to hide. Please make me disappear! He begged the universe. Naturally the universe didn’t listen. So he sat there, in all his tangible glory, dying of embarrassment.

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    “Hey, Keith…”

    “Yeah?”

    “Would you describe yourself as cute?”

    Keith turned to quirk an eyebrow at Shiro. “Where are you going with this?”

    It was getting close to 10:00pm, when Keith’s shift was over. It had been a slow night, lots of college students seemed to have abandoned the town for the weekend due to the absence of a football game. Keith had spent almost as much time out on runs as he’d spent waiting for more orders, and most of the other delivery personnel had been sent home already.

    Hardly able to contain his amusement, Shiro turned the computer screen so that Keith could read the order himself.

    “No. Absolutely not.”

    “Oh c’mon..”

    “I always get sent on these stupid runs and it’s always really drunk sorority girls and it’s always annoying.”

    “The name on this account says Lance McClain. That doesn't sound like a sorority girl to me.”

    Or that College AU where Keith studies art and Lance wants to be an elementary school teacher. Keith delivers pizza to pay the rent, and Lance orders pizza. Life ensues.

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    17/?
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    He just drew one little baby monkey. Just one little cute monkey that had curiously inched closer to him. He did nothing wrong by any standards. It stole his sketchbook, he was just getting it back. So he could show Allura and Coran his findings and such, while also generally not be robbed by wild life.

    Next thing he knew he was being chased around.

    Then lifted and flung around through the treetops by a man.

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    3/3
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    241
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    31
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    1996
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    Keith hated how Lance boasted about his love life. Not everyone needed to know who his new conquest would be, least of all Keith. It always went bitter down his throat and made his stomach cling weirdly, and it didn’t help that the new Ravenclaw Quidditch captain was actually popular with … well, basically everyone in the school and their mum. 

    In Keith's opinion, Fridays are the worst days as they are full with Lance McClain and sometimes he just really needs a break for his pining ass but fate has another idea.

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    7/?
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    Keith ran a bit too far and he crashed on an unidentified planet with three children who dont understand a word he is saying and dont know who the Galra are, just to top it off there seems to be something radiating a large amount of quintessence about a mile out!

    At least he got their names sorta right.

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    6/?
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    207
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    23
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    Lance has been trying to woo Keith through sweets for a year now and this time is the last time he tries.

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    Lance loves his friends and likes to show it by giving gifts that he made himself. Picking an item to knit for each of his closest friends Lance get to see if they like it and show how much he appreciated them.

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    25
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    4
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    208
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    16 ASMR triggers and a possible meeting.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
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    236

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