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    There was always something at 6:30. The same voice singing the same stupid songs. Keith wanted nothing more than to make them shut the hell up, it was far too early anyways. But maybe in the end it wouldn't be so bad when he met the beautiful face to match the songs.

    'I'll see you tomorrow?' I asked, hoping it was a yes.

    'Would you expect anything less, Keithy?' He chuckled, leaving the room.

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    Shiro and Keith didn't crash into each other and land on the same planet, instead it was Lance who crashed into Keith. While running from the Galra empire who is searching for them, Lance and Keith have to overcome their rivalry to survive. While they are on the run, the team desperately is trying to find them and are being pulled to their limits as more challenges arrive.

    (takes place during episode 1 in season 2 and creates it's own plot on the way)

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    7/?
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    “I swear you’re faking injuries just so you have an excuse to come to the med bay.”

    “How else will I get my cute nurse to talk to me?”

    “I’m gonna smother your damn face with a pillow.”

    aka the five times Lance annoyed Katie and the one time he really annoyed her

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    Keith hated how Lance boasted about his love life. Not everyone needed to know who his new conquest would be, least of all Keith. It always went bitter down his throat and made his stomach cling weirdly, and it didn’t help that the new Ravenclaw Quidditch captain was actually popular with … well, basically everyone in the school and their mum. 

    In Keith's opinion, Fridays are the worst days as they are full with Lance McClain and sometimes he just really needs a break for his pining ass but fate has another idea.

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    8/?
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    space zelda: are you ok keith do we need to call someone
    emo kid: No? I’m fine, my chingus! ^^
    space dad: i’m put off by this not because i didn’t know he was korean, but because he never speaks korean unless he needs to
    alluring: especially not when he’s speaking english in the same sentence
    local anime prince: what the fuck is a chingu

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    39/?
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    matthew holt: aww look at that! two hermits bonding!
    #1gay: ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM
    actuallydead: matt, I forgot to remind u but DON’T use the b word around keith
    matthew holt: the swear?
    matthew holt: ohhhHhhh ‘bonding’
    actuallydead: /matt/
    #1gay: i cAN’t BelIEvE lAncE dOeSn’T ReMEmbEr iT
    theultimatebispy: soRRY i waS hAlFWay In a COMA
    matthew holt: whoops

     

    yeet enjoy

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    30/?
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    365
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    (What’s crackalackin? at 3:09am)

    McSexy: Anyone wanna help me take over the government?

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    3/?
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    Keith and Lance have never exactly been friends. But now in their Junior year of college, both of them have to play a couple in a very important musical-production and somehow everything changes.

    A story about friends, lovers, theater, college and bonding moments.

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    2/?
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    When Keith and Lance train, Keith pushes Lance’s limits hard for reasons oblivious to Lance. He snaps and demands an explanation, all while pushing Keith off him onto the ground and holding him there. A smug Keith takes his chance.

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    3/3
    Comments:
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    29
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    Just lance unknowingly pining and keith having a big fat crush on lance while being bad a feelings and emotions beacause, ew , love.
    im not good a summaries just read the fic ffs

     

    Tags may be updated so keep an eye out for that.

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    After one backfired infiltration of a Galra cruiser, Keith and Lance find themselves in a sticky situation. They haven't properly eaten for nine days, have been drinking muddy water (which is probably parasite infested), and can't seem to gather enough hope to keep their morale high.

    And, of course, what happens to Keith next is just his luck.

    Whether that's referring to the physical toll his body is taking, or the emotional toll of his crush that refuses to leave, Keith won't say.

    All he knows is that he and Lance better get rescued fast, or he might just lose it.

    Keith doesn't even want to think about how frustrating this all must be for Lance, seeing as he has to be Keith's temporary caretaker.

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    4/?
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    Lance has a staring problem. Keith hates it and confronts him about it. Lance falls for him, literally, and then... they become sort-of friends.

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    As he cleared the tree line, he heard Keith yell one more time at his back.

    “Don’t expect me to come running if you get in trouble!”

    Oh, that asshole. Lance would show him.

    “Kogane’s gonna come running like there’s a fire licking at his ass,” he muttered to himself as he made his way further into the thick forest.

    ***

    Lance tries to play a prank. He gets somewhat mixed results.

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    The one in which Lance is a good actor and he knows how to win against Keith

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    1/1
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    121
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    3
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    Our favorite paladins are demigods and trying to cope with their world.

    //AN//I’m really bad at summaries but basically this is that this will follow the plot of Percy Jackson..kind of. The plot will change some as but yeah anyway, enjoy!//

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    Comments:
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    26
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    5
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    Keith is a young detective working with Shiro at the Altean City Police Department. Due to a recent string of robberies Keith and Shiro are both on edge. The only way they know its the same thief is he always leave a signature blue orchid at the scene of the crime. Will they catch the thief or will he continue to slip through their grasps.

    or

    Lance, a simple flower shop owner by day and a master thief by night. Catch him if you can.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    89
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    511
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    71
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    Lance uses a name that will TOTALLY make Keith quit.....until his plan backfires.

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    20
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    151
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    1177
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    Music is in their blood. Both of them enjoy the theater and all the glitz and glamour that the spot light brings. However, while one eagerly makes his way onto the stage, the other hides away in the shadows. Sometimes all it takes is a little push, a little smile, an old mask, and a playlist of music to bring them both out into the spotlight.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    32
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    53
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    Lance’s go to guide for all things girls, school, and the woes of adolescence!

    TOP FIVE SENIOR YEAR GOALS:
    5) Lose virginity
    4) Survive APES without being crazy murdered by Dr. Holt
    3) Become sex god™ (to snag bodacious white haired beauty)
    2) Ask Jenny Shaybon or the other Jenny to prom (pending…)
    ***1) Stop thinking about one particular dangerous, robotic little gremlin dwarf who will crush your spirit and laugh while doing it***

    aka everything is a crisis when you're in high school

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    1/?
    Comments:
    14
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    23
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    1
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    This isn’t home. No one was going to baby him here. They weren’t going to tell him that it was okay, he tried his best. His best wasn’t enough. He wasn’t enough. He needed to be, though. He needed to get better if he wanted to see his home again....

    •×∙─────────∙◦✖◦∙────────∙ו

    ◦✨✧ During a mission, Lance unknowingly travels to an alternate universe where everything happened exactly as it had in his own universe, with one major difference; that version of him is dead. Not knowing his current team isn’t his own, Lance wonders why he remembers them looking differently and when they’ll let him fly the Blue Lion again without freaking out and keeping him as far away from her as possible. ◦✨✧

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    8/17
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    439
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    5477

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