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    Lance puts his friend Katie's number down as his own in a job application. This is the first time anyone has had to use it. It's his coworker Keith, who hasn't had a girlfriend since the eighth grade.

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    Keith: I think I know what DTF means
    Hunk: what?
    Keith: down to fight
    Hunk: yeah totally
    Keith: sweet
    Hunk: you should tell Lance
    Keith: GOOD IDEA

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    lance has been acting like a child so to teach him a leason the rest of the team treat him like the child he's acting like little did lance know it was just the attention he needed to get his emotions together

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    The Sequel to Save Me.

    Keith and Lance navigate the ups and downs of a real relationship while their friends and family go through problems of their own.

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    Prompts I come up with randomly. This is an impulse post plz forgive me.

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    Lance’s mom comes to visit and finds out Keith is alone, she invites him to come stay with them for the holidays. Lance is pissed because Keith has been lying to him about his family. Chaos ensues.

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    One day, Lance decides that Keith needs a new phone. So he, as Keith's best friend in the whole wide world, takes care of the old problem. Now armed with a new phone, Keith sends a series of texts that accidentally end up in the wrong hands. Despite the fact that Keith sent some particularly angry words towards the stranger, they are able to become friends and Keith soon comes to consider him a friend.

    ~Now with a Russian Translation!!!~

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    To put it simply, he had turned his once adorable and innocent boyfriend into a still adorable but very much not innocent sex fiend. This was, he supposed, the consequence of two life-changing events in such close proximity: them dramatically confessing their love in an intense astral plane battle, and Keith introducing Lance to the joys of sex a mere week later.

    Keith cursed himself for creating this monster. He also thanked himself profusely.

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    Lance has placed a box under the Christmas tree that has Keith curious as to what could be in it. Something big judging by the way Lance looks at it. Little does he know it's going to simultaneously be his favorite and least favorite gift in the world.

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    ikimaru.jpg made a Klancetober prompt list (it’s on ig) I’m not much of an artist, but it sounded like a fun October project. I’m hoping to post one (1) short ficlet every day. Lets see how it goes. Day V (Prompt III): Exploring Spooky Places (Klance)

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    Sendak and his galra have been defeated, but an old foe threatens the peace that the paladins have brought to Earth. But the paladins also have their own demons to face. Keith's feelings for someone on the team may prove to be more than he can handle, Lance struggles between his duty to Voltron and his love for his family while Allura, Coran and Shiro keep a secret that could be the downfall of them all.

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    Saw THIS piece and just had to do something for it

      "Age is no Guarantee of Maturity" Pidge grumbles as she holds Lance's left foot as the Blue paladin kicks at her hard while grinning, Pidge is not sure if he is aware of who they are or if he's just a evil baby.
      "Hunk! No don't eat that!" Pidge hears Keith cry and she looks up to see how Keith, with some struggle snatches a strange looking toy from Hunk's hold, only making the five year old get teary eyed and starts to cry, Keith looks like he want nothing more than to start cry himself. Pidge sends a look to Shiro who's sitting next to her, 13 years, two years younger than her, she's not sure how to feel about it.
      "Why did you have to eat of that fruit?" she asks, she get's a sheepish expression in return as Shiro turns to look at her.
      "It... tasted like strawberries..."

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    “You’re a fucking asshole…” Keith bit out before walking in the opposite direction of where he pushed Lance.

    Lance brushed himself off and it was only then that he had actually found himself looking outside.
    His eyes widened and he called out in a slightly panicked tone, “Uh...Keith?”

    Keith didn’t respond so Lance called again slightly louder, “Keith!”

    This time Keith whipped around the corner, his violet eyes narrowed and filled with swirling emotions,”What could you possibly want now Lance?”

    Lance tugged on the collar of his shirt and then gently gestured to the doors, Keith followed the gesture with his eyes and it was then that his expression morphed into one of horror.

    The snow was falling in obscene amounts still...but the only difference was that neither Lance or Keith couldn’t see the outside of the store...because there had been so much snow that it had completely trapped them inside.

    In the silence of the Altean Atmosphere, two words resounded through the walls from Keith’s mouth, “Oh shit.”

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    Voltron.

    The gang whispered about in dark corners. The crimelords that had taken America by storm in just under two years. The dark web littered with their footprints. The Galra police scrambling to find them anywhere. They were like phantoms of the underworld known only by grimly painted Lion masks and the destructive chaos they left in their wake. The Voltron Coalition, the definition of fear.

    To Pidge the gang was revenge.

    To Hunk the gang was protection.

    To Lance the gang was family.

    To Shiro the gang was proof of their love.

    To Keith the gang was finally a place to be himself.

    And together they would set the world on fire.

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    Based on a Tumblr Prompt. Even though he's finally getting a vacation, Shiro is pretty sure he's back together with Adam. However, he might not be, but visiting the Grand Canyon gives him the opportunity to talk it over with Adam. Together, they discuss their relationship going forward.

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    Sequel to "that's not what you were saying last night", by request of BoaHancock1. Shiro gives the Talk to Allura and Coran, who are weirdly fascinated and also grossed out. Read "that's not what you were saying last night" to get everything sorted.

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    “I’m six,” Shiro mumbles. “I can’t give the Talk. I can’t.”
    “Space Dad finally admits he’s six!” Lance crows.
    “Why don’t you and Keith explain? You’re the ones who have the most experience, anyway,” Shiro says pointedly.

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    Lance, a worker at a local florist shop in Arizona meets a guest with an unusual request, but not just to do with flowers.

     

    I dunno I'm bad at summaries.

     

    Inspired by a tumblr prompt. And maybe a little bit by Paper Towns.

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    Finding their third hadn’t been romantic. At least not traditionally romantic. There were no planned meetups, no notes where they noticed that signature scrawl of writing, not even a mutual friend that brought the three of them together.
    No they met in what most would consider the worst possible circumstances.

    Or

    How a prostitute, an ex-soldier, and a serial killer found each other and founded the largest gang in America.

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    They were the exact opposite. Keith Hyeon is professional fighter. Lance San Antonio was a professional dancer. Lance had a huge family. Keith barely had family. Lance liked the colour blue. Keith liked the colour red. Lance liked dogs. Keith liked cats. Lance liked it hot. Keith liked it cold. But one day, something happens and never had a stranger become so important.

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    Shiro feels himself relax by degrees. If Keith agreed with it, then he really doesn’t have much to worry about. Except, now that he thinks about it, the memories of the original craft month come rushing back. The flavors, the special day of each week they were served, the names. The names.

    “Lance. Are the names staying the same?”

    Lance goes stock-still.

    “If it ain’t broke, am I right?”

     

    the team of voltron brewery decide to celebrate shiro's birthday the only way they know how.

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