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    Sequel to "that's not what you were saying last night", by request of BoaHancock1. Shiro gives the Talk to Allura and Coran, who are weirdly fascinated and also grossed out. Read "that's not what you were saying last night" to get everything sorted.

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    “I’m six,” Shiro mumbles. “I can’t give the Talk. I can’t.”
    “Space Dad finally admits he’s six!” Lance crows.
    “Why don’t you and Keith explain? You’re the ones who have the most experience, anyway,” Shiro says pointedly.

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    Lance, a worker at a local florist shop in Arizona meets a guest with an unusual request, but not just to do with flowers.

     

    I dunno I'm bad at summaries.

    Rated Mature for strong language, no smut/nsfw

    Inspired by a tumblr prompt. And maybe a little bit by Paper Towns.

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    Saw THIS piece and just had to do something for it

      "Age is no Guarantee of Maturity" Pidge grumbles as she holds Lance's left foot as the Blue paladin kicks at her hard while grinning, Pidge is not sure if he is aware of who they are or if he's just a evil baby.
      "Hunk! No don't eat that!" Pidge hears Keith cry and she looks up to see how Keith, with some struggle snatches a strange looking toy from Hunk's hold, only making the five year old get teary eyed and starts to cry, Keith looks like he want nothing more than to start cry himself. Pidge sends a look to Shiro who's sitting next to her, 13 years, two years younger than her, she's not sure how to feel about it.
      "Why did you have to eat of that fruit?" she asks, she get's a sheepish expression in return as Shiro turns to look at her.
      "It... tasted like strawberries..."

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    Voltron.

    The gang whispered about in dark corners. The crimelords that had taken America by storm in just under two years. The dark web littered with their footprints. The Galra police scrambling to find them anywhere. They were like phantoms of the underworld known only by grimly painted Lion masks and the destructive chaos they left in their wake. The Voltron Coalition, the definition of fear.

    To Pidge the gang was revenge.

    To Hunk the gang was protection.

    To Lance the gang was family.

    To Shiro the gang was proof of their love.

    To Keith the gang was finally a place to be himself.

    And together they would set the world on fire.

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    Finding their third hadn’t been romantic. At least not traditionally romantic. There were no planned meetups, no notes where they noticed that signature scrawl of writing, not even a mutual friend that brought the three of them together.
    No they met in what most would consider the worst possible circumstances.

    Or

    How a prostitute, an ex-soldier, and a serial killer found each other and founded the largest gang in America.

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    They were the exact opposite. Keith Hyeon is professional fighter. Lance San Antonio was a professional dancer. Lance had a huge family. Keith barely had family. Lance liked the colour blue. Keith liked the colour red. Lance liked dogs. Keith liked cats. Lance liked it hot. Keith liked it cold. But one day, something happens and never had a stranger become so important.

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    Shiro feels himself relax by degrees. If Keith agreed with it, then he really doesn’t have much to worry about. Except, now that he thinks about it, the memories of the original craft month come rushing back. The flavors, the special day of each week they were served, the names. The names.

    “Lance. Are the names staying the same?”

    Lance goes stock-still.

    “If it ain’t broke, am I right?”

     

    the team of voltron brewery decide to celebrate shiro's birthday the only way they know how.

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    Keith always handles sharp and prickly things. His blade, his bayard, his personality-so why is a little needle so scary?

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    Lance is being a lil shit and Keith is an angry boy. Confrontation, confession, kiss, etc. I wrote this in like 15 min so it’s probably trash but whatever.

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    Winter break has arrived at Altea University and it has finally started snowing which means only one thing. SNOWBALL FIGHT!

    Lance has found his perfect snipers perch and has a large armory ready to go and now all he needs is the perfect victim for his first of many snowball sneak attacks. You would think that after three years of being Lance McClain's prime target during this time of year Keith Kogane would have learnt to avoid him like the plague. Maybe this year might finally be his year.

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    Shiro just wants a normal day at work, but Lance is a shit.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    “No. I will not tell you what makes it so special,” Keith grits out over the bar, slamming the stranger’s glass down in front of him. This is the millionth time tonight he’s had to say it, and if it were up to him, he’d close down the bar this instant and carry his ass right on home to bed. As it is, it’s only hour three of an eight hour shift and being dead is starting to look seriously attractive."

    or, when the staff of voltron brewery decided to host specialty brew nights, keith should have known better than to just let lance take the helm.

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    "Guys, is that who I think it is?"

    “Lance, you promised no shenanigans today.” Hunk groaned.

    "Hunk, that promise will still be kept.”

    “There is literally no way you going to talk to Keith will not end in shenanigans.”

     

    (AKA the cheesiest thing ive written in my entire life. There is no angst here, which is surprising for me. Pure fluff. I just....this is really fluffy i think i got a cavity writing it)

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    One way or another, Iverson's going to have to learn that Lance is not the same student he had trained before- even though he doesn't like it.

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    Kolivan knew that he would’ve slept through the day had Lance not awoken him. Kolivan had grumbled, and maybe whined, but when Lance had given him a beautiful smile and a kiss, before walking out of their bedroom, Kolivan knew he had to get up. The words “Breakfast’s ready,” trailing after Lance was certainly another incentive.
    Honestly, he should’ve been suspicious then.

    OR: Lance is a little shit and tricks a sleepy Kolivan

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    Keith has finally opened his very own bakery, right next to the popular flower shop The Greenhouse. Much to his dismay, the owner of The Greenhouse, Lance, is very easily offended and tends to hold a grudge. Also much to his dismay, Lance is CUTE. Shenanigans may ensue.

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    Or, alternatively titled:
    Five Times Matt had Protective Thoughts Over Keith and One Time He Acted on Them

    Keith never left for the blades and is pining low key, Matt is living on the Castle and is pining high key, Lance is a little shit.
    What else is new?

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    Keith was gonna do it. This had gone on long enough, he had to tell Lance how he felt. After being the only one to keep Keith from ruining the whole mission, Lance was owed a reason why, and Keith planned to give it to him. But things don't always go as planned.

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    Or, Shallura is cute, Lance is oblivious, Keith is pining, and Pidge should never be allowed around a barbecue unsupervised.

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    A look into the life of the Altean prince and his guard.

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    3/?
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