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    Some words stay with you throughout your whole life. Lambert had never meant to let this one take up so much room inside his head, but like most things in his existence, no one bothered to ask for his opinion on the question.

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    English
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    1/1
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    После битвы за Каэр Морхен Кейра взяла Ламберта с собой в путешествие в поисках лекарства от Катрионы.
    After the battle for Kaer Morhen Keira took Lambert on a journey in search for a cure to the Catriona plague.

    Language:
    Русский
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    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    27
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    “辖者,当知其辖。为辖者,当知其因”。第三次北方战争方结束,一位猎魔人养成的公主被派往诺维格瑞,旨在立朝,取和,习得统治之术。然而诺维格瑞这座大都城水深莫见,希里必须面对腐败的政区首长、非礼的教会和奸诈的朝臣。
    有时世界需要的是一个猎魔人,有时世界需要的是一个王者。间或有时,两者兼之。
    这个故事,有关理想主义与政治,信仰与信念,背叛与成长;有关希里面对她的命运做出的选择,以及选择带来的后果。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    4,332
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    1/17
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    33
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    In the appropriately ominous fog, Lambert arrives in Anglia, following the promise of a lucrative if a bit vague contract on demonic pest haunting local woods. Armed with the code of neutrality and plenty of bombs, he fully intends to get the job done and not let himself be entangled in any political mess on the foreign shores.
    ... It does not exactly go as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,084
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    637
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    Как-то вечером во время совместного путешествия, Ламберт подсел поближе к Кейре и... / One evening during the trip together, Lambert sat down closer to Keira and then...

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    Русский
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    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    241
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    There are things Lambert misses; Aiden's humour, the weird sense of justice he had, his dick. He doesn't love Keira any less (he thinks, he's not sure about love) but he misses, and he thinks that she'd be willing to provide.

    Series
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    English
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    2,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
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    29
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    1
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    150
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    Sequel to Lambert's Guide on How to Get a Date, Keira and Lambert figure out what to do next and what they want to be to each other.

    Series
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    English
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    1,209
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    138
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    Agent Lambert MacKay, codename Red, elite and prickly member of secretive spy agency W.O.L.F finds himself assigned (utterly against his will) to an undercover operation with Keira Metz, an English heiress, and Aiden D'aramitz, a French jewel thief. The mission: recover a necklace containing coded sensitive information from a gala auction - simple. The reality: anything but.
    Running against the clock and through the streets of 1960s Rome, tailed by a shadowy organization that seems to always be one step ahead of them, the three unlikely partners will have to learn to work together if they're going to make it out alive.
    (And if they happen to fall in love along the way it's nobody else's business but their own)

    Language:
    English
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    40,652
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    386
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    There were three businesses sandwiched together on Main Street. Those who worked at the three stores had a deal. Kaer Mocha supplied everyone with their morning coffee. Wolfish Appetites supplied the mid-day snacks. The Last Wish always lent out books for the slow days.

    There was one more thing they shared. Gossip.

    Lambert and Keira thought their ‘relationship’ was on the down-low but it was the worst kept secret. Jaskier had fifty dollars on Eskel asking Cerys to marry him within the next month, Triss bet it wouldn’t happen for another six, and Geralt had money on Cerys asking Eskel first. And yet, the current pièce de résistance was the rich CEO who’d moved into town and taken a shining to Geralt—who was painfully, hilariously oblivious.

    Series
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    English
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    9,259
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    686
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    A sampling of fragments of punchlines, minifics, and meta I'm now in part putting on my tumblr! But the aggregate and longer things will likely be here. Predictably Lambert-centric, though I'll tag the characters and pairings as they come.

    Latest:
    blink and you'll miss it (Letho, T, humor, minific)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,825
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    334
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    2389
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    Aiden and Triss have both resigned themselves to being in love with their best friends, both of whom are in love with another person - each other. It's painful but manageable... until Lambert and Keira get engaged at Geralt and Jaskier's wedding. Drama ensues.

    In which:

    Aiden indulges in self-pity, Triss tries to make the best out of a horrible situation, and Lambert and Keira think they're meant for each other... but are they?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,512
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    280
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    It takes time, sometimes, to figure it out.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    53
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    3
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    Lambert is a parrot.

    Lambert is a parrot and it’s eating him alive.

    Lambert is a parrot and there is nothing he can do about it.

    Language:
    English
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    1,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    25
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    2
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    103
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    NEW! ch13: Geralt/Eskel: Trial of the Mountain
    ch12: Eskel and Geralt before the Grasses
    ch11: Letho and Gaetan vs assassins
    ch10: Aiden and Lambert, women Witchers, first meetup
    ch9: it's a great big happy Witcher Wedding! (with Original Song)
    ch8: Cat POUNCES on Griffin (Coën/Dragonfly!)
    ch7: Crazy Cat Witcher
    ch6: Jaskier thinks too LOUD
    ch5: Why would two Solitary Bear Witchers meet up in a lonely Wilderness??
    ch4: Eskel's secret succubus girlfriend
    ch3: Family kisses for Ciri's 13th birthday.
    ch2: Aiden needs a kiss. Then he finds a furious Wolf.
    ch1: Bedraggled, sorry Witcher (and his ward) find Jaskier not a moment too soon...
    Please prompt kisses!!

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    English
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    12,937
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    2331
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    Labert, Eskel and Geralt get pulled into a strange situation involving forgotten knowledge, sorceresses and an Ofieri prince and his retinue. The story follows Lambert as he navigates the situation at hand while Eskel tries to rebuild the school of the wolf but he wont be able to do it alone, he is going to need help from a certain white wolf and his sorceress lover.

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    English
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    15,392
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    467
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    Lambert tries on some lingerie and feels a little insecure.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    20
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    58
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    During the Battle of Kaer Morhen, Keira Metz saves Lambert's life. He decides this is the perfect opportunity to ask for a date.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    754
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    225
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    In which Kiera Metz, to her abject horror, realizes that she's caught The Feelings while a certain prickly asshole witcher is doing his best to bleed out on her floor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,100
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1759
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    Jaskier is a decently paid deli clerk at a grocery store. He slices meat and cheese, makes sub sandwiches, and serves food at the hotcase. He refuses to step foot in the kitchen with all that filth and hot oil, thank you very much. He harasses all his associates and enjoys bitching out his manager, Valdo. But there's a new thing in the works... A transfer... Valdo is being moved to a new store... It's time for a new manager.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    565
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    68
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    Lambert’s life could be worse.

    He’s got a tiny apartment, a landlady that’s always breathing down his neck, and a job that’s probably going to get him killed one day, but all things considered he can’t really complain. He spends most of his nights with Geralt and Eskel, chasing down jobs at the local strip joint. They’re usually too caught up in petty mob politics to take much notice of the scenery.

    That is—until a stripper named Aiden talks him into buying a dance and derails his routine in a major way. Lambert’s life just got a lot more complicated, but somehow he doesn’t mind. Even though he’s got a feeling the other shoe’s about to drop…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,064
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3084

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