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    Lambert, nephew of King Vesemir, gets captured in battle. When it looks like he’s more likely to be executed then ransomed, Prince Aiden makes him an alternate offer: a marriage of convenience. It’s obnoxious how charismatic the prince is, but committing to spending the rest of his life with a funny, attractive man that he’s undeniably drawn to is preferable to death, right?

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    This is Vesemir being a good dad/granddad five times, taking care of everyone and then everyone taking care of Vesemir. Everyone hugs, everyone cries. That's it. That's the story. Enjoy!

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    Having spent most of the night up with Jaskier, who’s struggling with a head-cold now that winter is well and truly upon them, Geralt has less patience than he usually does. He pokes at his eggs a little more violently than he should, and bristles when the rooster crows loudly from the yard. Eskel has always been the patient one, and Geralt was sent downstairs after smacking Jaskier a little too hard for pulling his hair, leaving Eskel upstairs to rub salve on the pup’s bottom.

    When Lambert knocks over Geralt’s coffee for the second time, he loses it.

     

    'Just sit the fuck down!'

     

    A snippet from the life of Little Lambert

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    After a traumatic motorcycle accident, Geralt is left with brain damage. Aphasia, the doctors call it, rendering him unable to read, write, and speak, (well, almost).

    Escaping to the city to get away from pitying looks, he meets his across-the-hall neighbor, Jaskier, an eccentric up-and-coming musician who's determined to befriend him despite the barrier in communication.

    Armed with hums, grunts, and 'fucks', will Geralt let the idiot in room 604 break down his walls, or will his past trauma be too much for him to overcome? Read and find out.

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    Jaskier spends his first Christmas with the wolves.

     

     

    ‘Arms up.’

    Jaskier obediently reaches skyward as Eskel pulls a new woollen sweater over his head. It hugs Jaskier’s growing belly, soft fat where hip bones and ribs used to be. Even when he’s naughty and Geralt spanks him, Jaskier is still allowed to eat.

    Kaer Morhen is much better than Lettenhove, in that regard.

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    “She’s a child ,” Geralt roars, whirling on him, and Eskel briefly thinks he might strike his mentor. “She has no idea what she was asking for. You do. How many trainees have you seen die from the Grasses over 300 hundred years? How many children have you burned on the pyres?” spits Geralt, poisonous with fury and old pain. Every witcher in the hall grows tense, their own memories of the trials and the friends they lost flooding back, unwelcome. Ciri shrinks back from them toward Jaskier, her stubborn defiance giving way to wide-eyed shock. The bard pulls her down next to him and wraps an arm around her.

    “You knew and were willing to do it anyway, and see my daughter die screaming on that table. Tell me again that you’re absolved by her ‘choice.’”

     

    Eskel is the reliable one. He is level-headed. Patient. Slow to anger. Quick to respond when someone needs him. He takes care of the people he cares about.
    Who takes care of him?

    quis solatus ipsos solatores

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    Coën brought him the news sometime during the height of the summer. They were hunting down a Leshen together. It wasn’t a big deal, but when they were drunk in the tavern later, Coën let the news slip.
    “Kaer Morhen was sacked, you know.”

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    A story where Lambert never returned to Kaer Morhen after his trials, but decades later he finds himself drawn back to the place.

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    Vesemir never expected to actually have to take care of a child when he signed himself up to be a foster parent. He was a single man living alone in a tiny apartment above a garage. The chances of him getting that call were slim to none.

    But then he got the call. And again. And again. And maybe, just maybe, he started to fall in love with the three boys he had been tasked with taking care of. Just don't tell anyone that, he had a reputation to uphold, dammit.

    a.k.a Grumpy Papa Vesemir and his three foster boys.

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    Lambert had a habit of stealing people's shirts.
    And then one day, Coën and Aiden decided to steal his in return.

    Or 5 times Lambert stole someone's shirt and 1 time he got his stolen.

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    Sex, very explicit.
    As well as the first three stages of Lambert discovering love. Which just so happen to be the same as grief

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    Overalls rolled up to his knees, Lambert grins broadly, wiggling his bottom in the air as he prepares to pounce. The frog lets out a tremendous croak, and Lambert stands, triumphant, the slimy creature grasped in his hands.

    ‘Lambert! If you lick that frog again we will pack up and go home.’

     

    Vesemir and Lambert spend a day at the lake together

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    Lambert
    A reluctant Romance series

    Lambert + First person reader or first person OC. Dimension traveling Fan Flick. A (for the most part) nondescript Female reader/ OC travels to the Witcher universe with her giant mutt of a dog. (Caucasian Shepherd mix) and little American Eskimo. They soon discover they have super powers, or anti-powers of sorts coming from a different plane or reality. (Our morden univers.) Bunch of one shots that are becoming a longer story
    I am doing this series as a request from a friend, I've just started the second season. Friend is a die hard book, game, and show lover. They want to be surprised aside from the few prompts they gave me. If you would like to request something added go ahead
    Obviously this won't be very canon. ✌️

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    ‘Our little pup went down for the first time today.’ Eskel says fondly, adding a good spoonful of honey to the pot and giving it a stir. Jaskier stops pulling away from Geralt to look at Eskel, confused.

    Down?

    He doesn’t know what that means.

    Geralt’s hand drops from Jaskier’s cheek and he turns to look at Eskel. ‘Oh yeah?’

    ‘Yeah. You should have seen him, Wolf. He was perfect, playing with his toys.’

    Oh, right. That.

     

     

    Jaskier adjusts to his life as a kidnap victim.

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    Aiden and Lambert make it home for the winter to discover Vesemir has brought Aiden an unexpected gift.

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    After a loss prevented them from attending for two years the residents of Kar Morhen farms are ready to return to the Kaedweni state fair and get things going back to normal.

    Lambert, grieving and angry at a world that has taken everything from him, sees this return to normalcy as a betrayal and hates it. But when he meets sharp-eyed carney Aiden everything changes - hopefully for the better.

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    He almost doesn’t pick up the call when his mobile starts ringing in the dead of night. Well, that’s not quite true.

    The first time it rings he doesn’t pick up.

    The second time, he grabs at it blindly, head still buried deep under the duvet, and forwards the call straight to his voicemail without even looking.

    The third time, it registers in his brain that maybe, just maybe, there’s a reason why the caller isn’t giving up and, really, he should answer that.


    - or -

    Family has their back, always.

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    “Worse than a bunch of grandmothers,” Lambert growled to himself, dodging into a half-wrecked hallway, in hopes that everyone else would take the hint and leave him be.

    Being nearly a century old, it's high time Lambert is introduced to the gossip that makes the world go 'round.

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    Vesemir was having a hard time dealing with Lamberts anger

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    After many years of acquaintance, Lambert finally decides to invite his best friend Aiden to winter with him in Kaer Morhen. It turns out that Lambert isn’t the only Wolf Aiden knows. Seems the Cat has a crush on Vesemir and is shamelessly flirting at every given opportunity making things slightly uncomfortable for almost everyone involved.

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    "I loved once," said Lambert, because he didn't really want to do it again. He moved his legs, and Aiden fit nicely between his thighs. The Cat was still kissing his chest, but now less diligently, more meticulously, more slowly.

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    Five times when Lambert was lonely in a crowd, and once when he finally found peace.

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